Due to the vicious nature of this writing challenge, once an entry reaches a word count of 2014, participant will receive an automatic 1337 karma points. Once an entry reaches a word count of 3006, participant will be allowed to request one personalized layout from the Fleet Admiral.


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Good day. You should have been redirected here from Layout Previews. If you landed randomly out of the blue, you are lost, landlubber... very lost. Head back to civilization.

What is the "nature" of this challenge? It is closed and bizarre. I have run out of ideas to entertain the wife (with Vampire Twins X). Therefore, I am seeking help from abled sailors.

See here. No one writes about my favorite Lee Junki. No one writes about the wife's favorite ship (because it is an imaginary ghost ship). Understandable. She is inspired by the weird. You cannot even begin to comprehend.

So, if you are interested in waddling through hellish waters or challenging yourself with something new or gaining 1337 karma points or gaining the power to order the Fleet Admiral around (personalized layout), then full speed ahead towards the details.

1. The entry must be your own story, your own ideas, written in English or Sykotica, and in your own words.

2. The entry must have three main characters: Kim Jaejoong, Lee Junki, and Wang Xinling.

3. Three of the seven tags for the entry must be: Jaejoong, Junki, Xinling.

4. The entry must incorporate these short character descriptions:

1. The entry may be a short story, a one-shot, or a drabble collection. It may even be a script.

2. There is no minimum or maximum length to participate. Though, keep in mind you will not receive compensation if required word count is not met for said compensation. You may combine entries to reach the word count but you may not split an entry to receive multiple compensations.

3. The compensations are:

► 1337 karma points for a word count of 2014+

► personalized layout from Fleet Admiral Sykotica made available to you alone for a word count of 3006+

4. An additional 1337 Karma points will be awarded to the wife's favorite entry sometime after her birthday in July.

5. You do not need to link to the challenge or mention it anywhere.

6. You do not need to spread the word about the challenge. Even with no one else participating, this challenge will still be in effect. I will manage to squeeze the last drop of idea before her birthday... as hateful, my old, non-trolling account.

7. If you do not wish to make the entry public, check unlisted and invite only. If you choose to do this, you must send read invites to:

► BleedLikeMe ► hateful ► Topumasum

8. If you have no clue where to begin but still want to figure out something and participate, you may use Vampire Twins as reference.

9. Do not submit entries on multiple accounts (if I figure it is you, I will bombard you with evil thoughts and have you thrown overboard).

   

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