This is crack piled on top of school!au.

I thought of this a while ago (from reading fics like this, this and this and also Ouran High School Host Club.) and it has been stuck in my head for MONTHS.

I finally got around to actually attempt to write crack comedy feat. Exo. *pray for me*

Unlike all of my other pointless and boring  stories, this will literally be nothing but randomness and shipping. There may or may not be drama or character development, it really depends if I'm up for it.

I DO NOT OWN ANY MEMBERS OF EXO BUT THE STORYLINE IS MINE; ANY SIMILARITIES TO EVENTS,PEOPLE,OR PLACES IS SIMPLY COINCIDENTAL

Also: BEWARE OF CURSING (if you read the intro to the members than yeah..basically what is going to be the language) and THEMES that may be offensive (like jokes and crap)

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

J-hope you like this monstrosity and um oh ah yeah.

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Welcome to the EXO Club (aka the Krazy Korean Klub), where we do absolutely nothing! Created by Suho and Kris when they were in junior high, this club is a laidback,fun replacement of the Student Council. All the paperwork gets filled out by the vice president, Suho, himself! This club has stopped accepting members very recently, as the oldest members are graduating this year, but there are many other clubs that are open!

Stop on by the KKK for some laughs, and a good time!

(Hangout only available on Fridays

See Suho for more details or if you want to schedule your spot!)

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Introduction To The Club

Name: Kim "Kai" Jongin

Grade: First Year/Freshman/Freshmeat

Hometown: Suncheon, Jeollanam-do, South Korea

Facts: Falls in love with any pretty face that has a nice body; was the star of his 4th grade play; took ballet when he was 5; wants to major in dance at the local university "SM University of Performing Arts"; loves animals; Taemin's bff; gets into stupid all the time with Sehun; stereotyped as a god but in reality is a huge dorky kid

Position: Member/Maknae #2

Quote: "Do you think we'll get expelled this time?"

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Name: Oh Sehun

Grade: First Year/Freshman

Hometown: Jungnang, Seoul, South Korea

Facts: Is a total to everyone except his beloved Luhan hyung; Jongin's other bff; Jongdae calls him Princess Hun when he's sassy (which is all the time); doesn't gaf about anything that doesn't include Luhan; seems to not care but he actually does when it comes to the club; gets doted on by Suho; fails at history,math, and english

Postition: Member/The Original Maknae

Quote: "Please shut the hell up, kay thanks."

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Name: Huang "Tao" Zitao

Grade: First Year/Freshman

Hometown: Qingdao, China

Facts: Looks vicious but is actually a crybaby; sassy af; beats people with his wushu stick; nickname is Panda because of his eyes; is part of the Chinese line in the KKK; has a "tiny" crush on Kris; speaks Korean-Chinese when excited; Suho babies him more than Sehun; steals cake from Kyungsoo all the time; Gucci endorser

Position: Member/Maknae #3

Quote: "If that's Prada you're wearing, we're gonna have some problems."

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Name: Do Kyungsoo

Grade: Second Year/Sophomore

Hometown: Goyang, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea

Facts: Cooks; childhood friends with Baekhyun, Chen, and Chanyeol; is the shortest in the KKK; was the president of his middle school baking club; sings while cooking; although he beats his friends up a ton he loves them like siblings; will go that extra step to save any of his friends; Baekhyun's bff; detests Taemin for an unknown reason; 

Position: Member/Mom#2/Chef

Quote: "What did I say about touching my sweets?!!"

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Name: Park Chanyeol

Grade: Second Year/Sophomore

Hometown: Seoul, South Korea

Facts: second tallest in the KKK; looks like a fairy but sounds like a bear; moodmaker of the group; hangs out with Kris alot; childhood friends with Baekhyun, Chen, Kyungsoo; cracks jokes/bad puns all the time; proclaimed self as Kai's fanboy

Position: Member/Moodmaker

Quote: "Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."

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Name: Kim "Chen" Jongdae

Grade: Second Year/Sophomore

Hometown: Siheung, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea

Facts: close with Kyungsoo, Baekhyun, Chanyeol; cracks bad jokes with Chanyeol; is a er for cute things; the mastermind of the Beagle Line's pranks; resident troll of the KKK; pranks everyone except Kyungsoo,Baekhyun, and Chanyeol; been in a relationship with Xiumin for a year; only Kyungsoo and Xiumin call him Jongdae

Position: Member/Moodmaker/Troll

Quote: "Let's put some hairdye in Duizhang's shampoo!"

