ADVENTURE TIME
In the land of Swaggy Baggy (DISCONTINUED)
Warning: Will probably contain curse words and Xiyeon being unlucky
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In all started in the land of Oo—Swaggy Baggy (In Xiyeon's voice)
“COME BACK HERE” Came a shout from a soon-to-be hero named Yehana, she swung her rusty, golden sword as she chased after a giant snail the villagers said that took all of their roofs “Goddamnit Yehana! Slow down!” Xiyeon the magical dog said, but wait. Is that even a dog? ANYWAYS
After Yehana slayed the gigantic snail with Xiyeon in the back mumbling curse words, she came to the candy kingdom to meet with Princess Bubblegum who has yet another mission for her “Oh! Yehana, there you are.” Princess Bubblegum ushered the young hero to come closer “It's more of like a favor, you know the Eyebrow Kingdom right?” Yehana nodded “Give this to Princess Kyla, one of her eyebrow mates needed this cause the Ice Queen attacked their kingdom again for no reason.” The Princess rolled her eyes while quoting ‘Ice Queen’ on the air “Peppermint butler will give you the Giant Lollies i promised when you come back" And Princess turned her back to them resuming her work
“So much for being single, i pity Ice Queen” Xiyeon snickered as they exited the Princess’ Laboratory “I know right!” Yehana replied while laughing “Hey Xiyeon. Do you remember where is the Eyebrow kingdom?” Xiyeon shrugged “It's been months since we went there, we can ask Princess Yuha” And Yuha the Princess of Zumba Kingdom appeared here and there as they entered the kingdom gates “Missed me?” Yuha said while smiling smugly “You wish, we were just gonna ask where is the way to Eyebrow kingdom”
Princess Yuha frowned before facing them “First you go pass my Kingdom, then pass the Stone kingdom, after the Stone Kingdom the Ostrich Kingdom will be the last obsticle along with the Tall bushy eyebrow trees blocking the way, goodluck with that sword of yours, kid. Those trees are hard to cut.”
The two did follow Yuha's instruction, and it went very well..
What i meant of very well is with Xiyeon being chased with a mob of stones in the Stone Kingdom because she laughed at Princess Nayoung's attempt at aegyo, second is she got chased again by a horde of ostriches for accidentally flirting with Princess Jieqiong because she thought the princess was a mere villager, and the last is Xiyeon getting tangled in one of the trees.
It went very well for Xiyeon indeed. “Ddiddi! Are you fine?!” Yehana shouted from down below “vERY FINE YOU LITTLE -- ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?” Yehana shrugged “Alright if you say so.” Yehana then walked off to do her mission “Hey! Hey i'm joking! Get me off here Yehana! YEHANA.”
After a few minutes, Yehana came back shouting “NOW WHAT THE IS YOUR PROBLEM?” Yehana slashed down the branch Xiyeon is stuck in resulting in Xiyeon to fall face first “PRINCESS SUNGYEON IS IN TROUBLE, HURRY UP” Yehana shouted again while dragging Xiyeon's limp body.
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