You: Umm.. is it ok to walk around town so imposingly?

Joon: Don't you think that trying to hide would be more suspicious ?

" aah now i get it "

You: I thought that you will move through the mountain recesses

Joon: Flying through the mountain recesses is Mir's way of doing it, isn't it ? Different from him I'm of the brain school, so....

You: Hah the brain school

" Master Joon is rather self-confident after all "

Joon: Plus its the shrewd Nobunaga Im sure they have noticed us and are after us even in the mountain recesses

" Master Joon took out a map and pointed with his finger "

Joon: Well be stopping by this town before going back to Iga

You: What? isn't it better to arrive at Iga as soon as possible ?

Joon: Dont instruct me for ever small thing ?!

 " urgh I was not instructing him I just expressed my opinion "

Joon: Collecting info is also an important role of a ninja

" collecting info "

Joon: Also call me master Seibei in front of others

You: Master Seibei ?

Joon: And your name will be umm..Horse...Deer

You: Why an animal name ?!

Joon: Ok then how about Sayo?

You: Sayo....

Joon: What do you have something to say about the name I chose for you?

You: Well I have nothing in particular against it

" Master Joon isn't only full of confidence but he is also bossy "

Joon: Also im gonna tell you never forget you are the ninja princess and be calm in front of others

" never forget I'm the ninja princess "

Joon: don't give into your emotions. Know what you do impacts all ninja

You:.......

Joon: Hey are you listing to me ?

" yikes! Master Joons lip is close to my ear "

Joon: Hey you why are you becoming so red ?!

You:.....

Joon: Also there is on final think, you are to completely obey my orders...ok?

You: Understood

" he's been bossy and pushy for awhile.... I wonder if it was ok to pick him? Master Joon is watching me intently from top to bottom "

You: What is it ?

Joon: You...thus has nothing to do with feminine charm.....

You: thats mean! " I understand myself that I have no charm but he didn't have to say it like that ! "

Joon: This way you don't look like a geisha

You: A geisha ! why me a geisha ?

Joon: The setup is this your a geisha and I'm your pimp

You: Pimp ?? Joon: Its a dealer who sells women off to geisha houses, You come from the countryside and I'm selling you off- this is the setup

" What a mean setup "

Joon: When we go to interviews at geisha houses you'll wear a nice kimono, But with that poor looking kimono I don't think we can go to interviews

You: Well sorry I'm poor looking....

Joon: Ok lets drop by that draper!

You: Wait please !

" After all Master Joon is extremely pushy ! "

Women: Well now please take your time looking around

Joon: Aah ill be choosing it so you can step back

Women: ok we agree

" The women left the room "

Whisper-Whisper

" Speaking voices can be heard from behind the sliding screen "

Women 1: Hey ! this is the first time i see such a wonderful gentlemen!

Women 2: Are those two a married couple ?

Women 1: But aren't they somewhat imbalanced for a couple ?

Women 2: Indeed! The girl has more common folk features

" Shame...in the end they were bad-mouthing me....

You: So you are quiet popular with the ladies after all Master Joon!

Joon: Aah I'm popular alright but what about that ?

" You say this so calmly....So you are used to women liking you "

You: Have you been with manny women up till now ?

Joon: ah of course. Even if I don't care about them women just come to me....

You: hmmm....

Joon: But this is just for fun

" ..... Just for fun.... So you spend time with this many women huh...."

Joon: Rather then going on about this look at this kimonos with me!

You: Ok!

" The shelves are filled with lined up kimonos I see this many kimonos for the first time... I raised myself & reached with my hand for one of the upper shelves "

Joon: Which one do you want ? Shortie !

" Throb Master Joon is leaning on me from behind my back I have never been this close to a man before so my heart is throbbing ... "

You: Umm That light green one from the top shelf

Joon: This one?

