1. Pick-up Lines – DOOWOON

 

Being alone on his birthday was already , but his friends laughing their off because of it? That’s even worst.

 

Dongwoon sighed as slammed his second glass of vodka. Kibum had called him so ing early in the morning and rambled about being alone on your birthday is just pathetic man, go out and get laid will you? and other Kim-Kibum’s-Nags list. And then all his friends from the 91-liner won’t stop sending him birthday messages with ‘get laid, Son Dongwoon!’ and stupid smiling emoticons attached on every messages and Dongwoon couldn’t help but to think that his friends are planning to doom his day.

 

What kind of friends are those people,Dongwoon thought tracing his fingers on the rim of the glass, already feeling a bit tipsy.

 

“Hello there, beautiful.”

 

Dongwoon turned his head lazily towards the voice and saw a tall male with spiky, idol-like black hair, thin eyes and lips and sparkly earrings. He stared at the stranger in front of him before snorting and resume drinking his pathetic lonely life away, ignoring the stranger.

 

Usually, people would give up by now but the male still chuckled huskily and took a seat beside Dongwoon, “What’s a beautiful creature like you doing alone like this?”

 

“Get lost will you?” Dongwoon said harshly, clearly annoyed. He stood up from the chair and stumbled as he tried to get out of the bar, but a strong hand grabbed his wrist, stopping him, “If I could rearrange the alphabets, I’ll put U and I together.”

 

Dongwoon gave the male a disgusted look and jerked his hand away, “That’s just corny.” He walked away and stumbled again out of the bar, sighing in relief, finally, away from that crazy—

 

“If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as cute as you, I'd have five cents.”

 

Oh my God,Dongwoon spun on his heels to face that same male who was wearing a stupid grin on his face, "What?"

 

"When God made you, he was definitely showing off."

 

"Huh?"

 

"I'm not feeling myself today... Can I feel you instead?"

 

Dongwoon cringed, "Who are you?"

 

"Yoon Doojoon. Do you know what would look great on you? Me!"

 

"Your pick-up lines are the worst, stupidest ever,” Dongwoon said as he shook his head and walked away. He fastened his steps when he heard that weird guy’s – Doojoon’s – footsteps following him.

 

“Hey!”

 

Ignore him, Dongwoon, ignore him, ignore him, ignore him—

 

"Listen, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, I think it's time to see if I'm right."

 

Dongwoon yelped as he almost tripped the pavement, surprised to hear the sentence coming from Doojoon like it was nothing, “Excuse me!?”

 

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 

"No!"

 

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

 

"I think you should go to hell!” Dongwoon yelled as he glared at the male behind him, his cheeks were already red from embarrassment.

 

"The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name."

 

Ignore him, ignore him, ignore him—

 

"Beautiful... That's your name, am I right?”

 

“It’s Dongwoon, you idiot!” Dongwoon stopped abruptly to yell.

 

Doojoon grinned, "Really?"

 

Oh my God, Dongwoon thought. I’m meeting a psycho on my birthday!? That’s just !

 

"Are you single?"
 

Dongwoon sighed and turned around to walk away again, "Do you know what I fell in?"

 

"... What?" don’t answer him, you idiot!

 

"Love with you!"

 

See? Dongwoon covered his face in embarrassment when he saw people started to stare at them. Doojoon, who seemed to be unaffected by this, continued,

 

"You know, I'm having a really bad day... It always makes me feel better when I see a beautiful person smile... Could you smile for me?"

 

Dongwoon turned towards the older male (he seemed older but acted like a kid) and glared at him, “Look, can you just stop? This is getting annoying—”
 

He was cut off when Doojoon looked at him seriously, his eyes were dark and his right hand was reached out towards Dongwoon. The younger male blinked in surprise, “Wh-What?”

 

“Can you give my heart back?” Doojoon made a kicked-puppy look and Dongwoon wailed in embarrassment.

 

“Are you crazy?”

 

“I’m crazy over you, baby,” the male grinned and Dongwoon wished that he was home, lying on his couch with a tub of ice-cream in his hands while watching some stupid sappy romance drama. Then, realization hit him and his wide eyes made contact with Doojoon’s gleaming ones, “Are you running away from a mental hospital?”

 

This, caught Doojoon off-guard, “Wha—”

 

“I knew it!” Dongwoon exclaimed before grabbing Doojoon’s shoulders, his eyes shone with sympathy, “You’re running away, don’t you? Don’t worry, I’ll send you back.”

