Fanboy vs Anti-fan

Fanboy

Baekhyun sequel in pure delight when Nam Ju Hyuk appeared, looking so flawless and handsome as the last time he saw him in Bride of Habaek. Though, Baekhyun was slightly annoyed for the fact that Nam Ju Hyuk has to kiss Kim Sook Hyung in Weight Lifting Fairy: Kim Bok Joo, he decided that it was better if he ignored the girl and gives his whole attention to the handsome male.

He reached out the gummy bears on his husband’s hands, total forgetting his existence as he indulged himself on the movie playing in the tv. He munched his food while rubbing his six months old baby bump, not even spearing a glance to the giant beside him who looks like he was about to murder someone. And that someone is, the one and only, Nam Ju Hyuk.

That guy has to know his place! He’s just an actor, why the hell does he have so much effect on his husband?! He gritted his teeth in annoyance when the ing actor grinned at him, and that’s when he heard his midget yelled for so much handsomeness displaying on the rectangular led tv. Chanyeol slammed the bowl of gummy bears on the table and walked to the kitchen to calm his nerves.

Isn’t enough to have those bull video games as his rival that God has to bring another one? Chanyeol could still tolerate those games because, well, they’re not humans. But with that ing actor?! God knows how much Chanyeol planned on murdering that male because of stealing his Baekhyunne’s whole attention away from him!

“This is your ing fault Kyungsoo! You brought my baby Baek to that guy without my ing consent!”

 

(Ever since when Kyungsoo came to their penthouse, looking so fascinated while staring at his phone with a big grin flustered on his used to be annoyed one, and Jongin following him from behind with their three years old son, Kim Daniel hanging on his Daddy’s shoulder, that was when everything suddenly changed.

That was a month ago, his husband was five months pregnant that time and he was playing video games on Chanyeol’s phone when Kyungsoo slumped his body to the couch and startled the pregnant male. Baekhyun shot him a curious glance before continuing playing video games again.

“You know what Baek, you should stop playing those useless games. Nam Ju Hyuk is way better than that.” Baekhyun snapped his head beside him and gave a burning glare to Kyungsoo who was still looking at his phone.

Two things that Baekhyun hates the most is that; one, sabotaging him using his precious eyeliners, and two, insulting his favorite video games. And so, when Chanyeol saw the look his husband was sending on Kyungsoo, he cleared his throat nervously and made his way beside his husband.

“You know that’s not true, right mochi?” With an annoyed huff, Baekhyun gave his whole attention back to the phone.

“It’s true though. Those games give nothing to you but trill, but with Nam Ju Hyuk? He can give you all the feelings you just got when you are with Chanyeol. If you don’t believe me, then why don’t you see it yourself.” The doe eyed guy shifted his gaze to Baekhyun then back to his phone.

Baekhyun upon noticing how much attention Kyungsoo giving to his phone and totally forgetting the fact that Jongin was just sitting in front of him with a frown and their three years old son who was roaming around the living room while giggling, reached out the laptop lying on the coffee table, without even spearing a glance to his confused husband.

“What am I going to search then?” Kyungsoo let out a low chuckled and take a glimpse to the still rather annoyed mochi boy.

“Bride of Habaek, and when you finished it, you can watch Weight Lifting Fairy: Kim Book Joo. Those two are my most favorite drama of Nam Ju Hyuk, they were so lit, mind you.”

Jongin immediately shook his head to Chanyeol to stopped his husband from searching the damn thing, but Chanyeol was too late to realized what the his friend was doing when they heard how Baekhyun giggled like a girl after seeing the actor’s face. Jongin faced palm and just got up to search for his son who he noticed climbing to the stairs.

“Good luck bro, hope Baekhyun can take it easy and doesn’t follow Kyungsoo from being a fanboy.” He had said before sprinting his way to Daniel who crawled hurriedly after noticing his Daddy approaching him.)

 

Chanyeol learned from Jongin that Luhan was the one who started the diseased and he was the one who spread it. Luhan first influenced Minseok-hyung, then the baozi kinda blabbed about it to Tao, and the panda couldn’t hide his feels and accidentally blurted it out to Junmyeon-hyung, and the bunny has to be so ing noisy and told everything to Kyungsoo, and then, the last stop, Baekhyun. If you would observe the six males when they were together, you could totally say that they are so whipped for the said actor.

