Tao walked in on Kris staring critically, and lovingly, at himself in the mirror.

Kris: *stares intently at his own face* Damn, I’m flawless.

Tao: Gege, water-you-doing? O_O

Kris: What does it look like I’m doing, panda-boo? I’m admiring God’s best creation.

Tao: *rolls eyes* *le sigh* Manager wants us in the living room right now.

Kris: Go tell him to wait on me, I’m not done yet.

Tao: Yah! You know I love you more than anything, but why does it take so long just to assess your face? You don’t even spend this much time with me… *le pout*

Kris: Hey, hey, hey, don’t be like that okay? Like I said, I’m trying to give God’s best creation the admiration it deserves! Are you trying to promote blasphemy!? *goes back to staring at himself in the mirror*

Tao: Fine, I’ll be leaving then.

Kris: Wait no! Don’t go! I need a bodyguard to me to the living room…

Tao: EH!? But it’s like… 10 feet away! What could possibly happen to you then!?

Kris: Tsk tsk tsk, Panda. You must know by now that my absolutely stunning amazingness must be heavily protected at all times, no matter what. Shame on you.

Tao: … o.O

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IN THE LIVING ROOM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chen: Sooo… why are we here now…?

Lay: I was eating! Ah… must… eat…

Xiumin: O_O *blink blink* O_O

LuHan: Can we make this a quick meeting? I gotta get back to skyping with SeHun.

Manager: Okay, okay, I got it. Aish, where are Kris and Tao though? Ah, ah, never mind. I just came to let you guys know that you have a couple of fashion CFs to film, and some photoshoots as well. It’s of course with only the best designers for our amazing EXO boys…

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Kris: *suddenly and sharply raises his head* WAIT. MY I’M-ABOUT-TO-FABULOUSLY-MODEL-ON-YET-ANOTHER-HIGH-FASHION-MAGAZINE SENSES ARE TINGLING!

Kris grabs Tao and runs out the door and into the living room at the speed of light.

Manager: OH, KRIS! TAO! You’re her—

Kris: What is it?! Which is it?! Which magazine?! I must know now. I gotta be in the front. My beauty must be well exhibited. Tell them they better hire the best lighting crew, have the highest quality cameras and the best editors in the business! Not that my pictures will need any editing but as duizhang I gotta look out for these guys here.

Rest of EXO-M: HEY!!

Manager: How…? Even…what?! o.O

Kris: Tao, come on! We’re going shopping! Because of these, we’ll obviously be travelling more, gotta make sure I look as perfect as usual in those airport pictures!

Tao: S-sh-SHOPPING?! *o* OH YESSSSS. I’m about to get my Gucci on!

Kris: That’s the spirit! Keep this up and you’ll get a reward tonight!

Tao: Ohgawd, no. No more of your cooking. No, just…no.

Kris: Not food, a SPECIAL reward.

Tao: …oh…ohmy… WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR THEN!! LET’S GO!

Kris: WOOOOO~!!

They both leave, off to an impending credit-card-killing shopping spree.

Manager: Aww, look at them spending time togeth-- Yah! YAH!!! WE CAN’T AFFORD ENTIRE BOUTIQUES!!! HOW MUCH LOUIS VUITTON DOES ONE REALLY NEED?!?! *chases after them*

Lay: Well then… FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. *runs and continues his previously interrupted kitchen raid*

Xiumin: O_O *blink blink* *le random hip *

LuHan: SEHUN-AHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!

Chen: Duhfuq?!

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TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I don't even know why I wrote this. xD

Taoris and HunHan ftw,no? YES.

Oh and ofc, baby Baozi's y hip ing ~~ http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96789lNC81qcbmeno1_500.gif <<< YOU MUST CLICK NAOW. Hahaha~ :3

Thank you to my wonderful chingu, my Leilei, for making that gif for me almost as soon as I asked. LOL.