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My Sarcastic WifeL's POV
After we stopped by her house and got back into the car I took out my phone.
"Grandpa I'm bringing my wife over to the house."
She turned around, facing me, she mouthed, "WHAT?!" I ignored her.
“WIFE?? SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A WIFE???” he yelled. *Damn, you don't have to yell old man.*
"Does it matter?"
“Such a disrespectful boy,” He muttered. I rolled my eyes.
"I'll see you there."
I ended the call. I turned to her…and I realized I didn't know her name.
"Hey, what's your name?" I asked.
She looked at me “~~~~~~" she said.
“You?”
"L," I said.
“L? What kind of name is that?”
I glared at her. Usually when I glared at people, they backed off, but this chick…she glared right back.
“I was just wondering….” She muttered.
I turned my eyes back to the road.
"Well… tell me about yourself,” She asked. I raised my eyebrows.
"You really have never seen me before?"
She looked at me closely. She narrowed her eyes.
"OH,” she exclaimed. “…Nope, haven’t seen you before.” I rolled my eyes.
"You don't get out much do you?" I asked.
She stared at me.
"I'm L, heir to the Wooliment enterprise?"
She cocked her head. “I think I’ve heard of you…”
"Then you obviously know what I'm like right?"
She looked at me with skeptical eyes. “You’re a player that doesn’t give a about the company or about anyone else except for yourself and money?” she asked.
I smirked. She suddenly turned around, “Those are just rumors right?”
I looked at her; no one has said that before.
"You think so?" I asked
She cocked her head. “Well…I don’t really know you but, you can’t be that bad, you don’t seem too bad."
We rode in silence after that, when a red light came, I looked over at her, "Hey," I started , but then I realized why it was so quiet, she fell asleep.
No one’s POV
Soon you and L found yourself in a one HELL of a…excuse me >>….one HUGE mansion.
Both of you sat in a leather couch waiting for his grandpa
”So this is how the other half lives…” You breathed in a gulp of air.
“YOU!” his grandpa yelled. You sat up straight.
You started to panic. *Oh gosh am I supposed to be polite? What the heck…of course I’m supposed to be polite! Am I…*
As you sat there worrying, you felt a hand on your wrist, before you could slap it away you saw it was your future husband. Hehehe…that sounded strange.
"This is my soon to be wife...well, we'll be going now."
You stood there dumbfounded.
L's POV
She looked scared out of her mind. I almost laughed to yourself.
I looked at my grandpa straight in the eyes. "This is my soon to be wife...well, we'll be going now."
"WAIT!"
*What now old man?* I turned around.
“At least let me know her name?”
“My name…is-s…uhh-uhh ohh OHH ~~~~” She said.
“Hmm, well, I suppose I’ll leave you two alone…but, we do need to talk sometime soon young lady.”
”Yes-s sir…” Grandpa laughed *He can laugh?*
I looked at her, "You okay?" She nodded. "So where am I staying?"
Your POV
“HELL NO!” You proclaimed.
L looked at you with amused eyes.
"We're married now right? Don't LOVERS share a bedroom?"
“First of all, we’re not married YET, second of all…we’re not lovers!”
He rolled his eyes,
"We're pretending to be remember dummy?"
“HEY, don’t call me a dummy -___-, and…okay. I guess it’s…okay…”
“HEY, IF U TRY SOMETHING I SWEAR I’LL KILL YOU!” He smirked (he does that a lot).
"What happens when grandpa expects a baby?"
You turned a deep red, he laughed.
*.* Then he took off his shirt. You stood there. He looked at you, and then cocked his head.
"Like what you see?"
“Get over yourself.”
He scoffed. "I'm going to sleep, if you need everything, ask the butler. Don't bother me. Night wifey~"
You stood there glaring at him, then you looked out the window…heyyyy…it’s all dark O_o.
”Mine as well take a shower,” you muttered.
You didn’t even want to THINK about where you would be sleeping tonight, no way in hel….(cough) (cough) no way were you about to sleep with the shirtless guy who was now your… hubby >.<.
You shuddered at the thought.
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