UPDATE

R.I.P IN PEPPERONI

 

 

tbh i lied hoya diddnt kil hiself  teh goverfcment wans u to bliv this so i jsut said it xD
 
srry if i maed u cri druing chap2 i crid too ;n;
but i prmis tihs ahs a hapi endighn uwu


MEAK US FREE GA SPASH こんにちは ANOTNIO WAS SIGNING IN FORN  T OF TEH MIROR WEHN BOKHED HOAY WOLKD IN ON HIM >_<
What the did you just ing say about me, you little ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ing words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? Think again, er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable off the face of the continent, you little . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ing dead, kiddo.
ANTONY SCREAMED AS HE TEHRW HIS MIKE AT HOWA. IT HIT HIS DOGN AND HE WAS S HOSPITALISZ ED 55 MINUTES AFTER THE MURDER TOOK PLACE

TEL IAN I SAID HI XD ANNOTNU SAID AS HE PULLED TEH WIRE THAT WAS CONECTED TO HOAY'S OT HELP HIS SHEART KEEP BREATING (SORY IF THIS IS MEDICALLY IMPOSIBLE I WAS KICKD OUT OF LAVV SKOOL)

TEH DED YAN WOH FOND OUT ONTONY TRYED 2 K1LL WOWN WOS SO ANGERY HE EATED A BOTTLE OF SODA POP ICE CREAM CAKE LIQUID DRINK SODA ADN SLAPPED HIS TABLE ARCROS TEH UNYWERS  (S9RY IM NOGT GDU W/ ROKT SIENS...OR INGLISH APPERENTLI)

PLES UPVOT 3 UPD8
 

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OMGOPPA #1
Chapter 3: Ahhh I waS HApp w8 fur udatRo Mmm???? I cri am GodNajMm??
OMGOPPA #2
Chapter 2: Omo aTHOr_nem
Ur chappie is bootyfur
Canno w8 fur nxt won
Captain_Supercilious
#3
niic e fic m8 ur a gr8 writor