Title: I'm not a robot ( Maknae Cute Keb )

Genre: funny , idols

Characters: Park Jiyeon, Lee Jungshin, Choi Jonghun, Ham Eunjung

 

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Chapter 1

 

Hello~~~~ My name is Park Jiyeon kkk xD I'm 20 years old u_u Everyday, I don't do anything special much as; I only sit and watch tv or singing and go shopping and one more is eating -___-; I do these because I am on vocation 2 weeks yohoooo~ xD so happy._. 

 

 

" Oh! This is a robot of pretty girl that Choi Jonghun invented. She is really beautiful , did you give her a name?"  [ voice from a TV ]

 

" I named her Venus kkk this robot is like a real human, she can talk and do anything that human can do in a lot of points. " [ Jonghun said ]

 

" Really? Wow, can you show us? " [ MC asked ]

 

O.O! I keep my eyes open widely to TV after I saw my cousin in the TV... Ah~ I've never known that he is really talented in invention robot xD 

 

Kruk~~~~!!!! [ sound of drinking coke ]

 

I blinked many times then an idea popped out... Ah ha!!! XD my dream will come true, if I ask him to invent a guy for me x) kkk . My idol is the maknae of CNBLUE, Lee Jungshin._. Everyone thinks he isn't famous and he has an old face, but I don't care! :3 he is always number 1 in my heart<3 If he won't make for me, I will cry everyday in front of his house._. Er... Sound like I am really crazy in Jungshin...

 

_On Sunday_

 

Kreung~Kreung~ [ sound of bell ]

 

I am ringing bell almost 100 times, but no one opens the door for me._. I looked at a basket of vitamin bottle and milk that I am holding... It is so heavy :< Where is Jonghun? Today is Sunday , he isn't at school ... And his parents are better home as well , but....

 

" Ya!!! What the bad air blew you here? O.o " Jonghun said behind me that made me shocked-.,- 

" ya~! You made me shocked " I pouted and hand him a basket of healthy staffs 

" What is it? O.O and you give me? " Jonghun took  and checked it. 

" Vitamin and milk ^,^ I give it to you kkkk to gain your brain more intelligent kkkk " I tried to praise him.

" oh~ you gave me this, you must be have anything want to ask from me --' take your thing back" o.o oh no~ I can't give up

 

" ah ha~ Oppa~ :< please help me T^T " I shook his hand gently

 

" take your hand away from me -_- people will think bad about us " Jonghun pulled my hand -_- you think I really wanna touch you? Cherz! Crazy~ but to complete my purpose, I need to act as weaker kkkk

" just one time Y_Y if you don't help me, I will cry in front of your house everyday "

 

" you dare? Ok , .." see? XD my words really work hoho haha

 

" you will help me?:3 " I smiled widely

 

" Did I say ?-0-?   Ok, do what you want, just cry , I am tired -_- " Jonghun pushed my hand before he entering the house ..., <\3 

" ya!!!! Oppa!!! Please help me ! Please invent Jungshin for me !!!" I yelled and knocked the door hardly.

 

" what???? You think I am god ? As I think you will ask this :3 my method to make robot is limited " He yelled from the 1st floor .-. How can he do this to me? Park Jiyeon ! Don't give up!  

 

_Next Day_

 

" Huhuuuu~ ToT ~ everybody! Look! The man in this house made my daughter pregnant and tried to avoid and no responsible to my daughter ! Now she died,.,, please help to curse this guy !!! " I am in an old clothes and make up as an old woman. I am holding someone's photo and knocked to door while crying xD people who passed by are standing around and keep saying about Jonghun xD kkkk I wanna know how much he can stand?

 

" ya!!!! Why are you yelling and crying in front of my house ? Go out now !!! "

 

Jonghun stopped his car and pulled me hard till fall to floor  x_x :@@@

 

" oh! Bad boy! "

" he is really rude to do this to an old woman "

" he made her daughter pregnant and die !" 

 

People keep saying, Jonghun's face now is just like .... Silly Man who doesn't understand what was happened .. 