And to be frank, if you would just take a good look to the six other males who were watching their husbands with longing and sadness in their eyes, you would know how much they were suffering. Jongdae was the first one who tried a move to stop the ukes from their fanboying over to the actor, but it was thrown away with just one glares coming from the fanboys. And then the others followed to make a move, but nope, you know what happened already.

 

(“You know what guys, this! Just look at them, they won’t even glance at us even just a single second! I’m out of here, I can’t take this anymore!” Jongdae rubbed his face in frustration, he stared at his husband who was grinning from ear to ear like crazy.

He abruptly stood up from the couch and made his way to Minseok. He walked up to Minseok with his seductive smile painted in his face, he tapped the baozi’s shoulder just to earn a glare from the latter.

“Hi, baby! Do you want to walk around? Chenmin wants to play outside.” But Minseok just simply shook his head before turning back his whole attention to the gadget in his hands.

“Don’t me Jongdae, since when did you allow Chenmin-ah to play outside? Didn’t you say that it’s dangerous? Why are you suddenly changing your point of view?” Jongdae stood there frozen.

Yes, he did remember saying that. He sighed as he walked away feeling so defeated and guilty as . He threw himself on the couch beside Sehun as the chin-sword guy patted his shoulder in understanding. “I’m on this.” The maknae of the group announced. He made his way to his husband who was watching Nam Ju Hyuk on his phone while their two years old daughter Selu was sleeping on his lap.

“Lulu dear, hey! Do you want to hang out? I just thought that maybe we can go to the park to have some bonding time.” He nervously rubbed his nape as he waited for the deer’s reply. Luhan raised his brow without even looking up to his husband.

“You’re not busy? As long as I remember your schedule for this year was so hectic that you can’t go for a family bonding?”

Sehun came back to the couch and slumped himself like Jongdae, also looking so defeated after hearing his husband’s words. It hurts him because he didn’t notice that all this time, he has been neglecting his family because of his works.

“Let me try my luck, guys.” Yixing smiled sweetly to his husband when he looked up,

“Hello Junmyeonie! Want to have dinner outside?” Junmyeon shrugged his shoulder and stared at him blankly,

“I thought you have an operation to attend today? So, nope. I don’t want to have a dinner with you if you will just leave me in the middle of it.”

“I’ll just talk to my panda.” Yifan pulled a paper bag with GUCCI written on its front as he kneeled in front of Tao. The panda rolled his eyes as he annoyingly spares a glance to the paper bag.

“What is this? A way of making me surrender being a fanboy to Nam Ju Hyuk, huh Wufan? Well you better leave me alone if you don’t want me to wushu you because it’s not gonna happen. Go to the bar and flirt because you never really cared if I ever see you or not.”

Everyone turned their attention to Jongin who was patting his son’s back after feeding him his milk. After sensing the stares, he gave them a tight smile and just shook his head. The others curiously looked at him and with just one look Jongin knows he has to explain.

“I already tried and because of that, Kyungsoo and I are kinda in a heated war. Just go ask Chanyeol.” And that was when their heads Chanyeol’s. The giant just sat there looking so unbothered by the fact that his husband was squealing again like a girl just right in front of him.

“Don’t look at me like that. Baekhyun’s five months pregnant and if letting him watch Nam Ju Hyuk means keeping him away from doing all the chores at home then I’m okay with it. And think about it dudes, maybe your husbands were doing this on purpose, since you were all busy and basically neglecting them so they planned on having a revenge and averted their attention to someone else who they thought would make them happy again. Why don’t you try to make it up to them? Because as long as I remember, I’ve been taking a good care of Baekhyun and I’m practically all over him since we married. And that means that, you guys have to apologize and let my baby fanboy over that dude. Fix your problems first and when I need a back-up, I promise that I will call you.”)

 

Grabbing his phone on the kitchen counter, Chanyeol called his friend into a group call so he won’t tire himself. His friends picked up their phones right away which made Chanyeol to sighed in relief. “What’s up dude?” Sehun was the first one who spoke from the group.

