BACKGROUND INFO: This conversations is about my friend and I calling G-Dragon and then blaming Seungri for giving us G-Dragon's number. The way we got his number was by telling Seungri he wasn't actually a member. I'm very lazy so I did a really bad job at "fixing" up the actual conversation. Sorry about it!

 

ALSO, KK is my friend and JAS is myself.

Enjoy~

 

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SEUNGRI: “omg I DO KNOW KWON JIYONG. HES BASICALLY MY BEST FRIEND”

JAS: “noope. i dont believe it”

SEUNGRI: “BUT IM IN THE SAME GROUP AS HIM”

JAS: “proof??”

SEUNGRI: “IM SEUNGRI, THE VOCALS AND THE YOUNGEST”

KK: "umm excuse you, daesung and youngbae are vocals."

SEUNGRI: "I SING TOO DAMNIT."

JAS: “no im pretty sure there are only two vocals and two rappers”

JAS: “im kind of their biggest fan, so im pretty sure i would know this stuff”

KK: "plus everybody knows jiyongs best friends are youngbae and TOP, duh."

 

maybe seungri will get discovered by yg

if he keeps trying

 

KK: "someday they might notice you, just keep working at it."

 

we get him so angry he starts actually tearing up

congratulations you just made a grown man cry

hes shown us selfies they’ve taken together, videos they’ve taken together, actual behind the scene footage of them together, gifts he has given gd, secrets only he knows about gd, until finally he gives us gd’s number

we just walk away

with the number in hand

shouting

 

JAS AND KK: “i still dont think you know gd”

 

he falls to his knees defeated

gd comes up behind him and pats his shoulder

he leans down to look at this face

 

G-DRAGON: “im going to have to ask you to leave bc this area is for group members only”

SEUNGRI: "HYUNG NOT YOU TOO."

and that's how Seungri gets kicked out of big bang following a discreet joke between 3 people