Ah... Where do I start? 

Have you ever liked someone so much that the thought of his face crossed your mind?

No one? 

The first time I had such a preposterous thought, I swear, I had an excellent excuse. He had chocolate over his cheek…

Okay, maybe that’s not an excuse but it’s better than nothing, right? Anyone? Besides, he is pretty…  I mean if you like that sort of cute face… And he is handsome… I would say manly too... But he still looks, sort of, not quite (but really), like a girl...  He is all those things mixed up together to create that annoying ball of perfection. It's annoying as hell!

You may be wondering who is this very interesting person who is narrating right now.

No? What? Did you say you want to hear more about the cute guy? Well... no. This is my story. Peasant.

Anyway… My name is Oh Sehun. I am a high school student. I’m gay, I’m handsome and I’m confident. I can get any boy I want! But I am stupid enough to fall for that frustrating and too adorkable-looking human being! 

It’s like he has some sort of super powerful magnetic force that attracts me to him and makes me gawk and ogle whenever I see him helping Mr. Wu on gym class... with those shorts… running around… flexing arms… jumping as he plays basketball so my gaze runs to inappropriate places… watching the bulge in his pants move suggestively… making me drool all over my shirt…

Moving on! 

Who is he you ask? (Or keep asking!)

His name is Luhan. I mean Lu Han… Everyone says Luhan anyway.

Well, the problem is that he is my teacher, my homeroom teacher to be exact. More specifically, he is my home economics teacher. He tells us how to deal with family, why we shouldn’t eat junk food and how to have safe …

To summarize everything that has happen between us so far, Luhan is like this evil being from darkness, sent from hell to lure me into doing my homework! 

Pardon me. It is not evil being etcetera, etcetera... it's Teacher Lu for me… Blah, blah, yadda, yadda...

… my life is a disaster. 

Plot:

Oh Sehun met the boy of his delusional dreams and he wanted to ask him out. The problem is that this boy is not as boyish as he thought. 

To top it all Sehun has some friends... friends that sometimes try to help but he would prefer them not to. Actually, he would like to see them being by the earth and dissapear comepletly... for a week or so. 

But Sehun is stubborn and nothing, I repeat, nothing will stop him from finding true love!

Note:

This is my second long fic XP This is totally different from what I wrote before which was sort of mystery and such. I do hope you like it! =D

Other note:

I have resurrected with the sole purpose of re-reading this. And most probably finish it. I did finish it though... in a word document somewhere. I have to sniff it down in my many drives. Wish me good luck! Let's pray to the Olympian God's so I don't get distracted and disappear. (And forget my password again.)