Don't add salt to that.
SNSD Drabbles To Cure Our HeartsTF: Jessi, your fans are so salty.
JS: At least they know that I'm stil alive.
TF: Don't you dare go there.
YR: I'm pretty sure my song got girls crazy for me.
HY: And know that girls are better than guys? I think they got the message clear.
YA: Guys, have you seen my dad anywhere?
YR: No, Yoong but what's with the salty reference?
TF: It's the whole that September thing.
YR: Oh, let go already.
JS: Well I can't let go if my Golden Stars can't let go.
HY: Wait, no. I think it's the anti-Sones. You know, haters gotta hate but it's already 2018 and Baeyeon's not mine.
JS: Don't you dare go to Taengoo.
SN: I finally know how to drive. And still salty with those posts that said Sooyoung regrets being in SNSD.
SH: And they still think I'm out of SNSD. Like, I just said in tv that I'm still with you guys!!
JS: And I'm banned!!
YA: But seriously guys, have you seen my dad?
SH: Maybe with her dog at the park. Tried searching there?
YA: I went there everyday to see Soojung but she's not there and dad's not there.
JS: I thought Soojung hates you.
YA: WHAT?!
YR: Okay, Sica. Just cause you're not practically with us does not mean you can break the poor deer just like that.
JS: I said thought.
HY: Uh huh... I'll be out for a while to buy some coffee. If anyone survived, I'm treating to Soju.
SN: Mm hmm.
SY: I'm back from SK II. Did I miss anything?
SN: Were we that bad?
TF: Soo, how come you never told us about how you felt?
SH: You do know people love your comedic side, right?
YA: Dad's probably frustrated cause of that. Me too. I'm out.
YR: Nuh uh, kid. You're staying here.
SN: No offense Sica but that's partly your fault.
SY: I don't get much screen time guys.
SH: You sing better than Sica unnie now, you should feel proud about that.
JS: YAH SEO JUHYUN!!
YR: Seohyun, Jessica's here. We only use those cards when she's not here.
SH: She needs to know my thought.
SY: Now I feel better. Does that mean I can attract people like Taeyeon?
YA: Dad's like that cause she's a softie that needs to be hugged. Also, dad attracts girls, Soo unnie. Wait... where did Hyo unnie went?
SH: Somewhere for sure.
JS: Well, I'm still salty that people still ships Taeny when it's pretty obvious I stalk Taeyeon on a daily basis.
TF: That's why she dated Baekhyun.
YR: Please, that was an accident.
SN: But seriously, Soo... were we that ing bad?
SH: Unnie!!
SN: Whoops.
TF: She gave up when it comes to Taeyeon cursing.
SH: She won't listen and it's part of her fanservice.
JS: Well, I'm gonna wait for her to say you to me then.
YR: You're that desperate, huh?
SY: How bout I say it?
JS: You're not Taengoo.
SY: As whipped as always. Anyway, people just mistranslated that. I love you guys but I need my own recognition time.
SN: Wow... you do not know how many people want to be like you. And with you.
SH: And unnie, you're the only one who has a boyfriend here.
JS: I have one too and the name's Taeyeon!! Wait, that's my husband but still has the same function.
TF: And please, I have my Sunny to be my boyfie.
SN: Miyoung stop.
YR: Seriously Sunny, what do you have that I don't?
SN: I'm Prince's dad?
YR: ...
JS: Does that make me Zero's mom?
TF: Sorry to break it to you but Zero was taken from me.
JS: You don't get to have matching jersey number with her so blergh.
SH: How is Jessica unnie the second oldest again?
SY: You should wonder how Taeyeon doesn't age. At least Jessica aged properly.
JS: I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or an insult.
SY: A bit of both.
SN: And I'm still a .
TY: Nope, that title is still mine.
YA: Dad's home!!
HY: Must you ruin our lunch date?
YA: Dad promised that if I'm lonely, she'll be there for me.
JS: Why didn't you tell me about this?
YA: Cause mom, you broke my heart.
JS: Poor baby... I'm sorry.
HY: Baeyeon, I promise that I can take care of Yoong better than Sica here.
TY: Uh...
YA: You bribed dad with sweets, Hyo unnie.
SN: Wow, that desperate.
SY: Wait!! Hyo, you're gonna feel happy for this.
HY: Huh?
SY: Taeng, say your favourite phrase to Sica here.
JS: ??
TY: You are ing awesome??
JS: OH MY GOD!!
YR: And I thought Tiffany's loud.
JS: Taengoo!!
YA: Mom, I wanted to meet dad first so you need to line up.
JS: Seeing my babies grow is beautiful.
SN: ...
TF: Prince's healthy, don't worry.
SN: I didn't say anything.
YR: I'm gonna play with Hani then.
YA: Dad, have you been eating well?
TY: Pretty okay, why?
YA: Then why did you ate Zero's food?
TY: Uh...
JS: You didn't eat what I cooked for you?!
TY: It's not that...
HY: Taengsic expensive moment.
SY: Taeny's pretty much sunk and Soofany's alive.
TF: 2Ny.
SY: Well, I tried.
SH: Dog food has much more nutrition compared to what you cook for her, Sica unnie.
JS: It was healthy!!
YA: How bout I cook for you, dad? That shouldn't be much.
TY: Nah... it's okay. I should cook for you once in a while, Yoong.
JS: This is not the bonding time, I wanted.
TY: But Sica, you know what your food needs?
JS: What?
TY: Less salt from you fans. It just wounds me.
JS: TAENGOO!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE
Jessica's best dish is probably Kimchi Fried Rice. And Zero had diarrhea cause of that. Pretty much why Taeng just ate the dog food.
And I feel guilty to not add more Yul
YR: People love me.
SN: Not Tiffany for sure.
YR: SHUT UP!!
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