Seungri: Let's break up!

Jiyong: Why?

Seungri: You've been cold the past months!

Jiyong: Because it's winter!

Seungri: Whatever!

Jiyong: Wait, you mean you're replacing me with someone else?

Seungri: Yes!

Jiyong: The question is, does he like you back?

Seungri: Yeah, maybe.

Jiyong: Wait

Seungri: What?

Jiyong: I'm going to count how much I had spent on you and you have to pay me back!

Seungri: Yeah yeah whatever!

Jiyong: Flowers 100,000 Won, Dates 1,000,000 Won, Food 5,000,000 Won, Hotel Room reservations 15,000,000 Won, Plus all the expenses you did when you had my Black Card

Seungri: Whoa, you're really doing this to me?

Jiyong: You're going to pay those all back or you'll get back together with me?

Seungri: Fine. Let's just get back together.

Jiyong: Good.

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