It's The JYP Host Club!

Description

School is hell when (1), you're a nerdy, not-so-special, poor and ugly earthling, (2) you're in a school full of handsome and pretty human beings while you're just a potato and/or (3) you just at being a person. Let us join Jung Nabi in her miserable  journey on JYP Academy as she, for some absurd and dumb reason, becomes the slave of the JYP Host Club.

Foreword

♦   The JYP Academy   ♦

The academy is a well-rounded institution built in the 80's by the government to provide quality education aswell as utmost comfort for wealthy children of the nation. It aims to provide the special students of the country with vital care for they will, someday, take care of the country. Complete with highly qualified facilities and best of the best faculty for each department, the JYP Academy is proud and confident that all money that a child and his/her family invests on the Academy will not go to waste and be worth it.

 

What am I saying.. the intro.

 

So.. Hey everyone.

Welcome to JYP Academy.

I'm pleased to hear that a human being went astray in this story and therefore, lucky you because you get to meet our boys.

What boys?

 

Oh don't be silly... It's the JYP Host Club!

 

 


 

 •  The JYP Host Club  • 

(Club room located on the 7th floor of the garden building, left wing, Room A)

 

 

Hello there, darling..

It looks like you are lost.

But don't worry.

Let's have a good time together while you're here.

 

God, I sound like a maniac pyscho..

 

Anyway..

 

have you had your heart broken by your of a boyfriend?

Did that arrogant jerk dump you?

Are you trying to move on from a heart-breaking relationship but you just can't?

Do you just want to have fun?

Or are you, perhaps, just extremely hungry and want a cup of tea and some pastry?

 

If you said yes to any of those questions, hi.

And welcome to our club. *winks*

 

The boys are ready to entertain you today and make you forget about all the worries and stress of life.

But first, let me introduce them to you shortly for you to have an idea on who to choose.

 

This is Im Jaebum.

A wise man with the knowledge and wisdom of a 67 year-old grandpa. But despite that, grandpa Jaebum is an in-demand guy for his kind nature and almost natural way of hosting. With his mature nature and undeniably y smile and, ahem, body, he can make your day better in no time. 

 

And here is our Mark Tuan.

A boy from America with a dark past. Don't be deceived by his pretty face, darling, he's a boy. If you want to learn skate boarding or you just need someone to show that dumb boyfriend of yours that he's a useless piece of crap, you can take pretty boy Mark with you and he might not talk much but he will surely make your boy come crawling back to you.

He knows martial arts, after all..

 

Oh, that fool over there is our Jackson Wang.

He's quite a skilled fencer in Hong Kong but for some dumb reasons, he's here to make your days brighter. He might be a little dumb (who am I kidding, he's a complete idiot) but he's sure to make you smile and fall for his antics. He's the best company you can have, no doubt. If you want sweet words to tell you how pretty and special you are even if that arrogant fool dumped you, call Jackson and he'll be there.

 

That guy over there is our Choi Youngjae.

Had a bad day with your guy? Feeling sad and unwanted? Don't worry because our musical boy Youngjae is an expert at making you feel so much better. With his lovely voice and any instrument, it's like an angel beside you, telling you everything's gonna be fine. With Youngjae and his songs, you might even forget you have a boyfriend and a delicious cake in front of you.

 

Oh, and we have our lovely maknaes, Kim Yugyeom and Bambam.

They always work in pair and you can't seperate them. Yugyeom and Bambam had been the best of friends since they were babies and knew each other so well. You'll have a good time with these cuties. But be careful..

They're double the trouble.

 

And lastly, Park Jinyoung.

 An arrogant piece of who only knows nagging and ingHe can be a very senseless person and you might get pissed off because he's really an in whatever he does and say. But sometimes (rare times), he can make sense and he'll surely make his SWAT team beat the crap out of your ex-boyfriend who made you cry. He may be a complete but once you're already close to him, he'll become completely different from the usual Park Jinyoung everyone knows.

 

But you? Who are you?

 

Me?

Oh.

 

I'm Kim Nabi.

Yeah. Nabi as in butterfly. I'm a scholar here due to my straight As, thanks to my awesome mom and dad who are really smart that gave me their intelligent genes  (I just wished they also gave me their pretty and handsome genes). And for some absurd and dumb reasons, I was forced to work as th JYP Host Club's chef/janitor/errand girl. In short, I became the host club's slave.

If you'll ask someone to describe me (except Kai and Kyungsoo, they're my  die hard fans), it would always be something like "nerdy", "poor" or "ugly".

You see, I'm nothing special.

But I can cook awesome food.

And I can also make Park Jinyoung shut up.

 


 

A/N :

 

I initially drafted the plot for this fic which is inspired by Ouran High School Host Club but then I don't know how the hell it happened but suddenly, all that plot was gone and I was too lazy to retype. But I'm here again because there's no school and summer is, once again, boring. ^_^

 

Pictures are not mine. Credits to the owners.

 


 

Ok. bye

 


 

 

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The Playlist

 

I Like You - GOT7

Butterfly - Jessica & Krystal

Butterfly - G-Dragon ft. Jin Jung

Beautiful - BEAST

Good Luck - BEAST

A - GOT7

One For Me - SHINee

 


 

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