Living, Breathing, Crying, Pooping!

And You Wonder Why I Don't Want To Marry You

“Ryeowook?”

 

 

“What?”

 

 

“It’s staring at me.”

 

 

“Why do you look so frightened?”

 

 

“Because it’s staring at me. It’s not even blinking!”

 

 

“You have to relax, Jongwoon.”

 

 

“It has really big eyes, Ryeowook.”

 

 

“Of course.”

 

 

“I’m not kidding. They’re as big as saucers.”

 

 

“You’re exaggerating.”

 

 

“, Ryeowook! It bit me!”

 

 

“, Jongwoon! Just stop being such a baby!”

 

 

“But it bit me! What if I die from rabies?!”

 

 

“You’re not going to die from rabies.”

 

 

“It bit me really hard…”

 

 

“You’re a grown man, Jongwoon.”

 

 

“I don’t want to do this anymore, Ryeowook! Why am I even here?”

 

 

“They asked me a favor, alright? And you’re helping me.”

 

 

“But…”

 

 

“What?”

 

 

“Nothing… You’re lucky I—!”

 

 

“Oh my god, are you okay?”

 

 

“This little poked my eye!”
 

 

“Let me see, come here.”

 

“Ryeowook I don’t want to do this anymore! This is torture! I was not made for this kind of task!”
 


“Jongwoon, hold still and let me take a—Jongwoon!”

 

 

“!”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“… I’m sorry…”

 

 

“Get out.”

 

 

“Ryeowook, I’m sorry!”

 

 

“I said get out, Jongwoon.”

 

 

“But Ryeowook!”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“… Fine… I’m sorry…”

 

 

“You’re lucky I caught him before he fell.”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“You weren’t even holding him properly!”

 

 

“Oh come on Ryeowook, it was an accident! It didn’t even fell!”

 

 

“Stop calling him it. Stop calling him little . He is a person, Jongwoon!”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“He is a living, breathing, crying, pooping baby. He’s barely one year old!”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“And for your information, babies don’t have rabies, you dumb .”

 

 

“...”

 

 

“Honestly, Jongwoon, if something happened to him, if he fell earlier, you would be in serious trouble.”

 

 

“I’m sorry…”

 

 

“I’m telling Sungmin and Saeun.”

 

 

“Please don’t… They’re not going to let me see him ever again!”

 

 

“You need to stay away from this child. You’re a walking disaster.”

 

 

“I’m sorry...”

 

 

“And you wonder why I don’t want to marry you.”

 

 

“Hey, that hurts.”

 

 

“God knows what you’ll do to our child.”

 

 

“You’re being mean…”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“Fine. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it.”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“Come here and I’ll give you a kiss.”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“Better?”

 

 

“Yeah…”

 

 

“Okay. Now go and practice holding that doll over there.”

 

 

“Will you still tell Sungmin?”

 

 

“I’ll think about it.”

 

 

“I love you.”

 

 

“Hnn…”

 

 

 

 

A/N: IF YOU'RE READING THIS THAT MEANS YOU FINISHED READING SOMETHING SO TY LIKE THIS LOL THANK YOU FOR READING COMMENTS ARE APPRECIATED <33333

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kiwicolada
1604 streak #1
Chapter 1: Oh my, they're so silly, but so cute at the same time ^^ I miss Yewook these days. Thank you for sharing this sweet little drabble ❤️
lolapatola #2
Chapter 1: It's so cuuuuuuute! Hooray for Yewook!
thesecretshoot
#3
Chapter 1: I loled so much when we found out what "it" was, so cuteeee!
okaybananas
#4
Chapter 1: Haha cute!!
sanfer #5
Chapter 1: yewook is amazing.
taylor_fox #6
Yesung is so cute!