⊱ • 방탄럽 • ⊰

They are huddled in front of the laptop screen, all eyes focused on the blinking of the cursor in the text box.

Namjoon is the first to escape his dazed state and remember how to function his mouth. “, what should our nickname be?”

“SugaKei sounds cool, right guys?”

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“Guys?”

There is no response to Yoongi’s suggestion, as everyone else is currently pondering what nickname they could possibly use.

“How about YeinIsTheBest?” Jungkook’s suggestion is energetic but only receives dull stares in return. Since he was tasked with controlling the laptop, he began to type it in anyways, choosing to take their silence as a non-rejection rather than a non-acceptance. At the speed of light, his hands are swatted away from the keyboard and multiple fingers are furiously tapping the backspace key.

“Don’t go deciding things on your own, you brat!” Jimin spares Jungkook an angry stare before turning his attention back to the screen.

“We can’t be selfish about this, you know. I mean, I get that you like Yein.” He gives a pointed look at Jungkook.

“You are head over heels for Sujeong,” turning his attention to Taehyung.

“You seem to have something for their leader,” Jimin looks at Seokjin now.

 “You, for some unfathomable reason, seem to think that the doll-looking member will give you the time of the day.” Jimin does not hide the skepticism in his eyes from Yoongi.

“You like that girl you keep calling you Juliette,” he says as his eyes turn towards Hoseok.

“And you just like girls in general, even though I see you eyeing that one named Jiae.” Jimin’s eyes are defiant as he stares straight into his leader’s own.

Taehyung scoffs at how smart Jimin is trying to act. “Oh yeah? Well then what about you, huh?”

“I happen to like the best Lovelyz member, Myungeun, and would name our fanclub account JiMyung. But I also happen to not be selfish, so we need to decide on a name that works for everybody!”

“Yo, what about SeoulNamaeJimyungYoonjiHojooTaejeongJungin?” Namjoon spits this mouthful of a name out as if it’s a rap but Hoseok is quick to slap him upside the back of his head.

“That’s too long, you idiot!”

Seokjin, who has been quietly contemplating this entire time, suddenly snaps his fingers. The unexpected noise shocks the other boys, who fall into silence at the oldest member’s enlightened face.

“We should just combine our group names!”

Almost comically, everybody else’s eyes widen and they all internally acknowledge that age does equal wisdom.

“LoveScouts!”

“BTSLovelyz!”

“Bulletprooflyz!”

“Scoutlyz!”

The suggestions pour in from left and right and Jungkook has a hard time keeping with what exactly they want him to enter into the field.

“Hey guys, what about this?” Instead of saying it, Jungkook directly types BulletproofLove into the Nickname field and looks at s for approval. Immediately, there are slaps of agreement on his back and, for once, everybody seems to be harmonious in their choice of name.

Grinning to the point that his mouth looked like it would split, Taehyung jumps up and down in a frenzy. “C’mon, hurry up and fill in the rest of the stuff so that we can level up our account and look at their pictures!”

As Jungkook carefully answers the questions, Yoongi becomes impatient and shoves the youngest member out of the way. Half-assing some responses, he quickly fills in the necessary information before reaching the bottom of the sign-up form.

“Alright, guys… This is it! The moment of truth!”

The boys all hold their breath as Yoongi hovers the cursor of the Submit button, as the rapper dramatically pauses for a few seconds. With all seven sets of eyes trained on the screen, he takes the last step and applies the necessary pressure to click the button.

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“, we took too long! Our session timed out!”

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Short chapter, but BTS is so fun to mess with (◡‿◡✿)… Btw, don't Google Translate the title because it'll probably tell you Bulletproof Europe LOL. 럽 is read as reop/love ;;

I have a (rather lengthy!) WIP of Jungkook x Yein, so that might be up next. I have a plot in mind for Suga x Kei too, but I’m not sure if it’ll flow easily once I actually try to write it out, haha. As always, thanks for reading & extra thanks if you subscribed! Until next time, everyone ~ ♡