Make a Group Chat, They Said....

Brian Orser's Series of Frustrating Events

Papa Orser has entered the chat.

Papa Orser: Hello everyone! I know it's been a difficult time with the lockdowns, so I spoke with Tracy and Ghlisham and we decided it would be best to make a group chat for everyone. So, if anyone has any questions or would just like to share how they're doing with their training or whatnot, feel free to use this chatroom.

Papa Orser: I see that everyone here has screen names, so why don't we start with checking in with your names?

Zoom Skates: Yuzu here!

Junliet: Junhwan here!

Sailor Revenge: I'm here, Papa Orser! It's me, Evengia.

Junliet: Why is your name Sailor Revenge?

Sailor Revenge: BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU LITTLE  

Papa Orser: @Sailor Revenge WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

Papa Orser: @Junliet What did you do?

Junliet: I don't know!

Sailor Revenge: You know, don't lie!

Papa Orser: Look, we'll take care of this later. For now, where is Javi? I told him we were meeting at noon est.

Junliet: I don't know. Ask Yuzu

Sailor Revenge: Yes, if anyone would know, it would be him. They're practically friends with benefits 

Zoom Skates: Friends with benefits? I guess we are, because we do nice things for each other.

Junliet: Is that what it means? I wondered what it meant. 

Sailor Revenge: No, what it means is:

Ghlislain has entered the chat.

Papa Orser: WE WILL NOT GO THERE AND NO ONE IS EXPLAINING WHAT IT MEANS!

Ghlislain has left the chat.

Junliet: @Sailor Revenge You scared him away.

Sailor Revenge: I'll scare you away you Pokey theif.

Junliet is now Little

Little : WHY?????

Papa Orser: @Sailor Revenge Did you just hack my server?!

Sailor Revenge: Maybe?

Little is now Junliet 

Papa Orser: Now stop changing people's screen names 

Jasonbskates has entered the chat 

Junliet: Jason's late!

Jasonbskates: I told Brian I was going to be late, tattletale. 

Jasonbskates: What's going on?

Zoom Skates: I think it is called a train wreck.

Papa Orser: It's not a trainwreck, Yuzu, we're just sorting things out. 

Junliet: @Sailor Revenge You starting it!

Sailor Revenge: [deleted]

Papa Orser: @Sailor Revenge KEEP THAT UP AND I'LL BE SENDING A SCREENSHOT TO YOUR MOTHER AND YOU'LL BE DOING FIGURES ONLY FOR A WEEK

Javikins has entered the chat.

Zoom Skater: JAVI! ^-^

Junliet: Javi! Please save us.

Jasonbskates: Did I miss something?

Papa Orser: Javier Fernandez,  where the hell were you? You were supposed to be here FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!

Junliet: Oh

Jasonbsakes has left the chat.

Javikins: I had trouble getting a signal. I'm on my phone.

Javikins: Sorry :(

Papa Orser: It's alright, just let me know in the future, okay?

Papa Orser: @Jasonbskates Jason, come back, I'm not going to yell at Javi. Promise 

Jasonbskates has entered the chat. 

Papa Orser: Now that everyone is here, how is everyone doing?

Zoom Skates: I am doing good, I am doing a lot of studying and training. 

Javikins: I am going crazy! I want to go outside and see my friends!

Zoom Skates: Can't relate. 

Javikins: Where did you learn that expression?

Zoom Skates: The internet. I have been watching YouTube. I am not as sheltered as you think I am.

Junliet: Same, just study and practice mostly.

Jasonbskates: I'm pretty much doing the same and posting on Instagram. 

Sailor Revenge: And I recently found out that Jun is a theif and a ert. 

Junliet: WHAT? SINCE WHEN AM I A ERT?

Sailor Revenge: Since you stole my pokey and put something in my gym bag. I had a box of pokey I forgot about last week and I opened my bag yesterday and found that you had made an icky trade.

Papa Orser: Evengia, now isn't the time to discuss this. We'll talk about it later.

Sailor Revenge: BRIAN HE PUT HIS DANCE BELT IN MY BAG!

Zoom Skates: Ew. Junnie, that is not how you ask a girl on a date.

Jasonbskates: Oh honey, no.

Papa Orser: JUNHWAN CHA WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

Junliet: I THOUGHT I LOST IT IT'S NOT MY FAULT HER BAG LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MINE I AM NOT A ERT I SWEAR!  (T - T)

Zoom Skates: You shouldn't swear,  Evengia is a bad influence for you. 

Javikins: Was it sweaty?

Junliet: Why would you ask that?!

Papa Orser: Okay, that's it. I'm done. I'm going to be rethinking my life decisions and @Mama Wilson will be taking over. Right?

Mama Wilson entered the chat.

Mama Wilson: Will I be getting a raise for this?

Papa Orser: What? No!

Mama Wilson has left the chat. 

Papa Orser: This is why I have gray hairs.

Junliet: I thought those were from getting old.

Papa Orser has left the chat.

Papa Orser is: Drinking Wine and Crying. DO NOT DISTURB.

Junliet: I think we broke him.

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Chapter 1: This made me laugh and I really need some laughs ㅠ~ㅠ