 

“Wait, I—”

 

“Oh God, I understand now. It’s a fate, you’re here to show me that there someone who are more unlucky than me. I mean, mourning about being alone on your birthday? I understand now, I should be grateful that at least I’m sane.”

 

“Wait, you’re getting this—”

 

“Can you tell me which hospital were you from? I’ll just either call them or send—”

 

“Wait!! I’m not a mentally ill patient!” Doojoon exclaimed, stopping Dongwoon from dialing the number. The younger male blinked at him, “What?”

 

Doojoon sighed and dropped his hands to his side, “It’s just… I know you, Dongwoon.”

 

“Excuse me?”

 

“I… I saw your pictures in Key’s phone—”

 

“Key, as in, Kim Kibum?”

 

“Yeah…”

 

Dongwoon gaped.

 

“Anyway, I saw your pictures and I just… I just fell in love with you. I don’t know why or how, I just do. And Key told me that you’re single and I should try to woo you and—”

 

“Wait, Key told you to woo me?”

 

“Yeah, he said that you’re quite stubborn but if I try hard enough you’ll give in eventually.”

 

Goddamn son of a —

 

“Oh geez...” Dongwoon moaned into his hands, “All you could do was ask normally like a normal person! Not acting like a big douche!”

 

“I’m sorry… Well, at least I’m your douche, right—”

 

Dongwoon pinned him with a glare, “Okay… No more cheesy lines. So…” Doojoon took a deep breath, “Son Dongwoon, will you go out with me?” He waited nervously for Dongwoon to answer, but instead of answering, the younger one walked towards him, grabbed his collar and pressed a kiss on his lips, “Sure, as long as you’re not going to use all that stupid pick-up lines.”

 

“Sure.”

 

Of course Doojoon lied.

 

         2.  Special – HYUNWOON

 

Jang Hyunseung and Son Dongwoon were best friends. Hyunseung is older, so he told Dongwoon to always call him hyung and he promised that as a hyung he will make Dongwoon happy forever.

 

“Sure, hyung,” Dongwoon had said, a cute smile on his face.

 

So, the Ways-to-Make-Dongwoon-Happy-by-Jang-Hyunseung list was created.

 

First, tell new jokes everyday to Dongwoon. Check.

 

Second, buy Dongwoon an ice-cream a day. Check.

 

Third, protect Dongwoon from getting bullied. Check.

 

Forth, buy Dongwoon a great present on his birthdays. Check.

 

It’s almost Dongwoonie’s birthday, 7-years-old Hyunseung thought as he eyed the calendar. 6^thJune was circle in a weirdly shaped circle with a red-ink pen. The young boy sighed as he buried his face into his arms. It’s been three years of their friendship and little Hyunseung had bought three cool presents for Dongwoon’s birthday.

 

And he didn’t know what to get for the younger male this year.

 

He had tried asking his parents, Dongwoon’s parents and his friends (and of course, he told them to keep it a secret), but the only answer he got was, ‘Dongwoon won’t mind with anything you give him.’

 

No, no, no,little Hyunseung thought. He didn’t want to give Dongwoon just ‘anything’. For Hyunseung, Dongwoon is special to him, so Dongwoon deserves something equally special.

 

What to do, what to do…

 

--

 

It’s already 6^thJune and young Hyunseung had waken up so early in the morning to prepare his special present for his special Dongwoon.

 

He’s going to bake a super delicious, out of this world cake.

 

His mommy told him that if he wants to give a special present to a special person, you should make it yourself. So, that’s what Hyunseung’s going to do.

 

He’s going to make Dongwoon’s special present.

 

It was hard, making a special present, young Hyunseung thought. There are too many things he has to do and his hair was messy right now and he didn’t like his hair getting messy. This is Dongwoon’s birthday, he needed to look good.

 

Finally, after long hours, Hyunseung (and his Mommy) had finally finished baking Dongwoon’s cake. Hyunseung wanted to decorate it himself, so his Mommy let him do it but it ended up looking…bad.

 

“This cake is ugly!” Hyunseung wailed, “I can’t give Woonie an ugly present!!”

 

His Mommy smiled and Hyunseung’s messy hair, “It’s okay, Seungie-ah. I’m sure Woonie will love it.”

 

“Really?”

 

“Really.”

 

In the end, Mommy was right. Dongwoon’s eyes were bright and twinkling and Hyunseung found himself unable to look away from Dongwoon’s beautiful, bright face, so he stared.

