Kɪᴍ Tᴀᴇʏᴇᴏɴ is online.

 Kɪᴍ Tᴀᴇʏᴇᴏɴ created chatroom, Exᴏsʜɪᴅᴀᴇ on January 1st, 2013.

 Kɪᴍ Tᴀᴇʏᴇᴏɴ invited Tɪғғᴀɴʏ Hᴡᴀɴɢ, Pᴀʀᴋ Cʜᴀɴʏᴇᴏʟ, Oʜ Sᴇʜᴜɴ, DO Kʏᴜɴɢsᴏᴏ and 16 others to Exᴏsʜɪᴅᴀᴇ.

 Kɪᴍ Tᴀᴇʏᴇᴏɴ - YAH! JUNG JESSICA! GET YOUR OFF FROM TIFFANY'S BACK, YOU'RE GOING TO SQUISH HER TO DEATH!

 Sᴇᴏ Jᴏᴏ-Hʏᴜɴ - Taeyeon unnie, it's bad for your health to be screaming like this.

 Kᴡᴏɴ Yᴜʀɪ - Seohyun, I thought you were wise. Apparently not. She is not screaming, she is expressing her anger through her text.

 Iᴍ Yᴏᴏɴᴀ - I think you guys should shut up. You're scaring EXO.

 Kɪᴍ Hʏᴏʏᴇᴏɴ- Psh, how would you know?

 Iᴍ Yᴏᴏɴᴀ - It says they're online ==

 Cʜᴏɪ Sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ - You guys, get your butts out here BEFORE I hunt you people down

 Kɪᴍ Jᴏᴏɴ Mʏᴜɴ - Annyeong, I am EXO K's leader Suho

Cʜᴏɪ Sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ - You're seriously going to start the conversation like that? -.-

 Lᴇᴇ Sᴏᴏɴᴋʏᴜ - Is he always this serious?

 Pᴀʀᴋ Cʜᴀɴʏᴇᴏʟ - No, he just acts like an ahjussi in general. It's in his blood :D

Tɪғғᴀɴʏ Hᴡᴀɴɢ - Well, I think we should get down to business :) How's your activities going?

 Cʜᴏɪ Sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ - Miyounggggggggg ahhhhhhh,I'm hungryyyyyyyyyy

 Tɪғғᴀɴʏ Hᴡᴀɴɢ - Well what do you want me to do about it -.-

 Cʜᴏɪ Sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ - Make me fooddddddd

 Bʏᴜɴ Bᴀᴇᴋʜʏᴜɴ - Being a major fan of SNSD, I know that Fany noona is not a good cook.

 Tɪғғᴀɴʏ Hᴡᴀɴɢ - Yah! I don't think you should speak about your sunbae that way.

 Sᴇᴏ Jᴏᴏ-Hʏᴜɴ  - But unnie, it's true.

 Hᴜᴀɴɢ Zɪᴛᴀᴏ - Kung fu pandas can eat ANYTHING. Give me some of her special cooked food :)

 Kɪᴍ Mɪɴ Sᴇᴏᴋ - She did, remember when we met up with TTS backstage last time? Taeyeon noona told me that Tiffany noona made food for us

 Hᴜᴀɴɢ Zɪᴛᴀᴏ - WAIT? THAT WAS FOOD? I THOUGHT IT WAS A SCIENCE PROJECT THAT FAILED MISERABLY.

 Oʜ Sᴇʜᴜɴ - I think you people are pissing her off.

 Lᴜʜᴀɴ - I was thinking the exact same thing HAHAHA

 Kᴡᴏɴ Yᴜʀɪ - You people should be quiet. She's sulking in the corner right now.

