"Once upon a time,

In a land far, far away,

There lived a happy couple..."

"Lu Han, can you be quiet?"

And then came the silence. But soon, it will leave. Because that's just how things are. Because silence was meant to be broken. Just like promises. But not really.

"The happy couple had three sons: John, Johnny and Johnathon. They had two turtles and a cat. The cat's name wa-"

"Ahem..."

"was Marilyn. And she was old. Marilyn was getting to the age where sh-"

"Maybe we should turn on the radio. Let me drive in peace."

The radio was on, and it started playing Twinkle.

Sumgyeodo twinkle eojjeona?

Nune hwak ttwijanha

Beire ssayeo isseodo

Naneun twinkle tig-

Se Hun's phone rang.

Careless, careless, shoot anonymous, anonym-

"Hello?"

"OH MM GEEEE! IS IT LUHAN?" the person on the other line was yelling. And he sounded just a bit too excited.

"Oh...Chanyeol...?"

"HI!~" Chanyeol kept on yelling, and it was really starting to hurt his ears. "GUESS WHAT?"

"Um..what?" Lu Han would never admit it to the world, but Chanyeol was actually kind of scary. Kind of.

"ME AND BAEKIE" Baekie and I, thought Lu Han, "DECIDED TO HOLD OUR OWN WEDDING!"

"Uhh congradulatio-"

"SORRY. I HAVE TO GO MAKE BABIES. KEKEKEKEKE."

"Bye the-"

"BYE."

Beep

"So who was that?"

"Once upon a time, in a land we call Korea, there was a tall derpy kid wh-"

"Lu Han wh-"

"fell in love with an eyeliner queen. Together they decided that they wanted to hold their own weddi-"

"Wait wha-"

"and he called while they were going to make babies."

"Ok. Ew."

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