“You know, , this would never have happened if you just listened to me.”

“Well, it’s too late now, isn’t it? And anyway, I don’t regret anything.”

“Why’s that?”

“‘Cause dancing in the rain is fun and I’ve got a cute boyfriend to take care of me afterwards.”

“So you’re taking advantage of me.”

“Ye-What? No! I-”

“I’m not a maid, you know.”

“I never said you were-Why are you taking my porridge away?!”

“Who said this was your porridge?”

“Babe, I thought we established that all food is mine.”

“When the hell did I agree to that?”

“When we started rooming together.”

“I only roomed with you because Himchan gets really loud whenever Yongguk comes over.”

“Oh you probably enjoyed it.”

“You know, insulting me really isn’t going to help your situation.”

“Aww..Come on, Jae. I was kidding. Come on, baby. Jae? Give back the food.”

“No way.”

“Way.”

“Nope.”

“Why not?!”

“You deserve this treatment after eating my stash of cookies yesterday.”

“You refused to share!”

“‘Cause I know you’re the vacuum who’s going to it all!”

“Well, if you would’ve only let me your di-OW! Where the hell did that dictionary come from?!”

“Himchan told me you were a ert so I armed myself. I should never have agreed to stay with you. I’m leaving.”

“You love me too much.”

“Shut up.”

“Well, it’s not like you’re leaving, am I right?”

“How can I when your arms are around my waist?”

“Just stay with me, please? Forget the food. We’ll eat later.”

“...Are you refusing food?”

“...”

“...”

“Yes?”

“Who are you and what have you done to my boyfriend?”

“Easy, there, babe. It’s me, I swear. Now, stay, please?”

“You know, I give in to you way too easily.”

“Hey, you manipulate me too, you know.”

“Not my fault you’re stupid. Hey! Stop kissing-mmph!”

“Night night, baby. I’ll wake you up later, okay?”

“Shouldn’t I be saying that? And take your medicine first.”

“Can’t I do it later? You’re so warm and comfortable.”

“So I’m a pillow now.”

“Yes. A y, fluffy pillow. So stop moving.”

“Say ah.”

“Do I have to? Can’t you just kiss me better?”

“If I keep kissing you better, we’re both going to be sick. Sick and sick doesn’t make immunity.”

“Fine, fine. Ahhhh.”

“Here’s the water.”

“Thanks. Now, roll back here so that I can cuddle again.”

“Sleep, idiot.”

“Mhm...Hey, Youngjae?”

“Yeah?”

“Thank you.”

“Just don’t get me sick.”

“Pft. Yeah. We’ll see.”

“Yeah, yeah. Come on, you need to rest.”

“Alright. Jae?”

“Mm?”

“I love you.”

“You’re stupid.”

“Well, if I wasn’t, you probably wouldn’t be dating me right now.”

“.”

“Why thank you.”

“Why do I even try with you.”

“It’s ‘cause you loooove me.”

“Yeah. I do. Now sleep.”

“Will do. Night, babe.”

“I love you.”

Well...That was fun xD

Word Vomit Count: 471
Genre: FAIL fluff/humor
Pairing: DaeJae