I - Croissants
Daehyun StoryventureWhat better way to start a storyventure than with a birthday wish? Not a drabble this time, but more of a poem (that doesn't have rhymes because who needs those ;P)
I hope you have an enjoyable day, Xan!
Happy Birthday, dear Xan
the croissant of our lives
so crispy and crunchy
yet so warm and soft inside.
You like hammers and big snakes
and that’s okay because
[insert pic of Dae during YW&F promotions]
at some point we all do.
You seem to like butts as well
and there is no shame in that
as butts are love
butts are life.
But have you looked at Daehyun’s thighs?
(Of course you have, he’s your bias…)
Such thick and strong goodies,
carrying him through all the dance moves
that of course no one does better than Moon Jongup
but Daehyun is still okay
- where was I going with this?
His thick and strong thighs
like the voluptuous ham
of a pig you’d like to eat.
Just like you would give just as much money
to taste that big meat.
Don’t let yourself be too distracted
by what dangles in between.
Though it is understandable
to shift your focus to that
but thighs can bring a woman almost as much joy.
So for your birthday I do not wish you
cakes and pie,
but Daehyun’s thighs,
the croissants of your life,
so crispy and crunchy
yet so warm and soft inside,
for you to touch and worship
and today for you only.
Xan, Happy Birthdae!
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