I'M SOME BEAUTIFUL MARY SUE GIRL 

THAT IS LIKE BEAUTIFUL EVERYWHERE

AND MY HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL

LIKE OMG

REALLY.

AND THEN

I MEET THESE SEVEN

HANDSOME MEN THAT JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH ME

WE GET MARRIED

POLYGAMY, OKAY?! I DONT GIVE A DAMN IF ITS ILLEGAL

AND THEN. WE GET RUN OVER BY A TRUCK.