And if you call me a baby, make sure you put piss in front of it!

Of Course

 

“Do you secretly like the smell of your own farts?”

 

“Yes, of course. Oh, it smells nice and good! Do you fist yourself after taking a massive dump?”

 

“Of course, every single time. Nothing compares to the feeling of myself after I've taken a violent . Anyway, continuing on, you eat your boogers, don't you?”

 

“Of course, I do! The flavor is immaculate. Finally some good ing food! Speaking of immaculate taste, you know how when you sweat, your gets all sweaty, right? Lemme drink your booty juice like a Capri Sun, yea?”

 

“Alright, okay, of course. Wanna drink my piss in IKEA?”

 

“Of course, I'd love nothing more~”

 

“Heh. Piss baby,” Jaehyun lightly snickered.

 

“You can pee in me anytime,” Jonny aggressively winked. 

 

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