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"How's it going guys! Its sluuuuuuuggy here and it's time for our weekly livestream of answer me sluggy!" Seulgi says as she does her signature 'shoulder dislocation' dance move that she does whenever she starts another livestream for this series. "Hey, even though I say it's a weekly livestream, the last time I livestreamed was about two months ago? But you're going to forgive me right?" She whispered in an apologetic tone even though she didn't look very much so. Seulgi already had her phone in hand, ready to start answering questions before she suddenly brightened up. "RIGHT! GUYS, THIS IS OUR 100TH LIVESTREAM FOR #ANSWERMESLUGGY, I can't believe I've made a hundred videos of these bull, my god," Rolling her eyes with a smile tugging at her lips  "But this is probably one of the reasons why I have 6 million subscribers now, so thank you all. And I will also be making a very important announcement at the end of this livestream, so please watch until then, ok?" She said in a teasing way. Seulgi was sitting in her dorm room, on her bed, looking every bit of being comfortable. "I'll first be answering questions off twitter, then I'll move on to live comments." She turned her phone around to show her viewers, already in the twitter app before turning it back to herself.

[@Riceballls You're one of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, mind telling us where you buy your clothes?"]

"Woah are you going to stalk me if I tell you where I buy them?" She said playfully before a grin breaks the serious facade she was trying to keep, "To be honest, I really like clothes from Valentino, it's comfortable as hell, oh and you're really pretty too." Her eyes widen in surprise when there was a sudden increase in live comments, " 'As expected from our precious 'blue blood', you are as rich as ever huh ;)', " She read, "WOOOOOAH GUYS CHILL. I'm not THAT rich and it's not like I'm the one paying for the clothes and I have a ton of clothes that aren't branded you know." She huffed, lightheartedly glaring at the camera before letting out a grin, ignoring the comments that have once again gone wild with assumptions after her confession about how it wasn't her paying. 

[@watERleMON do you have a job and if so, what is it?]

"Well, yes I do. My legal occupation is called sarcastic ." She said without missing a beat with a deadpan face.

[@babysbuttsmooth If you could sum up your channel in one book, what would it be?]

"Fifty shades of gay. Yea, gay. Have you seen how Yeri and Joy are around each other? JESUS ! I FELT LIKE I WAS IN A THIRD-RATE MOVIE, and it's not just them, theres also Taehyung and Jungkook, whom some of you may know as people who runs 'vkook', we study in the same school and all of us are pretty tight." Looking at the comments going wild, she had confusion plastered on her face before realisation set in. "Ahhhh, to be honest, I disappeared for these two months because I changed school, I'm in Parallel university now. I had to move stuff and also get used to school here, sorry for not telling you guys." She giggled, looking at the comments spamming a few other youtubers who were known to be studying there.

"Now, lets move on to the live questions!" She chose to ignore those comments. After a few taps on her phone, she showed the screen in the youtube live comments sections before scrolling to find a question.

[@GordonRamsaysErectedLeft How did you become friends with Yeri and Joy?]

She burst into laughter before she could even finish reading the comment. "Its weirder than Taehyung befriending Sungjae in the toilet," She managed after finally suppressing her giggles. "Ok, story time es. So, I was a newbie, and on the first day I came, I was lost, just waiting for someone to claim me from 'lost and found'. So I walked around trying to find physics lab number eight. I thought I had found it, but when I opened the door, the first thing I saw was two girls at two ends of the table, each with two plates , one full of  ing fried chicken and the other full of clean bones. The two girls had their cheeks stuffed and looked like a more disgusting version of hamsters. There were ten people, surrounding the two girls cheering for them. After I opened the door, all twelve pairs of eyes just turned towards me. All. Of. Them. I had this really awkward eye contact thing going on with them for like fourty seconds, there was just silence. These two girls, THEY STARED STRAIGHT INTO MY ING SOUL, UNBLINKING EVEN WITH ALL THAT CHICKEN IN THEIR MOUTH. I THOUGHT I WAS STARING AT SATAN HIMSELF WHEN I LOOKED AT THOSE TWO, I'm not even joking when I say that they were eye me, but in a way more murderous way. I mean, I wasn't that far off with the satan part was I, it takes a very special kind of idiot to pull off what the two of them did. So me, being the genius I am, I said the only thing I could think of at that moment. 'I'm on that middle schoolers side.'. You guessed it. The two who were going at it with fried chicken were Joy and Yeri, and I called Yeri a middle schooler. Right after I said that though, Joy started her own fireworks show, but instead of gunpowder, she used fried chicken, it was a sight to behold." Seulgi said, guffawing. "Yeri's stare turned cold soooooo fast I thought she was Elsa, except Elsa would probably be prettier, and the rest who were watching tried to suppress their laughs, but just ended up sputtering like an old water faucet. I got asked to join their squad afterwards, so it wasn't too bad. They are all pretty famous and now that I think about it, I wonder why I couldn't recognise when I first saw them. There was Jennie, Jisoo, Lisa, Chaeyoung, Jungkook, Taehyung, Yoongi, Jimin, Wendy, Irene, Joy and Wendy. You might be able to recognise their names. I found out that they hold these chicken championships, where they find out who's the best in eating which type of chicken dish, and the one i interrupted was actually the finals for fried chicken. We still hold it to this day, and Joy IS UNBEATABLE. Like, we hold these competition once every month, to see if there would be any new victors. LIKE DAYUM GUYS I WONDER HOW THEY STAYED SO FIT. Irene unnie and I sit out though, she can't eat chicken and I can't stomach that much, so I don't even try." Finishing the story with teary eyes and an aching abdomen from holding i

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