 

“Thank you, hyung! I love it! It’s the best!” Dongwoon said happily as he jumped up and down cutely and Hyunseung unconsciously smile towards the younger male before he cleared his throat awkwardly (he needed to act cool, okay?) and said, “Of course you love it! I made it, okay?”

 

Dongwoon’s grin went wider, “Thank you so much, hyung!” Then, suddenly, Dongwoon leaned towards Hyunseung and kissed his cheek, “You’re the best, hyung! I love you!”

 

Young Hyunseung blinked, mouth agape. He stared as Dongwoon took his cake and showed it to his parents and his friends, Dongwoon’s soft lips lingered on his right cheek. He slowly pressed his palm on his cheek, feeling it getting warmer and Hyunseung thought,

 

I need to get him an even greater present next time.

 

       3.  Perfect – JUNWOON

 

Yong Junhyung is a perfectionist.

 

He wants everything to go on perfectly and on plan, especially if it’s involving his boyfriend, Son Dongwoon.

 

Even though the younger one had told him that it’s okay to do random things, Junhyung still want his boyfriend’s birthday to be perfect. He was always busy with his work that he always manages to send flowers or chocolate or other presents to Dongwoon only without being able to celebrate it.

 

So this time, everything needed to be perfect.

 

He had planned everything carefully. First, when Dongwoon wakes up, he’s going to have a special breakfast on bed (that Junhyung cooked himself) and Junhyung is going to feed him. Then, a bubble bath with scented candles for Dongwoon and Junhyung is going to massage his body (no, nothing more than that). After that, he’s going to take Dongwoon shopping and buy everything the younger male wanted (of course, even if Dongwoon refuses to, Junhyung will buy him a lot of things). They’re going to have a nice lunch and then go to the amusement park. And lastly, at night, Junhyung is going to take Dongwoon to a romantic candle-light dinner (where there’ll be only two of them in the restaurant and a cake with a ring in it for Dongwoon) and then they’ll end their day by sitting in a middle of a lighted candles arranged to form ‘Happy Birthday, Son Dongwoon’ and watching fireworks show (arranged by Junhyung) and maybe kiss each other after that.

 

He had planned everything carefully, so how does it ended up like this?

 

Dongwoon bit his lips to prevent himself from laughing and the kicked-puppy look on Yong Junhyung, the perfectionist, strict male. This morning, Dongwoon had refused to wake up because he was tired from the last night event (he’s a famous pianist) and in the end, Junhyung’s special breakfast-in-bed was ruined because Dongwoon woke up at 1PM.

 

Then, the bubble bath was also ruined because somehow, their puppy, Yangyo drowned in the bathtub and Junhyung had no other choice than to remove the plug and watch as his hard work flow into the drain (and he couldn’t help but to glare at the shivering Shih Tzu in Dongwoon’s arms).

 

Trying to lift the older male’s mood up, Dongwoon told him that he wanted to go shopping (which Junhyung beamed at) but in the end, the shopping mall was holding some stupid sale and there are too many people and Dongwoon was almost missing from Junhyung and yeah…no shopping either (and also no lunch and they ended up eating ice-cream only). And to make the day even more worst that it already was, the amusement park was closed for maintenance (ing great).

 

Not wanting to give up just yet, Junhyung brought Dongwoon to the restaurant that he had made reservation for the two of them. Everything went well from the start, romantic music, good food and finally the cake. Junhyung was smiling when Dongwoon started eating the cake and he had planned everything in his head; Dongwoon is going to feel something hard, and he’s going to take it out, and he’s going to smile at the ring in his hand and smile at Junhyung and says ‘Oh God, hyung! This is perfect! I love you’ and they’re going to kiss—

 

But that’s not what had happened. He should’ve known that Dongwoon is a sweets lover and every time he’s eating sweets (like ice-cream and cakes), he’s going to swallow it all.

 

Yeah, you guessed right. Thank God they manage to get the ring out not by going to the toilet.

 

But it’s okay,Junhyung thought. There is still fireworks show, what could be gone wrong?

 

Mother Nature, it’s raining heavily the moment Junhyung wanted to show Dongwoon the lighted candles he had arranged to form ‘Happy Birthday, Son Dongwoon.’

 

Dongwoon sighed as Junhyung stared at the nothingness. They were in a nearby small café as they waited for the rain to stop. The younger male felt sorry towards Junhyung, he knew Junhyung had planned a perfect birthday for him, but failed miserably.

