(onkey)

K:“Jinki, those pants are just terrible”

O:“I didn’t pick them.”

K:“I know. But you’re wearing them.”

 (onkeytae)

K:“Jinki…that sweater looks like your little sister knitted it.”

O:“YAH! Kibum! My sister at least knows what colours go together; I think a colour blind horse threw this one together.”

T:“More like a colour blind coordi-noona”

 
(Onkey)

K:“Oh, My. God…Jinki what did you let them do to your hair?”

O:“I didn’t LET them do anything; I fell asleep and woke up like this.”…”I think they’re selling the scraps on ebay…”

(Jongho)

J:“That shirt couldn’t possibly be any more see-through”

M:“I like to think of it like a display window at a shop.”

J:“Except that you’re not selling your body.”

M:“…”

J:“…”

M:“Kinda feels like it sometimes…”

(Jongkey, with a little tae)

J:“What the is the extra pair of socks for?”

K:“I think she wants you to stuff it.”

J:“…”

K:“No! In your pants, not your mouth. Dear lord…”

T:“Hyung, I think she’s trying to tell you something…”

J:“That I smell bad?”

K:“She obviously thinks your manhood is lacking.”

T:“I was going to use a little more tact than that Hyung”

K:“I’m pretty sure Jonghyun Hyung thinks tact is a Japanese singer.”

J:“That’s Gackt, tact is the stuff that sticks things to walls…right?”

K:“…”

T:“…”

M:“I think he needs a few extra socks for the empty spot in his skull.”

 (OT5)

O:“I think I’m going to die”

T:“Oh HYUNG, stop being so melodramatic and eat the ing ramyun”

K:“Harsh.”

T:“”

K:“”

T:“.”

K:“Duche bag”

T:“ er”

O:“YAH, enough. I’m having enough trouble swallowing without having to think of Key and his tasting abilities.”

K:“YAH! He wasn’t being serious”

T:“Yes I was.”

K:“No you weren’t.”

T:“Yes. I. Was.”

K:“NO. You weren’t. ”

T:“.”

K:“.”

O:“Oh dear lord save me.”

M:“From the ramyun or the ers?”

J:“Yeesh if looks could kill…I wouldn’t have to wait for this ramyun to do the job.”

(Minho x Tae, a little Key at the end)

“Sorry hyung i can’t do the dishes I have an irrational fear of dishsoap”

“Sorry hyung i can’t sing that, i have an irrational fear of e 5”

“Sorry tae, i can’t help you with homework, i have an irrational fear of mechanical pencils…. and ball point pens….no… lead pencils too…and markers”

“Why are you taking the nutella from the fridge?” 

“Minho doesn’t have an irrational fear of writing in nuttella”

“oookay then… not asking”…”YOU HAD BETTER NOT USE THAT AS LUBE”