" ah~ I am not what as she said ^^; " Jonghun tried to excuse

 

" why don't you talk to her clearly? Ah~ we should call the police~ " o.o

 

" don't ~ I am just recognized her now ^^ sorry~ aunt~ please come in the house " he pulled me to the house then closed the door gently. I knew already that his parents were in Japan hohoho

 

" ya!!! Do you know what are you doing???! " Jonghun yelled to me .-. Why did you have to yell? My heart is almost stop working...

 

" because you don't help me :< " I played with my hair.

" but you don't have to do this to me!! If Eunjung knew about this, she will be angry "

 

" I'm sorry :< but I really need Jungshin T_T I love him so much " I showed him my sadness, in fact I did this just because I bet with Ahreum that if I can make Jungshin be my boyfriend, she will  draw her face and run around the classrooms xD if I can't... I will be... ._. oh god, I can't imagine. I know myself that I can't even go near that tall man :< my idol<3

 

" you love him till crazy --' ok! But it isn't free :3" he wiggle his eyebrow._.

" how much? " I can spend my money since I was born in a rich family xD I can't lose face because of that running B| and I just know now that Choi Jonghun is a money face._.

 

" only 1000000000000000000₩ :3 "

" why don't you rob me instead?-___-" I almost faint. 

 

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_Next Week_

 

Oh la la oh le le xD today I am so happy ;3 I will go to date with Jungshin kkkk xD even, he is a robot, I am still proud :3 

 

[ Phone ringing ]

Love me bunny~

love me bunny~

 

" yeoboseyo? " I answered

[ I'm Jonghun, at 4:36 pm Jungshin Cute Keb will be at Blue Garden ] ._.? Jungshin Cute Keb?

 

" ya!!! Does your robo... oh Jungshin oppa know me? X3" 

 

[ ofcause ;D and he is a kind of person that playboy as people said , he is a polite man :3 ] 

 

" really? *O* so excited <3 "

 

[ ok, .. Hey ~ Venus! Go clean the toilet ] he seem talked to someone else then the phone ended ._.

 

_Blue Garden_

 

I walked slowly to the garden dramatically UwU ~ as in the drama a pretty girl walk, every boy will look at her till sprain their necks xDDD...

 

Nhaj!!! [ sound of step on something ]

 

O.O?

~~~~~smell

~~~~bad

~~~~as 

~~~~ oh god!!! T_T why on my lovely day, I step on dog's excrement ? Aish!!!><

So disgusting :S

I wipe my shoe to grass... Then I saw a tall figure of a man is standing and  folding his arms while looking to the river ..., wow my prince u_u <3

I walked happily to my Jungshin oppa xD 

 

" Annyeong, oppa :3 " I smiled widely to him

 

" ah~ I am a polite man and I am so shy when I talk with lady >_< " .___. pev~ 

Suddenly he blushed and step away from me a bit with awkward smiling._. this is what Jonghun invented? Ho ho xD how cute is my Jungshin oppa<3

 

" Ah~ oppa is so cute ^,^ don't be shy , you can pretend that I am a boy to u kkk " xD

 

" ah~ but I am so shy >_< " again._. his words are so lovely till I wanna kick him :B 

 

" oppa! Can I buy your words { I'm so shy} ?-.-; " I step toward him. 

 

" :< I don't know. I am a shy boy who is shy till in my mom's stomach :'D " Aw he is still lovely to me ^,^

 

" Let's go to eat ice-cream with me <3 " I pulled his hand. I cone here to date u_u but why I am the one who drag a boy?

 

" ah~~~! I am so shy >_< don't stand to close to me, if people see us, it isn't good " he blushed and pushed my hand .///. Choi Jonghun >_< how can you sell fake product to me???? Oh god! I feel the stone in my chest when talked to this Jungshin -.- I'm so shy ~ I'm so shy~ shy his --'

 

" ah~ if you don't go with me, I will kiss you for stop ur shyness (?) xD " I just made a joke :3 I am not kind of kiss boy 1st --' 

 

" if you kiss me, I will run away from this world ~>_< Jiyeon! Look your words again! How can you do that to boy ?" -.,- this robot really..... My blood is running on the face now...claim down .. Park Jiyeon, you are the one who ordered this robot u_u lol

 

" cherz!!! Do you think I am that kind of girl?--' I am

Just kidding! " I think this isn't my romantic dating ;___;

 

" you are better walk away from me 10 m :3 .. I am so shy to talk with you >____< " he smiled at me and say those words again:@@@ 

 

" ok!!!! You said as if I wanna be near you ! pabo!" I walked away with anger ;A;

 

" Stop!!!!" ^___^ finally he stop me kkk Jungshin oppa is so cute. 