 

For Junhyung, but for Dongwoon, it’s already perfect.

 

“Hyung, let’s go,” Dongwoon said, tugging Junhyung’s wet dress shirt. The older male looked at him,
“Where?”

 

“It had stopped raining,” Dongwoon grinned and looked at his waterproof watch, “And we still have time.”

 

“Huh?” Before Junhyung could say anything, Dongwoon had already grabbed his hand and ran towards their apartment. And instead of going back to their apartment, Dongwoon opened the door to the fire escape and takes the stairs up.

 

“Finally!!” Dongwoon screamed as he opened the white door and the wind slapped his face. Junhyung watched in silence and heavy breath as Dongwoon ran forward and twirled around, his hands spread and for a second there Junhyung thought he saw Dongwoon was actually flying.

 

“Isn’t today the best?” the younger one asked, smiling and Junhyung sighed, “No… Everything I planned was ruined.”

 

Dongwoon giggled and take Junhyung’s hands, dragging the older male to the center and he pointed upwards. Junhyung reluctantly looked up and his eyes widened as he saw the dark sky was painted with thousands of twinkling stars.

 

“Wow…”

 

“Beautiful, right?” Dongwoon grinned, “Today is the best birthday, hyung.”

 

“How so?” Junhyung raised his brows.

 

“Hmm…” Dongwoon pursed his lips in thought before grinning, “Because this time I have you with me!”

 

Junhyung’s eyes widened, “Today, the first person I saw when I open my eyes was you. And even though we were separated at the shopping mall earlier, but we find each other in the end. And even though we just have an ice-cream date, for me it’s the best. And when I choke on the ring—”

 

Junhyung lowered his face and Dongwoon laughed as he lifted Junhyung’s chin up so that they were looking at each other, “At least you’re there to help me. And being under the rain was kinda fun, you know.”

 

The older male sighed as he Dongwoon’s wet locks and smiled fondly, “You’re perfect, you know that?”

 

Dongwoon blushed and smiled shyly, “I’m not perfect. But with you here with me, for me, everything is perfect.”

 

Junhyung smiled and pulled the younger male into a hug, “Thank you for being born in this world, Son Dongwoon. I love you and happy birthday.”

 

      4.   Wish – DONGSEOB

 

Yoseob scratched his unitchy head by using the blunt point of his pencil. He frowned at the piece of paper in front of him, sighing heavily. He stopped his movement when BEAST’s maknae/his boyfriend stirred on the bed before letting out a soft sigh of relief when the younger male didn’t wake up.

 

He stared back at the paper; he was trying to figure out what kind of present he should give the maknae this year. He had listed some things Dongwoon wanted and he realized that Dongwoon already have all those things (from the fans and other members).

 

And to think that TOMORROW is Dongwoon’s birthday.

 

Damn!!Yoseob clenched his hair and dropped his head onto the table, making a dull ‘thud’ sound.

 

“Hyung…”

 

Uh-oh, Yoseob froze, “Y-Yeah, baby?”

 

“Hyung….” a yawn, “Hyung, what’re you doing? It’s….” creaking sound, “It’s already 11.55 PM! Why are you still up?”

 

Yoseob mentally cursed himself for waking his boyfriend up and he turned his head slowly to give a kicked-puppy look to Dongwoon so that the younger one won’t get angry at him (though he really doubted that) but stopped immediately when his eyes landed on Dongwoon.

 

Dongwoon, with tousled, bed-hair, tired but lively eyes, a soft smile on his lips and the moonlight that highlighted his features made him looked like an angel.

 

“Hyung…” Dongwoon said softly, but enough to snapped Yoseob off his reverie. “Hyung, let’s go to sleep… I’m tired…”

 

Yoseob smiled fondly towards the maknae and stood up before walking towards the maknae and lied down beside him. Dongwoon sighed in bliss as he snuggled to Yoseob, resting his head on Yoseob’s chest as the older male his hair softly.

 

“Hyung… Why weren’t you sleeping?” Dongwoon asked, voice tired and Yoseob felt bad for waking the younger male up.

 

“Just…stuff.”

 

Dongwoon hummed, “Are you trying to figure out what to give me on my birthday?”

 

The older male did a double-take, “Wh-What—”

 

Dongwoon chuckled, “I knew it, hyung. You’re at hiding things.”