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Name: Byun Baekhyun

Grade: Second Year/Sophomore

Hometown: Bucheon, Gyeonggi-do, South Korea

Facts: eyeliner queen; Kyungsoo's bff; likes to make Soo angry but really cares for him; diva; ends up eating most of Kyungsoo's leftover sweets; loves ice cream; hates bullies; will slap a if needed; Tao's beef bro

Position: Member/Moodmaker/Prankster

Quote: "Is my eyeliner smeared?"

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Name: Zhang "Lay" Yixing

Grade: Third Year/Junior

Hometown: Changsha,China

Facts: Part of the Chinese line; a total sweetie; donates to the animal shelters; rescues abandoned animals off the street; volunteers at the local orphanage; has a ton of animals at his house because he doesn't have the heart to give them away; would get arrested for breaking animals out of the pound; has guns and dimples; goes from adorable to y in two seconds; looks/is stoned all the time; smokes some good

Position: Member/Healing Unicorn/Mama of EXO-M

Quote: "I swear to high I'm not God."

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Name: Kim "Suho" Joonmyeon

Grade: Third Year/Junior

Hometown: Seoul, South Korea

Facts: Co-Leader of the KKK; depends on Kris a lot; no one listens to him (except Kris sometimes); kind smile; another sweetie; calls the members his kids; protective of maknae line; is the "mother" of the group along with Kyungsoo; started the club when he was in his last year of junior high for a special reason; childhood friends with Shinee; gets annoyed with Beagle Line a lot; has a huge soft spot for Tao/Kai/Sehun; had a bad breakup with old girlfriend and never dated again

Position: VICE-PRESIDENT/Mama of EXO/Founding Father

Quote: "Please try not to hurt yourselves this time."

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Name: Wu Yifan/Kris Wu/ Kevin Li/ Li Jiaheng

Grade: Third Year/Junior

Hometown: Guangzhou, China

Facts: Part of the China Line; Co-Leader of the KKK; has resting face; silently protects the other members; has an older brother prescence on the group; the 'father' of the club; Suho barely lets him touch paperwork unless it needs to be approved by both of the leaders; gets angry easily; Duizhang of the KKK; met Suho when he was in junior high; started the club for a special reason; has a stuffed alpaca named Ace that he refers to as his son; soft spot for Tao's aegyo and Tao/ everyone listens to him/ when he clears his throat just barely everyone shuts up and pays attention

Position: PRESIDENT/Duizhang/Founding Father of KKK

Quote: "Have fun and don't take candy from strangers!"

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Name: Lu Han

Grade: Fourth Year/Senior/Oldmeat

Hometown: Beijing,China

Facts: Sehun's beloved hyung; looks like Bambi; nicknamed Xiao Lu (little deer) because he is a deer; "innocent" (most erted one tbh); is in love with bubble tea; plays soccer with Xiumin; thinks Sehun's jealousy is cute; oblivious to love; part of China Line; one of the first members to be accepted into the club; speaks Korean the best; hasn't accepted that he's graduating at the end of the year; going to become an actor

Position: Member/Old Member/Deer

Quote: "Lighten up Sehun, I'm just going with Xiumin to practice."

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Name; Kim "Xiumin" Minseok

Grade: Fourth Year/Senior/Old man

Hometown: Hwado-eup, Namyangju, South Korea

Facts: Oldest member of the KKK; Luhan's close friend; developed a crush on Chen in his third year which turned into a relationship; laughs at Sehun's jealousy/possession towards Luhan; is madly in love with Chen; Only Chen, Kris, and Suho call him Minseok; refers to Chen as Jongdae; quiet and reserved (total opposite of Jongdae); tells Jongdae when his pranks are too much/he's too loud; slightly jealous of Suho and Chen's friendship;one of the first members to join; planning to ask Jongdae to marry him when they are both in college/when Jongdae graduates

Position: Member/Oldest hyung

Quote: "Jongdae, that's enough for today. Let's go home."

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