A/N: This is the first draft. I forgot to save it to an external hard drive and then my computer crashed. I got my laptop back last night, and here is the original (which I think I like better)

“Jiyong! JIYONG!”

“What, what?”

“There's a spider.”

“Are you serious, hyung?”

“Of course I'm serious.”

“It's tiny!”

“Jiyong, I can't shower with it in here.”

“Just ignore it.”

“It's staring at me!”

“Oh my god, hyung.”

“You have to kill it.”

“You're taller- you can reach it better than I can.”

“Jiyong!”

“Oh, don't make that face. I'll just throw a shoe at it.”

“Where did it go? WHERE DID IT GO?”

“It's right here, Seunghyun. Jesus. Hand me a piece of toilet paper so I can kill it.”

“You're the best. Seriously, thank you.”

“Yes, I know. Now can you move so I can wash my hands?”

“... why don't you wash them in the shower with me?”

“Payment accepted.”