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wjh @whyjunhui

(translated from chinese by bing) sweltering, please sitting on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xmh @xuakingmyhead

@whyjunhui is it your neighbour again

wjh @whyjunhui

@xuakingmyhead N O

 

wjh @whyjunhui

(translated from chinese by bing) sweltering, please sitting on my face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xmh @xuakingmyhead

@whyjunhui smh you know i can read trad chinese right

wjh @whyjunhui

@xuakingmyhead  off


not growing out my hair @1004cheonsa

@whyjunhui @xuakingmyhead honey,.. did you give joshua orange lilies

wjh @whyjunhui

@1004cheonsa @xuakingmyhead wait  

wjh @whyjunhui

@1004cheonsa @xuakingmyhead u know my neighbour???


to: yoonjeonghan95

from: me

subject: -

hannie you know joshua??

 

regards,

wen junhui

senior editor of pledis daily

 

to: me

from: yoonjeonghan95

subject: re: -

yes ;)

 

to: me

from: yoonjeonghan95

subject: re:-

also, i know you’re trying to get in his good books but can we please text like proper civilised 21 century beings? joshua’s the only living organism who has a symbiotic relationship with his windows 95 computer.


joshua hong – feeling confused!

1 min ago

someone left me a bundle of flowers, um, thank you?

[orange-lilies.jpg]

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yoon jeonghan someone’s got an admirer!!! :D  

jeon wonwoo “the orange lily symbolises burning hatred. despite its bright colour, it does not stand for happiness and joy.”

joshua hong @jeon wonwoo oh no.


not growing out my hair @1004cheonsa

google exists so that people can choose to remain ignorant

not growing out my hair @1004cheonsa

@wonuone

not growing out my hair @1004cheona

@wonuone and facebook exists so that joshua hong can be free of our crap while updating us on his life


to: jeonghan

does joshua read the news

to: jeonghan

specifically any columns?

from: jeonghan

jun i know you r my baby

from: jeonghan

and i don’t necessarily condone abuse of power

 

from: seungkwan

joshua always reads his papers in the most systematic order: front to back, prioritising cover stories > captions > images > advertisements, and home news > world news > lifestyle. sometimes he skips straight to horoscope, however

from: seungkwan

jeonghan is next to me and making me do his dirty work

to: seungkwan

thank you!!

to: seungkwan

mr agony’s column is due tonight by the way


to: me

from: booseungkwan.pledisdaily

subject: relationship column 171213

dear editor,

here’s my piece for this coming sunday’s column.

 

you’re welcome,

boo seungkwan

 

attachment: <171213.column.doc>


171213.column.doc preview:

joshua always reads his papers in the most systematic order: front to back, prioritising cover stories > captions > images > advertisements, and home news > world news > lifestyle. sometimes he skips straight to horoscope, however

also, ‘“the orange lily symbolises burning hatred. despite its bright colour, it does not stand for happiness and joy.”’ - jeon wonwoo (2017)


to: booseungkwan.pledisdaily

from: me

subject: re: relationship column 171213

i’m getting seungcheol to dock your pay

 

regards,

wen junhui

senior editor of pledis daily

 

to: me

from: booseungkwan.pledisdaily

subject: re: re: relationship column 171213

you wouldn’t

 

to: booseungkwan.pledisdaily

from: me

subject: re: re: re: relationship column 171213

try me

 

regards,

wen junhui

senior editor of pledis daily


lifestyle > career > employment and wages

scoups1995: how do you justify docking half a department’s pay? no retrenchment or recession going on, just dealing with a bunch of morally inept idiots.

best answer (voter’s choice): have you tried using less salt? i personally find the original recipe quite disastrous, but by replacing salt with baking soda and increasing the flour to milk ratio really helps with poofing the pancake!

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me_loveshu
#1
Chapter 2: I like how desperate junhui is hahhaa
KuonFrei
#2
Chapter 3: Ahahahahhaha, it must've been hectic lol!!!

ACCEPT!
me_loveshu
#3
Chapter 1: "Burning hatred" lol lol lol XD