Donghae: It’s me!!

Eunhyuk: No way, it’s me!

DH: Is not!

EH: Is too!

DH: Is not!!

EH: Is too!!

DH: Is NOT! It’s meee!

EH: ….you’re so delusional.

DH: Well obviously  it’s me! I’m bigger and more manly than you!

EH: Ha! By like a cm…

DH: You weigh like five kilos, You’re totally the girl

EH: …No.

DH: Ummm yes.

EH: Size has nothing to do with it Hae, I have all the power in this relationship. You follow me around like a lost puppy.

DH: Well if you don’t want me, I guess I’ll take up Siwon’s off–

EH: *spits out drink*

DH: *smirks*

*Siwon shows up out of nowhere and wraps his arms around Donghae winking*

EH: *dirty look towards Siwon* Whatever, no way would you do that. You love me Hae…

DH: But Siwon appreciates me! *pouts and rests head on Siwon’s chest*

SI: Aww Donghae, I’ll take care of you forever! Plus have you seen my abs? *wink wink*

EH: YA!! I have abs too!

SI: Pshh… I’ve seen the things you call abs pretty boy.

DH: Oh that’s another thing… You’re way prettier then me. Which totally makes you the girl.

EH: Well you’re way prettier than Siwon which by your logic makes you the girl if you were with him.

DH: But if it was Siwon… *simpering smile*

EH: *drags Siwon out and locks door*

DH: *sad face*

EH: Oh don’t look so disappointed…I know you’re playing.

DH: was I…

EH: A-anyway…If I’m the girl, why is MY name first in Eunhae?

DH: Because Donghyuk sounds terrible duh…

EH: true… Eunhae does have a nice ring to it…Dongjae doesn’t really work either… but still, it’s divine intervention! My name naturally goes first, because I am the man!!

SI: *from outside the door* Don’t refer to the lord so casually!!

EH: Siwon? OFF or I will hide your bible and lock you in a closet where no one will EVER find you!

DH: *smirks*

EH: Stop that, I was not done with my argument.

DH: Oh, continue please…

EH: Even our FANS think that I’m the man, remember that wedding picture? Who was in the dress again? Oh yes, that would be YOU.

DH: Psh…what do fans know really?*looks shifty*

EH: They don’t spend their entire lives researching and stalk us to know nothing…

DH: Yeah, well then they notice I’m always the one beating you when we fight. See? On. Top.

EH: You’re just like an abusive girlfriend who starts hitting me when you feel ignored… I let you win to make you feel better.

DH: OH really?*tackles*

*after much ually tense wrestling on the floor*

EH: *breathing heavily* Really.

DH: *Helplessly pinned to the floor* uuum… Tie?

EH: hmmm… You can be top on holidays…maybe. If you’re well behaved.

DH: Did you catch that I called you prettier than me?

EH: Well I am quite perfect looking…

DH: I like your lips…

EH: I like your tongue… *Donghae lips* when it does that… it’s very distracting.

DH: *takes advantage of distraction and flips them over* And loook who’s on top now.

EH: *sigh* Well okay… I guess you can be, this once…

*Donghae kisses him enthusiastically. Long gratuitous scene follows*