 

" what??-__-" I hide my smile and turn back to him.

 

" I saw your money dropped ^__^ in fact I wanna keep it in my pocket.. But I saw it is not much money, so I call you xD " he handed 100₩ to me-____________-* oh I wanna cry T____T

 

" keep it in your pocket --' I don't need! I hate you ! " I took money from him and throw to his face --' what a silly man! 

- walk away -

 

" hoho this will treat me a bowl of noodle kkkk " his noodle cost 100₩? -___-

 

I need to call to Jonghun now !

 

[ yeoboseyo?]

 

" ya!!!! How dare you send fake product to me?>< he is really arghhhhhhhhhhh~!!!!!" I yelled to the phone while I was in the restroom.

 

[ stop your shouting, Jiyeon! ]

 

" I won't stop!!!! Arghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Give my money back !!!>< " I jump on the closed toilet 

 

" shhhh~~~-_-" a woman high her head up 

 

" ne ^_^; " I hold on the phone and smile to her.

 

[ you used to tell me, you like the way he is polite and you tell me his character is shy when talk with a girl--' what do you want now? Bought can't be changed to money :3 ] -___-  what can I do now?

 

" ok.... But he ignored me " 

[ ok, I will send more numbers to him, wait :3 he will go to chase you soon ]

 

" ya! Ya!!" I yelled to phone , but he already end line-_-

 

" My princess~ let's go to eat ice-cream ^_^ " 

 

O.o ? Why so fast? But why he is here...?-.,-

 

" arghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!>< pabo !!  Pabo!!! " I throw toilet tissue to his face who is lowing his head from the restroom hole-///- what a robot!!!!! This is female room-_-

 

" arghhhhhhhhhhh~ " [ voice of other women yell ] -_-

 

 

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" Aw~ Y_Y why did they touch my cheek? Don't they know I am so shy????" Jungshin robot keep holding his red cheek after he receive many slapping from women in the restroom-_- he considered slap as touch .., oh, oh I'm so crazy now...

 

_ At Ice-cream shop_

 

Yeah~ after I called to Jonghun, Jungshin oppa is kinda better ^_^

 

" oppa~ is it delicious ?:3 " I just know robot can eat ice-cream

 

" mm! So yummy >_< ah~ I am so shy " .__. 

 

1 glass

4 glasses~

10 glasses~ 

20 glasses~ 

 

OoO! <~~~ everyone's face

 

^3^ <~~~~ Jungshin's face

 

-.,- <~~~ this is my face...

 

I jaw drop as my hand is still handing my ice-cream and looked to a lot of glasses of ice-cream that he ate-_- He really damage my money...

 

" Jiyeon~ don't you eat ?^^ can I eat? " 

 

" as you wish ^_^ " :@@@@@

 

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Jungshin use a toothpick after eating ice-cream -_-; I just saw this kind of a man now... Oh he is a robot..   Crazy robot in the world, how can he ruin my Jungshin's oppa...?

 

" Jungshin... " I called his name softly when we are sitting at the bus stop.

 

" who is Jungshin?0.o " He send his innocent face to me -___-;

 

" maknae cute keb..."

 

" yes, Jiyeon? ^w^ " --' 

 

" I am so tired... ;__;" even he is a robot who doesn't know how girl feel, but I really need to lay on someone's shoulder now u_u 

 

" why do you tell me?:0 "

 

u_u 

I keep silent then slowly lay my head on his shoulder .... He isn't hard as iron, but he is really like a real human... Choi jonghun ~ are you trying to make me bored with Jungshin oppa?;___; I won't give up! I will win Ahreum and now I am laying head on Jungshin oppa's shoulder x'D 

 

" Jiyeon... " o.o oh I think Jonghun also entered many human mind to robot...

 

" ne?" I said with exhausted-__- but I can feel my cheek is so hot ~ Aw~ he is just a robot, I feel so romantic like this, what if he is a real Jungshin oppa? -sigh -

 

" I am so shy >___< "

 

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