“Guys, ! Help me! I don’t know what to do anymore! I’m not the one who was neglecting him but it’s the other way around! How to get rid-off of Nam Ju Hyuk, guys I need answers!” rubbing his temple in frustration, Chanyeol made himself comfortable sitting on one of the kitchen stool.

While Chanyeol was busy ranting and saying his problems to his friends, little did he knew that a small petite figure was also busy laughing his guts out while watching the scene playing in front of him. Baekhyun silently left the place while supporting his back and bump and waddled his way to the living room. He turns off the tv where the Kdrama was being played and grabbed his phone lying on the coffee table with a smirk displaying on his pretty mochi face. He dialed his friends number for a group video call.

 

“What’s up Baek? How’s your plan on ignoring Chanyeol?” Luhan was the first one who asked the question and Baekhyun couldn’t help but to chuckle.

“God! I don’t know if this is the pregnancy hormones but I swear guys I’m laughing right now! I just saw him calling your husbands and asking for an infective way of getting rid-off of Nam Ju Hyuk!” Baekhyun tried to muffled his laughs, but it was no use. The laughter escaped his mouth, he made sure that Chanyeol wouldn’t hear him as he was occasionally glancing at their kitchen door.

“I heard Wufan talking to him, and that is so mean Byun Baek! He was practically begging for advices… in which for my own opinion was an idiot move! Our husbands couldn’t even lure us out when we used Nam Ju Hyuk as a bait to made them apologized!”

That was right though. When they were gathered at Luhan’s, they discussed about how their husbands were neglecting them for their job, but in Tao’s case, Yifan was busy flirting with others even though he’s taken, and he didn’t give a flying crap if Tao would get to see him. He’s a heartless bastard just like what Tao described him. So, they kind of planned everything out by using the handsome actor Nam Ju Hyuk.

 

(“Hey Love, be careful okay? If anything happens just call me, I already placed your emergency phone in this bag in the very first pocket alright? Have fun with them I’ll fetch you later as I promise, and I’ll miss you. That’s all and I love you.” after Chanyeol kissed him one last time the giant bid his goodbyes to his husband and stepped out of the Oh couple’s apartment, Baekhyun made his way to his friends who was looking at him with envy.

“What’s with the faces guys? Don’t tell me you have a crush on my husband?” Baekhyun huffed, he folded his arms across his chest and glared at his friends. Luhan shook his head and sighed making the puppy to stared at him worriedly.

Minseok-hyung pulled him down on the couch beside him gently, “We envy you and Chanyeol, Baekhyun.” When Baekhyun was about to ask why when Kyungsoo already beat him to it.

“Our husbands have been so busy lately, they didn’t have time to spend it with our family. Basically, our husbands were neglecting us, unlike Chanyeol who was still all over you since you guys married each other… that for your information would be turning three years now.” Kyungsoo stated, his three fingers raised up in the air. Their attention was shifted on Tao when he grunted,

“It’s a different problem with me. If your husbands were neglecting you because of their work, then Wufan was totally shutting me out of his life! I caught him flirting with a girl last week, and then last night I caught him kissing a guy!”

The five other males looked like they were about to kill someone, “He what?!” Baekhyun asked in disbelief.

“Do you want me to repeat it again, ?! Ugh! I don’t know what to do anymore!” Tao yelled in frustration, “I’m a for Chanyeol only, you motherer! And if I were you maybe I already chopped Chanyeol’s balls into piece if that happens.” The five males cringed hearing the pregnant male’s colorful language.

“You’re pregnant for goodness sake! Didn’t you and Chanyeol agreed of the no curing policy?” Baekhyun smiled sheepishly to Junmyeon-hyung, he raised a peace sign as he rubbed his nape nervously.

“Go on, continue your story panda.”

“As I was saying, I caught him flirting with a girl last week and then last night I caught him kissing a guy, but that’s not all. He knew I was there, he knew I was staring at him! I saw him looking straight at me when he was kissing the guy, he even winked at me when he was touching the girl’s thighs! You guys don’t know how much it hurt me! He was cheating on me right in front of me, who would even do such things to his own husband?” Tao sighed dramatically, he pulled his hair out of frustration and anger as he recalled what happened last night. Just remembering how that guy moaned while his husband was kissing him made his blood boil! He just wanted to wushu that guy’s up now!

