TF: Jessi, your fans are so salty.

JS: At least they know that I'm stil alive.

TF: Don't you dare go there. 

YR: I'm pretty sure my song got girls crazy for me. 

HY: And know that girls are better than guys? I think they got the message clear. 

YA: Guys, have you seen my dad anywhere? 

YR: No, Yoong but what's with the salty reference?

TF: It's the whole that September thing.

YR: Oh, let go already.

JS: Well I can't let go if my Golden Stars can't let go. 

HY: Wait, no. I think it's the anti-Sones. You know, haters gotta hate but it's already 2018 and Baeyeon's not mine.

JS: Don't you dare go to Taengoo.

SN: I finally know how to drive. And still salty with those posts that said Sooyoung regrets being in SNSD.

SH: And they still think I'm out of SNSD. Like, I just said in tv that I'm still with you guys!!

JS: And I'm banned!!

YA: But seriously guys, have you seen my dad?

SH: Maybe with her dog at the park. Tried searching there?

YA: I went there everyday to see Soojung but she's not there and dad's not there. 

JS: I thought Soojung hates you.

YA: WHAT?!

YR: Okay, Sica. Just cause you're not practically with us does not mean you can break the poor deer just like that.

JS: I said thought. 

HY: Uh huh... I'll be out for a while to buy some coffee. If anyone survived, I'm treating to Soju.

SN: Mm hmm.

SY: I'm back from SK II. Did I miss anything?

SN: Were we that bad?

TF: Soo, how come you never told us about how you felt?

SH: You do know people love your comedic side, right?

YA: Dad's probably frustrated cause of that. Me too. I'm out.

YR: Nuh uh, kid. You're staying here.

SN: No offense Sica but that's partly your fault.

SY: I don't get much screen time guys.

SH: You sing better than Sica unnie now, you should feel proud about that. 

JS: YAH SEO JUHYUN!!

YR: Seohyun, Jessica's here. We only use those cards when she's not here.

SH: She needs to know my thought. 

SY: Now I feel better. Does that mean I can attract people like Taeyeon?

YA: Dad's like that cause she's a softie that needs to be hugged. Also, dad attracts girls, Soo unnie. Wait... where did Hyo unnie went?

SH: Somewhere for sure. 

JS: Well, I'm still salty that people still ships Taeny when it's pretty obvious I stalk Taeyeon on a daily basis. 

TF: That's why she dated Baekhyun.

YR: Please, that was an accident. 

SN: But seriously, Soo... were we that ing bad?

SH: Unnie!!

SN: Whoops.

TF: She gave up when it comes to Taeyeon cursing.

SH: She won't listen and it's part of her fanservice.

JS: Well, I'm gonna wait for her to say you to me then. 

YR: You're that desperate, huh?

SY: How bout I say it?

JS: You're not Taengoo.

SY: As whipped as always. Anyway, people just mistranslated that. I love you guys but I need my own recognition time.

SN: Wow... you do not know how many people want to be like you. And with you.

SH: And unnie, you're the only one who has a boyfriend here.

JS: I have one too and the name's Taeyeon!! Wait, that's my husband but still has the same function.

TF: And please, I have my Sunny to be my boyfie.

SN: Miyoung stop.

YR: Seriously Sunny, what do you have that I don't?

SN: I'm Prince's dad?

YR: ...

JS: Does that make me Zero's mom?

TF: Sorry to break it to you but Zero was taken from me. 

JS: You don't get to have matching jersey number with her so blergh.

SH: How is Jessica unnie the second oldest again?

SY: You should wonder how Taeyeon doesn't age. At least Jessica aged properly. 

JS: I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult. 

SY: A bit of both.

SN: And I'm still a . 

TY: Nope, that title is still mine. 

YA: Dad's home!!

HY: Must you ruin our lunch date?

YA: Dad promised that if I'm lonely, she'll be there for me. 

JS: Why didn't you tell me about this?

YA: Cause mom, you broke my heart.

JS: Poor baby... I'm sorry.

HY: Baeyeon, I promise that I can take care of Yoong better than Sica here. 

TY: Uh...

YA: You bribed dad with sweets, Hyo unnie.

SN: Wow, that desperate. 

SY: Wait!! Hyo, you're gonna feel happy for this. 

HY: Huh?

SY: Taeng, say your favourite phrase to Sica here.

JS: ??

TY: You are ing awesome??

JS: OH MY GOD!!

YR: And I thought Tiffany's loud.

JS: Taengoo!!

YA: Mom, I wanted to meet dad first so you need to line up. 

JS: Seeing my babies grow is beautiful.

SN: ...

TF: Prince's healthy, don't worry. 

SN: I didn't say anything.

YR: I'm gonna play with Hani then.

YA: Dad, have you been eating well?

TY: Pretty okay, why?

YA: Then why did you ate Zero's food?

TY: Uh...

JS: You didn't eat what I cooked for you?!

TY: It's not that... 

HY: Taengsic expensive moment.

SY: Taeny's pretty much sunk and Soofany's alive.

TF: 2Ny.

SY: Well, I tried.

SH: Dog food has much more nutrition compared to what you cook for her, Sica unnie. 

JS: It was healthy!!

YA: How bout I cook for you, dad? That shouldn't be much.

TY: Nah... it's okay. I should cook for you once in a while, Yoong. 

JS: This is not the bonding time, I wanted.

TY: But Sica, you know what your food needs?

JS: What?

TY: Less salt from you fans. It just wounds me.

JS: TAENGOO!!

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Jessica's best dish is probably Kimchi Fried Rice. And Zero had diarrhea cause of that. Pretty much why Taeng just ate the dog food.

And I feel guilty to not add more Yul

YR: People love me.

SN: Not Tiffany for sure.

YR: SHUT UP!!