Not Blonde or Curvaceous, But I Suppose That’s Alright
Description
Tao is gay and Kris is his roommate.
Tao likes Kris's piercings. And pandas. And cake.
Kris likes Tao. And Tao's magical breakfasts.
And Yixing likes unicorns.
Foreword
originally written as a birthday fic (given a year late LOL) with Kris's name as Gage and Tao's name as Blake. i edited it to make it taoris-appropiate.
i still don't ship taoris romantically, but since this wasn't originally written specifically for taoris anyways.... MY RULES REMAIN UNBROKEN. I DON'T KNOW.
set in an alternate (exo does not exist) universe. tao does wushu and kris is some sort of businessman.
sulay as a mentioned side crack pairing. they're my guilty pleasure crack pairing. i don't think they would ever work in reality, but this isn't reality so all rules can fly out the window (like kris the dragon!)
other fics in this universe:
Not A Unicorn Believer, But I Suppose That's Alright feat. sulay
Not Always A Guy, But I Suppose That's Alright feat. hunhan
Not Exactly the Best of Professions, But I Suppose That's Alright feat. baekyeol
Not Exactly The Best Way To Look For A Boyfriend, But I Suppose That's Alright feat. kaisoo
chronologically, the order would be baekyeol, hunhan, taoris, sulay, kaisoo, if you wish to read in that order.
Rated: PG/PG-13 for language
PLAGIARISM IS FORBIDDEN. ACTION WILL BE TAKEN IF THIS HAPPENS.
I do not own EXO, only this piece of writing. This piece is strictly fictitious.
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