“You married an idiot and not to mention a jerk, what do you expect?” Baekhyun retorted, without even looking up for he was busy playing games on his phone.

“Can you shut that sassy mouth of yours for once, Byun?” Tao retorted back, “Not gonna happen Huang. I’m your hyung so you should be following my orders and not the other way around. Now go and get me gummy bears and ketchup, my baby and I are hungry!” Tao grunted under his breath, but he obeyed nevertheless. He stood up from the couch and did as what the told him to, and when he came back the ing devoured the whole pack of gummy bears with his disgusting smile.

“Hope you choke.” Baekhyun choked, and Tao couldn’t be happier even more. “You know guys, I have a plan.” Luhan raised his hand in the air like a student wanting his teacher to choose him for the recitation. “Heechul-hyung told me about the blog he read last month about a wife complaining about her husband for neglecting her just like us. According to Heechul-hyung, the wife accidentally got herself addicted to this actor Nam Ju Hyuk and she totally forgot about her problems and that she has a husband at all. Her husband noticed the changes in her, and suddenly her husband was doing everything to notice him again like she wished.”

Kyungsoo boredly stare at him without even a glint of interest, while the others simply nodded their heads though they weren’t listening at all. Xi Luhan has this tendency to suggest something but would always end up into a mess or a huge chaos, that’s why they stopped listening to his suggestion. They all agreed to that one thing.

“And your point is?” Junmyeon-hyung asked whilst reading the magazine he grabbed when Luhan stated that he has a plan, “Why don’t we ignore our husbands by using Nam Ju Hyuk? I mean guys come on, the dude looks like a god I already searched his photo in goggle you know. This will work, with this guy’s visual and charisma, who wouldn’t be jealous of him, right?”

“What if your suggestion ended up useless again? Do you have a plan B or something?” Luhan shook his head, “This is all I could ever think of, if this won’t work then let’s think for a plan B.” the five males nodded their head in approval, which made the deer like guy to yelled a loud “ING YES! THIS IS THE VERY FIRST TIME YOU AGREED TO ME!” the other carriers just sat there looking disgusted for what their friend was doing before continuing what they were doing with Luhan still being so happy in the background.

Suddenly, Baekhyun tapped Kyungsoo’s shoulder lightly, “How about me? Chanyeol and I are in good terms, do I still have to do the plan?” Luhan stopped yelling after that.

“It would depend on you Baek.”

“It wouldn’t be that bad if I make him jealous, right?” Baekhyun smirked evilly making his friend to flinched, “Come on Baek, you know Chanyeol is worse than our husbands when he’s jealous. He can break a glass of water just by using his own hands! Do you ever think what he would do to Nam Ju Hyuk for what you will be doing?” Junmyeon-hyung stated dramatically, Minseok-hyung shook his head to him, but who the hell is Baekhyun to obey them?

He’s the sassy Byun Park Baekhyun! No one can tell him what to do… except his husband!)

 

“I know, but who the hell cares? My baby wants to see his Daddy suffer for a while. Not my fault.” Baekhyun stacked his tongue out teasingly, “Anyway, change of topic guys. I learned from Heechul-hyung yet again, that Nam Ju Hyuk has a new upcoming movie this year, I don’t know the title yet but I’ll inform you.” Luhan said with his daughter Selu eating Sehun’s boxer in the background, and the deer like guy was oblivious for that obviously.

“Jongdae bought me a new poster of Nam Ju Hyuk yesterday, he even posted it inside our bedroom. He’s supporting me now for being a fanboy.” Minseok-hyung fixed his phone camera to the wall in their bedroom where the poster of Nam Ju Hyuk was hanging perfectly.

“Whoah! I hope Sehun can be like Jongdae too! He doesn’t even let me hold my phone if my Hyukie is involved. I hate him chu much!” Baekhyun cringed when Luhan suddenly pouted.

“Yixing bought me a key chain with Nam Ju Hyuk’s face inside it. Here, take a look at it.” Junmyeon-hyung focused the camera to the key chain in his hand, he flipped it to see the name of the actor carved on the back of it.

“Whoah! That’s awesome!” The pregnant male exclaimed. Yes, he started being a fanboy of Nam Ju Hyuk to tease and make his husband jealous, but every time he would see him or watch him, he couldn’t help but to squeal because of his handsome face and great talent in acting. So yeah, he eventually became a fanboy along with his friends.

