I wrote this on another website, but now that story is gone along with some other stories.

Donald Trump is in the kitchen eating pancakes.

Suddenly Namjoon comes in.

"Oh hi Namjoon, sit down." Donald says.

"Don't call me Namjoon anymore, I'm Rap Monster now" Namjoon says angrily.

"Okay then, Rap Monster. Sit down and get some pancakes."

Namjoon goes over to the fridge and looks inside.

"There is no jams." he says.

"What?"

"I'm saying there is no jams in the fridge."

"Oh, I forgot to buy jams at the store."

"I'm breaking up with you, Donald hyung."

"What? No, don't break up with me, oppa. I sarang you so much." Donald cries.

"If you really liked me, you would have a lot of jams in the fridge."

"No, kajima oppa."

"I'm going to Jimin's house, he has a lot of jams and he also has a booty."

Namjoon goes out of the kitchen.

"No, Namjoon oppa, I sarang you so much I could die."

Next time I'm gonna write V x goose