Taemins POV

     Me and Onew hyung went to the farm. Yes the farm. But we have a good reason im serious! So anyways as we got to the farm there wasn't any workers there cause we asked them to leave. 

Taemin: Onew Hyung lets go to the cows first then we'll go get your chicken kay?

Onew: As long as I get my chicken!

So we went to the cows first.

Taemin: Hyung! Hyung! There's so many! It's like im in heaven!

Onew: Just go get your damn banana milk so we can get to the chickens!

Taemin: Gtfo with you and your chicken obsession sheesh -walks away like a diva to the cows-

Onew: YAH! THAT'S KEY'S WALK NOT YOURS!

Taemin: Just get over here.

So we get to the cows and we milk them into a bucket and drank the milk. But as we drank the milk it didn't taste nothing like banana milk!

Taemin: Hyung! This doesn't taste like banana milk! WHERE'S MY BANANA MILK! I WANT MY BANANA MILK! -Yells-

Onew: you need to put the banana in the milk babo.

Taemin: I don't care! THEY SHOULD MAKE BANANA MILK COWS FOR CHRIST SAKE! I HATE THESE COWS NOW! -exploads them with a bazooka-

Onew: YAH! JFC! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FREAKIN' BAZOOKA!?

Taemin: you never know when you need one -winks-

Onew: Happy now?! all the cows are gone so now you can't get your banana milk cause you exploaded all the cows! Lets just get to the chickens now!

Taemin: WAIT WHUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- kkay -skips away to the chickens-

Onew: Frickin' babo. -follows Taemin-

-At the chicken pen-

Onew: OMFG THESE CHICKENS! THEY ARE SO ADORABLY YUMMY DSHDGA -picks up a chicken-

Taemin: W.e hyung just eat the chicken already!

Chicken: NOT TODAY! -grabs out bazooka-

Taemin & Onew: WAIT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT BAZOOKA!? 

Chicken: You never know when you need one -winks and kills Onew and Taemin-

-Closes book-

  Teacher: Class now you know the history of Onew and Taemin from SHINee who died from animals. Chickens to be exact. You may leave now! ~

-Onew and Taemin comes out of the book-

 Teacher: Wait...What...Who...When...Ho-

-Onew and Taemin grabs out bazooka-

 Teacher: How did yo-

Onew & Taemin: You never know when you need one! ~ -winks and blows up the school while walking out of the burning school like a diva badass w/shades on-