" Master Joon stretched his arm suddenly and took the kimono, Master Joon is really tall "

Joon: This one isnt bad. Plus it looks much better then the one you are wearing now, This belt matchs this kimono...as for the hair stick, this one is nice

" Amazing he knows just whats good, He is used to choosing kimonos "

You: Wh-what are you doing?!

" Maste rJoon suddenly started unwinding my belt ! "

Joon: Come on take it off quickly I'll help you change, alright ?

You: I can change by myself !

Joon: Ah, ok...but im pretty good at helping to put on a kimono

You:.....

Joon: Well, im even better at taking it off though

" Master Joon is quiet a womanizer "

You: Im going to change now, so please turn around and don't look !

Joon: Wow-wow !

" I have to change quickly ! Ok, unwind the belt take off the kimono put on the new one.... "

You: Eeek!

" The hem of the kimono is tangled, so it falls forward! "

Joon: This is dangerous !

" Yikes ! Master Joon spreads both of his arms and embraces me...! "

Joon: What do you want me to hit you up ?

You: No-no way! My hem became tangled, so....

Joon: Well if a woman is so inviting , I have to accept 

You: Wh-....?!

" Master Joon's lips are getting closer...! "

Joon: Huh...I'm just kidding, Your really bot used to men, are you?

You: ......

" With out saying anything I flipped and turned my back "

Joon: What are you sulking about?

" Well....making fun of me in such a way is so mean "

Joon: It's not use being so stubborn you know?

" Master Joon is squeezing my shoulder ! "

Joon: You need me right ?

" That's indeed so, but I get shocked when he presses himself on me being at his mercy, I'm not sure that my heart will be able to survive this..."

You: Is this the town you wanted to stop by Master Joon?

" It's barren and there are no people, it's a rather poor looking town "

Joon: Do you see the castle behind that mountain under construction?

You: Yes...they are just building it right now

" and then "

Samurai 1: Hey wait up old man!

Old Man: Ah forgive me please !

Samurai 2: Trying to escape by yourself doesn't work!

" The samurai surround the old man and severely..... "

You: Master Joon what's that...?

Joon: Perhaps they are trying to recruit him for the castle construction

You: Can they make even such old men work?!

Samurai 1: OK? since you don't wanna understand what we are saying...

" The samurai pulls out his sword and s is at the old man! "

You: ....!

Joon: Wait!

" Master Joon pulls my arm as I was just about to jump in and he suddenly jumps on the house roof! "

Joon: Hey you!

Samurai 1: Wh-who are you?!

Joon: I'm well...an angel or a dragon god perhaps

Samurai 2: Dr-dragon god!? Don't make fun of us!

" Dragon god... what on earth is Master Joon gonna do? "

Joon: Guys like you should be burning in hellish brimstone

Samurai 1: You...you know that we are the palace servants of Nobukatsu Oda, and you still cause disorder!

" Is Nobukatsu Oda....Nobunaga Oda's son...? "

Samurai 1: Get down quickly! we'll beat you to death !

" Roaring! "

You: ....!

" A giant fire is blowing out of Master Joon's body ! "

Samurai 1: Wh-what is that?!

" The fire flies up like a dragon andattacks the samurai..! "

Samurai 2: Whoa!

" The samurai ran away at full speed screaming "

" as Master Joon lands to the ground the old man dashes to him "

Old Man: Th-thank you so much ! you are indeed an angel, a dragon god !

Joon: well of course that was a lie

Old Man: huh?

Joon: Well its nothing more than a little technique

Old Man: A technique you say...anyways I owe you my life, Is there any way I can repay you?

Joon: Hmmmm then let me know if there is a place to stay here

Old Man: Unfortunately all the inns are currently closed...but if its ok with you, why don't you stay at my home?

" moments later "

Old Man: it's a shabby house, but I'm undebted to you, so....I'll bring you some tea. Please wait

" the old man got out of the romm after saying this "

Joon: it's aa really shabby house isn't it?....Ouch, Ouch !

" I grabbed Master Joon's thigh "

You: Hey, it's not ok to say simething like this!