--everyone pities the amputee of ireland--

it's a mystery as to where that arm went. rumors say that she lost it at countdown in the vietnam war along with 6 witnesses and others believe that its genetic. but its untrue, everyone knows that her sole genetic is italy.

there is no mystery to lunchlady abuela 's talents, she iinherited it from the womb. she throws dough (And hands!) effortlessly despite hte fact that shes broken.......

damaged................

but this one gnome makes her condition look so much more appealing. bc theyre vboth crippled.

abuela lost her left hand god knows where and chip... has growth deficiency:(

chip's oparents made it the school's obligation to feed their daughter pizza and only pizza bc only the grace of italy could save this goddam ant.

obviously the school could not handle this sitatuon due to the menacing devil thot so called michelle obama so it was up to sole intern lunchlady abuela to feed this goddam midget b4 it shriveled out of e x i s t en c e.