yeah man this is basically our attempt at getting you to join

1. everyday is redecorate your twitter day

2. if the amount of laughter you get from the timeline doesn't kill you, what will are dan's puns




or maybe not i mean dan seems to be the only one who laughs

3. we're not that religious really

4. we love ourselves so much that we even mention ourselves

5. we may or may not abduct you but no it's for a good cause

6. no but seriously we are one big group of people who may be losers but losers stick together, aight?