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chosen - you're chosen to be in the story whOOPEE
accepted - hey your app passed the quarantine
pending - er, quarantine got lazy sorry wait
declined - DUN DUN DUN. somethings wrong.
rejected - eh, we gave you 3 strikes & u didn't fix it.     total : ( 14 )

 

"Oh?" Sunyoung says in surprise as the boy suddenly returns from his slouch over the counter where he was scribbling quickly, thanking him cheerfully as she collects the papers he has handed to her. "Thanks for applying as a worker here at SMZ! We really appreciate it." She beams as she fiddles with her folders. "I'll look over these with the rest of the secretary team and we'll contact you if we accept you. You should check regularly." She grins and waves, and the boy bows with a muttered "thank you" and leaves.   im sena. jang hae byeol » lu han » the tiger keeper » endive » () () () » chosen.   — SOO'S SPEECH | MY CHARACTER NIGGS.   — NESSA'S NOTES | wheep jung seohee. park sora » kim jongin » the penguin keeper » jubilee » () () () » chosen.   — SOO'S SPEECH | nessa's character woo!!!!111!!1   — NESSA'S NOTES | currently barfing. alexandra park. lee dasom » zhang yixing » the dolphin keeper. » rickieflower. » (x) () () » declined.   — SOO'S SPEECH | first of all, thanks for being the first applicant. well there were actually a few errors in your application. you were supposed to add the character's name in the "WELCOME TO THE S.M.Z., CHARACTERNAME." area. so from then on, unfortunately, i had rather ... low expecations? trivia is mandatory. to be completely honest i didn't really like alexandra. if i were to meet her in real life i would stay away - people with rude, closed-off auras wouldn't be my first choice as a friend. i don't think alexandra would fit into our story very well — you have to remember that this is a crack!fic. people wouldn't enjoy reading about a funny couple one moment, and then a rude character the next. also, i think your character's history was completely cliched. beatings and child abuse do not belong in a crack!fic. also, i wasn't very pleased with your character interview. we're looking for characters that are interested in working with animals, not just for the money (GREED RIGHT DER.)   — NESSA'S NOTES | Hey! Thanks for being our first applicant. I'm in the mood of writing with correct grammar, so I won't spazz or abuse emoticons, lol. Your application was pretty detailed. As a grammar nazi, one of the first things I noticed was that you had quite a few spelling errors, but I won't pick on those too much. Also, I can't be sure since Soo made the app (S/N: TRUE BY THE WAY), but you were supposed to replace "trait one here" with the name of your trait, which in your case would be "independent". And so on. Sorry if I offend you, but your stories were really cliche, for example the 'Cinderella-style' family (we also asked for no sob stories), and the 'hate-to-love' story with Lay. But overall, it was okay. c: Just that my advice is not to do the sob story or cliche thing any more. Apply fic authors don't really like writing about Mary Sues orz moon jaehwa. mikki » wu yifan » the chimpanzee keeper » by ayowaddupkrease » () () () » accepted.   — SOO'S SPEECH | hehHEH HI AMBER. anyway, thanks for applying! first of all, jaehwa is super tiny. suzy from miss a is 167 cm. and jaehwa is also really really skinny. 43 kg is 92 pounds = . = other than that, i think jaehwa is fine! her personality is really quirky and also admirable. o u o her friendship with yunho and jonghyun and taemin was uber cute. AND THAT LUHAN GIF I WAS LAUGHING IDK WHY????????   — NESSA'S NOTES | Ayo whaddup krease? I'm really sorry, couldn't resist that orz. Jaehwa is really small omg. She's about my height, and I'm only 12, plus I'm very short for my age and people think I'm around 9. It would be appreciated if you could change that to something more human, otl. Jaehwa was really strange I admit, but that's cool with me since all of EXO is weird lol. One thing I dislike is half-half people, I really don't see them in real life very often, but I won't pick on that, so you can leave it as it is, I don't mind. c: I really liked Jaehwa's hair-admiring traits, they were really weird but cute. 8D And your grammar was top-notch. No errors and a detailed paragraph for everything. Well done. yoo jonghae. sung sin » park chanyeol » the deer keeper » by dexterous » () () () » accepted.   — SOO'S SPEECH | ok my friend i will be very short on this because your app was gREAT!!!!!!!1!!!1!! first of all i loved the quality & quality of your application. it was really descriptive and detailed. i also loved the dynamics and how awesome well-described and realistic her family is. no long-lost twins or crazy psycho mistresses. okok i also loved that youngjae is her twin brother (though they dont really look that much alike ...) jonghae's not super skinny either so yAY!!!!! and um that is all i have to say. so good luck and thank you for applying, rei!   — NESSA'S NOTES | currently reviewing. hwang minhee. baek sumin » byun baekhyun » the elephant keeper » sympathetic » (x) () () » declined.   — SOO'S SPEECH | thank you for applying, minhee. first off, let me just say that i don't like when applicants use their names as their characters' names. it just makes the story feel like a "you" story. = . = i didn't really understand her first trait ... how is "expensi
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Exokristao
#1
SHOOO CUTEEEEEE i want tp try to apply ;3
spontaneity
#2
Chapter 2: hey author i was wondering if i can edit my application a little? like the ulzzang and maybe animal choice?
dexterous
#3
it's still alive
H A L L E L U J A H
\o/
haz-spaz
#4
plEASE WAIT FOR MY APP.

SLAPPING MYSELF BCUZ IM SO FRICKEN LAZY
Milky-chan
#5
Chapter 2: WOW THE REVIEW WAS SHORT. BUT IT'S OKEY. :D

I have edited my app and add guine pig as the second animals that she would take care of. GOODLUCK. <3
zillionpies
#6
jinjinjin
#7
Chapter 2: i edited my app, just saying ^^ i hope there are no more major problems ;-; tell me right away if i do! fighting! c:
fxnction
#8
Chapter 2: haii haii dere.
can you do me a favor? o u o
you can just remove my app kay.
i'm not mad, i'm just too lazy
to edit and to correct it. /shot.
just remove mine okheii? i'm looking
forward to this story! <3
sweetener
#9
Chapter 2: oh my gOD LOL
A LOT PEOPLE LOVE TROLLDAE JS
agakdkssbchjs butyeahlawl.
i actUALLY THOUGHT that the love story for my character with dae was a little cliche
but thANKS FOR SAYING IT ISN'T L0L I RELEASED AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF OXYGEN
okay yeah that's all i'm gonna say for now KTHXBAI






/poof.
milaus
#10
Chapter 2: ohmahgular
that was the shortest review i've ever had
BUT SHORT REVIEWS ARE ALWAYS AWESOME


i love you man
i love you
my heart feels so proud and confident because of those simple words
i love you
KJNSKJSDNVKJNVKJSNVFKJNVFKNVRKNDFKVNKVNFDNDJNDFKN
WALRUSES ARE FREAKING AWESOME
i can somewhat say that they have topped otters in my favourite animals list










AND THAT MEANS A LOT