 

Yoseob pouted, “Yah…”

 

The maknae snuggled closer, “Why don’t you just ask me, hyung? It would’ve been easier.”

 

“But it won’t be a surprise.”

 

“I don’t need surprises… I’m going to find out about it in the end too right?”

 

“Yeah… You’re right,” Yoseob said slowly. “Then, what do you wish for, Woonnie-ah?”

 

“Hmm…” Dongwoon hummed as he turned around so that his back was fit snuggly to Yoseob’s chest and he eyed the clock on the nightstand. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. I wish we’ll stay together forever.

 

“Woonie?” Yoseob asked, following Dongwoon’s gaze and he smiled, “Happy birthday, my baby.” He kissed the crown of Dongwoon’s hair, making the maknae giggled.

 

“So, what is your wish?”

 

“I already made my wish, hyung. It’s a secret,” the younger one said as he poked his tongue out childishly and Yoseob pouted, “What??? Aww, not fair! I want to know your wish!!” he started as he tickled the maknae’s sides, sending the younger one to a fit of laughter.

 

“I won’t tell you! If I tell you then my wish won’t come true—Hahahahaha! H-Hyung! Stop it!” Dongwoon laughed, trying to pry Yoseob’s spider-like fingers from tickling him even further. Yoseob straddled the younger one, tickling him even more and it went on until Dongwoon was breathless from all the laughing.

 

Yoseob chuckled as he stopped tickling and Dongwoon trying to catch his breath. He stared at the male beneath him, feeling something serene in his heart as he watches this beautiful creature. Dongwoon with his flushed cheeks, breathless from all the laughing, his hair even more messy but still looked good on him and Yoseob was drawn even more to the bright chocolate brown eyes of Dongwoon’s and the only thing playing in his head was, so beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, how could he be mine, I’m going to kiss him—

 

And they did kissed.

 

       5.    Stupid – KIWOON

 

“I can’t believe this. You forgot my birthday?”

 

Dongwoon was fuming in anger. Of all people, his boyfriend, Lee-idiot-Kikwang had forgotten his birthday? He couldn’t believe this; it was supposed to be a HAPPY birthday, not ANGER-FILLED birthday!

 

“Wa-Wait, wait! Calm down, Woon-ah, I-I can explain—” Kikwang hurriedly said, his hands rose in defense as he worriedly eyed the glass vase in Dongwoon’s hand.

 

“Oh yeah? Enlighten me with your excuses, Lee Kikwang,” Dongwoon said as he glowered at the older male and for some weird reasons, Kikwang still thought that his Woonie is cute, he looks like an angry Chihuahua.

 

“Kikwang, focus!” Dongwoon said loudly, snapping the older male from his reverie. Dongwoon didn’t like this; Kikwang had been spacing out a lot (not like he’s not before, but this time it’s getting worse) ever since they started living together in this small, comfy apartment they bought together. He always forgot a lot of things, like going to work without his briefcase (and Dongwoon had to send it for him almost every morning), forgot wearing his socks (and Dongwoon had to remind him every morning) and he’s been spacing out a lot that it always causes accidents to him (and unfortunately, Dongwoon too). Like that one time he was spacing out while drinking a hot coffee in one gulp (and end up with a burning tongue of course), spacing out while buying groceries (and end up with Dongwoon having to put back all the unnecessary thing Kikwang ‘accidentally’ place in their shopping cart) and the list just goes on.

 

“Huh? Yeah?” there’s that look again and Dongwoon groaned in frustration and threw a pillow (he’s still rational, okay?) and it landed snuggly on Kikwang ‘s (what Dongwoon called as) stupid face.

 

“You’re always spacing out, Kikwang hyung! It annoys me! What the hell is wrong with you?” Dongwoon asked, poking the older male’s forehead in annoyance and jumped when Kikwang suddenly grabbed his wrist, the same space-out/stupid look on his face and Dongwoon frowned.

 

Seriously, there’s something wrong with his brain why he was staring at me like a creeper oh God—

 

“Because you’re too beautiful.”

 

Okay, that was new. Dongwoon blinked his eyes dumbly as Kikwang grinned widely and before he could process anything else, Kikwang had kissed him and oh, that was good, and Dongwoon thought, forgotten birthday be damned, and kissed him back.

 

 

 

A/N: happy birthday, Woonie!!! My first beast’s fic :)

 

Gosh, the doowoon one… I just take whatever cheesy pick-up lines I found on the Net, I hope that you guys like this one.

 

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