[READERS' CHOICE SPECIAL] Chat 24: Pick-up Lines (Chen, Kai, Tao & 2 special guests!)
EXO's Chat Room!
ChenChen started a conversation with Kungfu Pandaz and I AM KAI.
ChenChen: OK KIDS I WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO PICK UP FANGIRLS.
I AM KAI: why
ChenChen: Because I can
I AM KAI:
Kungfu Pandaz: Hi guys
ChenChen: Nice and late as usual, Tao.
Kungfu Pandaz: I don’t need a girl
ChenChen: I said I will teach you how to pick up a girl, not get a girl
I AM KAI: What? They’re both the same..
ChenChen: Tanned peasant shut up
I AM KAI:
Kungfu Pandaz: but Kai has a point
ChenChen: You two know nothing ok. Just trust me, I will take good care of you.
I AM KAI:
Kungfu Pandaz:
ChenChen: Ok let's start by searching up pickup lines online and use them. The fans will love it~
ChenChen, I AM KAI and Kungfu Pandaz joined the fanboard.
Angelina~ joined the fanboard.
ChenChen: *coughcough*
Angelina~: Um, hi?
I AM KAI: hi
ChenChen: ಠ_ಠ
I AM KAI: I mean, do you remember me?
Angelina~: what?
I AM KAI: Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams~
Angelina~: ok
I AM KAI: yeah
cool
ChenChen: ಠ_ಠ
Kungfu Pandaz: Hey Angelina, if you were a booger I would pick you first ;)
Angelina~: wtf
I AM KAI: Angelina, it’s almost Christmas, right?
Angelina~: … yeah... and?
Kungfu Pandaz: If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas ;D
Angelina~:
Kungfu Pandaz: Unless he looks nothing like Santa, then that’s probably kidnapping..
Angelina~: Can you shut up, you sound like an idiot
Kungfu Pandaz: Ok
I AM KAI: D:
ChenChen: Now now, Angelina… don’t be a peasant.
Angelina~: I’m not a peasant
ChenChen: That’s not right
Angelina~: What’s not right?!
ChenChen: Everyone on this planet is a peasant except me.
That wasn't a pick-up line btw lol
Angelina~: Wtf is wrong with you people?!
ChenChen: What is wrong with YOU?
I AM KAI: Hey do you have 11 protons?
ChenChen: wut
Angelina~: wut
Kungfu Pandaz: wut
I AM KAI: Cause you’re sodium fine.
ChenChen:
Kungfu Pandaz:
Angelina~:
I AM KAI: You know, so-dium fine… like ‘so damn fine’
Angelina~: ... SOMEBODY PUNCH HIM
I AM KAI:
ChenChen: *facepalm*
Kungfu Pandaz: I don’t know you..
I AM KAI: Hey I thought that one was actually good D:
Angelina~: How the hell is that good?
ChenChen: Wtf Angelina you talk like a badass rapper or somethin
Angelina~: Because you’re all dumb
ChenChen: Excuse you, peasant.
Angelina~: STOP CALLING ME A PEASANT
ChenChen: FINE, PEASANT
Angelina~: OMFG
Kungfu Pandaz: Excuse me
ChenChen: WHAT
Angelina~: OMG WHAT NOW
I AM KAI:
Kungfu Pandaz: I think you have something in your eye
I AM KAI: Tao are you talking to me?
Angelina~: I do?
ChenChen: What really?
Kungfu Pandaz: Oh nope, it’s just a sparkle~
Angelina~: OMFG GO KILL YOURSELF. YOU MADE ME CHECK MY EYE FOR NO REASON
I AM KAI: Omg Tao you made me check my eye.. how did i even fall for that?!
ChenChen: CAN YOU STOP BEING LATE TO EVERYTHING TAO. FAR OUT.
Kungfu Pandaz: I’m sorry!
Angelina~: Wait what? Tao?
I AM KAI:
Kungfu Pandaz:
ChenChen:
ChenChen left the fanboard.
I AM KAI: HYUNG
Kungfu Pandaz: HYUNG
Angelina~: Wait, aren’t you guys role players?
I AM KAI:
Kungfu Pandaz:
Angelina~: Like, I AM KAI is roleplaying Kai, right? Or are you the real Kai?
I AM KAI left the fanboard.
Kungfu Pandaz:
Angelina~: So does that mean you guys are real? You’re the real Tao?! EXO-M’S ROMANTIC KUNGFU PANDA TAO?
Kungfu Pandaz left the fanboard.
Angelina~:
ChenChen started a conversation with Kungfu Pandaz and I AM KAI.
ChenChen: Ok let's never do that again lol
I AM KAI: OMG DO YOU THINK THAT FAN IS GOING TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT OUR ACCOUNTS?
ARE WE GOING TO GET HACKED?
IS SM GOING TO KICK US OUT?
SHOULD WE TELL KRIS?
SHOULD WE TELL MANAGER HYUNG??
ChenChen: Calm down, we didn't answer her when she asked so it's ok
I AM KAI: HYUNG I'M SO WORRIED. SHOULD I TELL SUHO HYUNG? D.O. HYUNG? CHANYEOL HYUNG???
ChenChen: WTF LIKE TELLING CHANYEOL WOULD DO ANYTHING LMAO
I AM KAI: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! I'M SO WORRIED!
ChenChen: Bro calm the hell down. Worse case scenario, I'll take all the responsibility, ok?
I AM KAI: :(
ChenChen: Anyway, I just told Kris about it so don't worry
I AM KAI: Really?!
ChenChen: YES REALLY. Kris said it will probably just get passed on as a rumor. We have many fan rumours.
I AM KAI: Oh ok, I feel a bit better =_=
Kungfu Pandaz: Hey guys I'm worried
ChenChen: OMG HERE WE GO AGAIN. TAO JUST SHUT UP
YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE TO EVERYTHING. JUST SHUT UP.
Kungfu Pandaz: :(
Angelina~ changed his nickname to The Bang Yong Guk.
Him Fabulous Chan started a conversation with The Bang Yong Guk.
Him Fabulous Chan: Gukkiieeeee~
The Bang Yong Guk: NEVER THREATEN ME TO BE A GIRL ONLINE EVER AGAIN
Him Fabulous Chan: Ok lmao
You can have your precious necklace back~
You're so cute as a girl *no homo*
OI WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO ME
The Bang Yong Guk: I think EXO tried to flirt with me
Him Fabulous Chan: What? As in the real EXO? Or role players lulz
The Bang Yong Guk: Real exo
Him Fabulous Chan:
The Bang Yong Guk:
Him Fabulous Chan: WTF
The Bang Yong Guk: WTF
A/N: This chapter took longer than expected to type up LOL. Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed it! I combined majority of the ideas - BAP as guests, Kai trying to pick up someone (except it turned out being Yong Guk and not Chen LOL). So to all those who sent in these ideas, I credit you! There are too many names to put up here but you know who you are.
I didn't write about the MAMAs because to me, the MAMAs is a sensitive topic. Voting and who won what was like warfare between the 2 fandoms so I thought it be best not to touch on that topic. This fic is meant to be for fun and light hearted laughs, which I hope it brings to you every chapter. Nothing controversial, just a whole lot of lame jokes LOL.
Anyway, 900 subbies! Thank you everyone! Let's get to 1000 together! ^^ I was reading comments back when I posted the first chapter and we've come along way. It's all thanks to you guys, so let's continue to go up from here!
Last thing! The EXO Unit is up (the office fic I was talking about last update hehe). It's looking very plain at the moment so I'll work on getting more updates soon! So for anyone who likes my fics, you can read The EXO Unit later while waiting for an update on this fic :D
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