A/N:

I tried to crack, but it cannot. :P very short.

P.S. I love those Nerf gun wars. Still waiting for that nerf gun nuke. Not proof read... And will never proof read. O.o

Regards,

Lazy Nerd

Nerf Gun Attack

‘In which, Tiffany would like to know the person who kept on attacking her by Nerf Guns.’

Tiffany was having a vacation for a week after her long period of work. She was skinny dipping on the beach and enjoying the relaxing moment until she felt something painful hits her skin.

“Ouch!” she yelped and when she looked at the painful area, she saw some floating Nerf darts on the shore.

She heard some giggles on a distant rock formation near where she was and she was raging mad.

“Yah! You piece of , come out here and fight me!” she said with full of guts and annoyance on her voice.

She was replied by retreating footsteps.

Tiffany stood up immediately to confront the culprit and maybe drown the culprit on the ocean if she must but unfortunately, she saw nothing on the rock formation than the little foot prints on the sand.

‘So, my culprit has a small feet size… must be unattended children.’ She sighed deeply and went back to her hotel.

Clearly, it ruined her relaxing mood.

‘I need a drink.’ She said to herself

After she changed her clothes on her hotel, she went on a distant bar to get some shots.

While sitting on a bar, she can feel someone staring at her on a distant wall.

‘It’s too early for ghost… you got to calm the down woman!’ she thought to herself and shrugged the feeling aside.

She just broke up with her boyfriend recently, because apparently, her boyfriend confessed to her some horrific piece of news.

‘Tiffany, I have a boyfriend.’

That rang out on Tiffany’s mind over a month right now.

It’s been a year since she and her boyfriend started their relationship and she was wondering why her boyfriend hadn't touch her in a way most guys should’ve done by then.

She thought he was just being a gentle man but it turns out he was gay.

‘Die, mother er.’ She said as she gripped her glass of liquor very hard as she remembered those painful memories in her mind.

Then, suddenly…She felt something hit her head. She looked on the floor and saw the same Nerf darts she had seen on the beach. It was definitely from the distant wall she was looking at awhile ago.

‘Mother of god.’ She put her palms on her face and suddenly rage

“YOU PIECE OF ! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! YOU ANNOYING SKUNK! COME OUT AND I WILL KILL YOU!!!” she said out of anger, she was very pissed off in that culprit.

And then, she saw a retreating running figure that was wearing a red hooded jacket and holding a huge Nerf gun.

It was the culprit.

“Hey, come back here!” she tried