“I just got myself a ticket for his upcoming fan meeting event. And guess what? It was Wufan who bought me this!” Tao even added that made the five other males to grunted in envious.

They were supposed to be attending the fan meeting together, but before they could even buy the tickets, it was already sold out in less than one hour. But how the hell did Wu Yifan managed to buy a ticket?! Just whatever! It’s not like Baekhyun could go or something. Chanyeol made it clear in the beginning, he would allow him to become a fanboy but in one pure gold and silver condition. And that is, he wasn’t allowed to go to the fan meeting events or other activities that has something to do with meeting the famous actor. Added the fact that he’s pregnant and he could barely stand on his own. Just it!

“Speaking of meeting him, I heard Nam Ju Hyuk is now currently filming his new movie. I even found the exact location of their filming site, and well I thank Jongin for that. Didn’t know that having a computer engineer husband has its perks lol.” Kyungsoo chuckled as he folded his arms over his chest. He was wearing this smug look on his face that Baekhyun wanted to do something to wipe it off.

“And you’re going to follow him there? What are you a stalker? Don’t tell me you’re one of those sasaeng fans.” Baekhyun asked mockingly, “So what if I am? Got a problem with that?” Kyungsoo answered with a raised brow and a scowl on his face.

Minseok has this concern expression and Junmyeon looked so bothered with the doe eyes’ answer. “For real? I mean, did Jongin know? How about Daniel? Are you going to bring him?”

“No ! I was just fooling around, why the you guys looks like you were about to piss? Don’t tell me  you really thought I would.” The two older males sighed in relief, while Tao was busy opening the new bags of gucci in the background, Luhan who was trying to steal the boxer away from his daughter and Baekhyun who doesn’t give a flying .

Kyungsoo just scowled as Daniel tapped his thighs, looking so adorable as he pointed to the cookie jar displaying on the kitchen counter.

“Anyways, I have to go. Gotta feed Daniel and oh… Luhan? Good luck for trying to steal the boxer from your daughter, she was chowing on it for a good fifty-six minutes now. Just hope that boxer doesn’t have Sehun’s in it or else… I’m outta here es!”

The video call ended with Baekhyun feeling so tired and sleepy, he yawned cutely as he rubbed his tired eyes, trying his best to stay awake until Chanyeol came back. But with the pregnancy taking a big toll on his body, after a good six seconds, Baekhyun was already sleeping peacefully on the couch with his right hand holding his baby bump protectively.

 

“Isn’t that so… I don’t know… too much? I can’t just possibly do that to my husband.” Chanyeol rubbed his nape awkwardly, he stopped playing with the hem of his shirt when Sehun suggested his advice.

“Well, why not? Baekhyun-hyung is not-so-officially cheating on you with that guy. Why not do the same, right? I heard that Yoona is a good actress and she looks good.” Sehun added, his voice was slightly annoyed yet he was doing a good job maintaining his voice to sound calm.

“I don’t care about that girl or any other girl. We’re talking about what is the best option to stop Baekhyun from being so addicted with the actor. I’ll just remind you, my husband is pregnant. Too much stress is not good, you all knew that right?”

“Chan, what the heck man! You were always rejecting us! Oh my god if you really wanted your husband back then just ing ignore him like what he is doing to you now!” Jongdae yelled in frustration, he threw his fist in the air dramatically as he annoyingly clicked his lips together.

Minseok weirdly shot him a disapproving look before walking out of their bedroom without even uttering a word.

“You know what, you’re right Jongdae.” Chanyeol said, smiling up in triumphant as he finally had a more suitable and effective way to finally get his husband back—his husband could finally forget about that stupid actor, Nam Ju Hyuk.

"Then what are you waiting for? Go and start your job and don't bother us again you !" Jongdae ended the call with a crumpled ugly face, while the others were following him shutting their phones and blocking Chanyeol's number for they already had enough hearing the annoying name all the damn time.

"Operation: start avoiding Baekhyun is on now!" tyhe giant cheered loudly, remembering that maybe Baekhyun was still watching the damn kdrama and probably heared him, he slammed his hands on his mouth. "I should be careful from now on." he whispered on himself as he smirked knowingly.

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