title: nipped (edited)
pairing: junhoe/bobby [junbob]
warnings: inappropriate language - curse words, mostly
original prompt
a/n: i just couldnt resist junbob. yall be prepared for the 239893 fics im gonna write on them.

forty-six.

it's been forty-six seconds since junhwe had all in all screamed at bobby to shut up. he didn't mean it, not to such a mean extent, and junhwe might or might not have felt kind of bad for screaming at him. but in his defence they hadn't been able to sleep in so long, and junhwe is a growing teenager who needs his sleep obviously.. but at the point of time bobby just won't shut up and he keeps asking these weird questions and junhwe wonders if the older feels tired from all the practices because he himself sure as hell did but he didn't actually intend to be rude he was just so tired from everything and bobby wasn't helping at all and junhwe's annoyance level has skyrocketed AND HE JUST WANTS TO SLEEP LIKE A NORMAL PERSON and --- 

"but junhwe-"


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junhwe didn't ask for this. during the room allocation activity he went to the small room for a reason and for sure as hell didn't ask for bobby and hanbin to move him to the large room together with them. they did so because he was amazing and nobody could resist him, but in all honesty junhwe thinks that he didn't appear in kpopstar with his awful excuse of a haircut to end up in the same room as bobby, sleep deprived and annoyed. he has never wanted hanbin to come home so quickly because only he could tame bobby but that would mean junhwe would have to start practicing the moment hanbin reaches the house and junhwe doesn't know what he wants right now more than sleep but bobby decides that he wanted to know what s are made of and for s sake-

"hyung, really, let me sleep," junhwe sighs (very deeply), "im tired and hanbin hyung will be here in three hours to wake us up. i plan to make full use of the three hours while unconscious."

"nO WAIT - but seriously junhwe ya, if s are made of skin cells than why are they different in color and texture from the rest of our skin? it's 2015 and we still dont know why? have you ever wondered about it before? "


no, junhwe internally screams and cries and bangs his head on the wall.
but he doesn't, because it will prompt more questions from the elder and junhwe is so done with his . so he remains quiet until he hears bobby's sigh, in which he assumed that the other understood the message.



one hundred and twenty eight seconds since they both made any noise.
yes, junhwe thinks, he'll finally be able to sleep. thank god bobby found the light and beauty of silence and sleep, and to be honest when junhwe wakes up later he'll give all the attention bobby wants because finally, godingfinally, bobby is shutting up and they actually have the peace and quiet junhwe deserves. he stretches, gathers all his pillows, and smiles. finally.


junhwe thinks that this is it. he can feel himself slowly succumbing into slumber, can feel the familiar pull of his consciousness. he's been waiting for this moment since he was born. he thinks about his regrets in life (read: his kpopstar experience because seriously what was he thinking with that dance boy group to be honest. but anyway. yes. sleep.) he is just so happy because after so many long hours of practices he finally gets a few hours of rest. his mind starts to drift, his breathing slows down, his muscles start to relax and he's at the edge of slumber until -

"junhwe, do you think pigeons have feelings?"




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