 Bʏᴜɴ Bᴀᴇᴋʜʏᴜɴ - Anyways~~~~ Moving on

 Pᴀʀᴋ Cʜᴀɴʏᴇᴏʟ - Oh no

 Kɪᴍ Jᴏɴɢ Dᴀᴇ - Wait for it

 DO Kʏᴜɴɢsᴏᴏ- Anytime now

 Oʜ Sᴇʜᴜɴ - AND

 Bʏᴜɴ Bᴀᴇᴋʜʏᴜɴ - AYO GG! I GOT A BOY IS JJANG! IT IS THE BEST SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD. WILL YOU SING IT FOR ME?

 Kɪᴍ Tᴀᴇʏᴇᴏɴ - No.

 Kɪᴍ Hʏᴏʏᴇᴏɴ  - Aren't you a bit too harsh?

 Kɪᴍ Tᴀᴇʏᴇᴏɴ  - this kid needs to face reality

 Tɪғғᴀɴʏ Hᴡᴀɴɢ - he's only a kid because you're turning into a grandma

 Kᴡᴏɴ Yᴜʀɪ - uh oh, Tiffany's going to get it o.O

 Kɪᴍ Jᴏɴɢɪɴ - Get what? Money?

 Jᴜɴɢ Jᴇssɪᴄᴀ  - OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?

 Kɪᴍ Jᴏᴏɴ Mʏᴜɴ - He doesn't get it because EXO K does not use ....uhhh.... unfriendly words when speaking to their members

 Iᴍ Yᴏᴏɴᴀ - what are you implying? that we are rude? or disrespectful? you can always tell us the truth.

 Lᴜʜᴀɴ   - of course, then get beat up later

 Kɪᴍ Tᴀᴇʏᴇᴏɴ - Shut up Luhan. Anyways, let's play a game of 3 truths and one lie to break the ice between us.

 Zʜᴀɴɢ Yɪxɪɴɢ - Is she on drugs or something? There's no ice between us.

 Cʜᴏɪ Sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ  - IT'S AN EXPRESSION, SMART ONE.

 Sᴇᴏ Jᴏᴏ-Hʏᴜɴ - Anyways... I'll begin. There are my 4 facts. One, I brainwashed Taeyeon unnie into watching Keroro. Two, I love hamburgers. Three, I love Self Improvement books. Four, I love Johnny Depp.

 Hᴜᴀɴɢ Zɪᴛᴀᴏ - THIS IS SO EASY, HAHAHA. IT'S OBVIOUSLY THREE. WHO READS SELF IMPROVEMENT BOOKS?

 Iᴍ Yᴏᴏɴᴀ - Seohyun does....

 Hᴜᴀɴɢ Zɪᴛᴀᴏ - == that's a true fact? what a weird maknae you guys have

 Lᴇᴇ Sᴏᴏɴᴋʏᴜ - says the one who likes to walk at the beach by himself

 Kɪᴍ Jᴏɴɢ Dᴀᴇ - let me guess :) ummmmmm, FOUR! Seohyun doesn't seem to like guys very much :P

  Cʜᴏɪ Sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ - Beep! Wrong again! One more chance or we can make you do a dare!

 Kɪᴍ Mɪɴ Sᴇᴏᴋ  - Since when was that part of the rules?

 Cʜᴏɪ Sᴏᴏʏᴏᴜɴɢ - Since now. Deal with it.

 Kʀɪs Wᴜ  - I, as Exo M's leader, must save our group from doing anything drastic. Hmmm, I choose TWO.

 Sᴇᴏ Jᴏᴏ-Hʏᴜɴ - As much as I don't want to admit it, you are right! Congragulations Exo!

 Tɪғғᴀɴʏ Hᴡᴀɴɢ   - NEXT!

 Pᴀʀᴋ Cʜᴀɴʏᴇᴏʟ - I shall introduce myself next. One, I can imitate Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Two, I'm scared of the dark. Three, as a trainee I was the first to arrive and the last to leave. Four, I am roomates with Baekhyun because I lost a bet with Suho hyung.

Author's Note:

Hi guys! Here's my very first chapter! Hope you enjoyed reading this and tell me what you think of it! Haha, also LEAVE comments on who YOU think is the false fact for Chanyeol!