Last Night Kyung

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Jiyong slapped the napkin, their precious lead, down on the bar and tried not to wobble in his four-inch heels, Jiho sidling up to the bar next to him. "We need to know everything you know about pickles," Jiho said gravely, "or we will get unpleasant."

[or; The One Where Seungri Causes Trouble, Daesung Is Going To Hell Because es, And Kyung Is Now A Pimp]

Foreword

    After an international pop convention in New Orleans, idol groups Block B and Bigbang decide to go out for a friendly drink and relax for the next 48 hours. Unfortunately, it doesn't go as planned...apparently. When most of them wake up in a seedy motel room with a random panda cub and a few members short, they must piece together the events of a night they don't remember in order to save their friends...and themselves...

    Inspired by an episode of Psych called Last Night Gus (you know the one I'm talking about), which I think was inspired by such films as Dude, Where's My Car? and The Hangover, which I have never seen, so this is probably much less based on that than it ought to be. This is 99.99999% absolute crack, just so you know, so please don't expect any serious character development or deep introspection.

    Unless it involves graffiti, there will be some introspection about that, but it's mostly whether that falls under What Would Jesus Do? or not.

    And yes, my sister and I DO have a totally-100%-absolutely-serious-not-at-all-joking theory that Block B actually owns and runs their own company and that their CEO - who no one seems to know much about - is actually a middle-aged barista they kidnapped from the coffee shop around the corner and hired to pretend to be their CEO and that the boys spend their time running around in suits telling themselves what to do.

    Or something.

    Enjoy!

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Nomnommonster #1
Chapter 3: Lol that was so random and aww so cute with the little panda