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Kyuhyun: AND NOW TO CONTINUE MY EVIL MASTERMIND PLAN!!

Kyuhyun: -cue evil music-

Kibum has just signed in

Heechul: TROLOLOLOL FAIL!

Kibum: ...?

Kyuhyun: Oh hi there. Now round 1- Death by Words! >:D

Kibum: …? ^_^

Heechul: Puh-lease I could win that with my eyes closed and my hands tied behind my back!

Kyuhyun: Unfortunately the whole point is to use your mouth to talk so even if you did all that it would've been pointless. FAIL.

Kibum: XD XD XD

Heechul: YOU IDIOT!

Kyuhyun: BAHAHAHAHA -choke- HAHAHAHA- is that the best you've got?

Heechul: NINCOMPOOP

Kyuhyun: BLOCKHEAD

Kyuhyun: POOHEAD

Heechul: PEA BRAIN

Kyuhyun: FOUL-MOUTHED DIVA

Heechul: ERTED GAMER

Kyuhyun: HANGENG MANIPULATOR

Heechul: SUNGMIN CORRUPTOR

Heechul: FLIBBITY-FLOBBITY FLOO

Kyuhyun: BIBBITY-BOBBITY BOO

Heechul: PIBBITY-POBBITY POO

Kibum: -ROFL-

Hangeng has just signed online

Hangeng: What is it now… =.=

Kyuhyun: GOOSE

Heechul: CHICKEN

Kibum: O_O""""

Onew has just signed online

Onew: <33333 DID SOMEONE SAY CHICKEN?? :D :D :D

Kyuhyun: PIG

Onew: Oh I don't like pork… :(

Onew has just signed off again

Heechul: SAUSAGE

Kyuhyun: ONION

Hangeng: Umm ok? Am I supposed to be cooking all those tonight?

Kibum: -ROFL-

Hangeng: Oh you're here too Kibummie!! :D

Kibum: ^_________^

Kyuhyun: NITWIT

Heechul: DIMWIT

Kyuhyun: HALF-WIT

Heechul: QUARTER-WIT

Kyuhyun: EIGHTH-WIT

Hangeng: Revising fractions now are we?

Heechul: SIXTEENTH-WITH

Kyuhyun: THIRTYSECOND-WIT

Kibum: -LMAO-

Heechul: MONKEY FACE

Kyuhyun: RACCOON FACE

Heechul: FISH FACE

Kyuhyun: TURTLE FACE

Heechul: HORSE FACE

Eunhyuk has just rushed online

Kangin has just stormed online

Donghae has just swum online

Yesung has just strolled online

Siwon has just floated online

Eunhyuk: OI!! >.<"

Kangin: WATCH IT!! >:/

Yesung: My turtles don't approve >:\

Siwon: ...Do not stain the name of shisus with such words…

Kibum: XD XD XD

Kangin has now stomped offline

Yesung is now comforting his turtles offline

Siwon is now exercising offline

Donghae: ...SALMON! ^3^

Donghae: TUNA!!

Donghae: HERRING!!

Donghae: EEL!!

Donghae: CATFISH!!

Donghae: DOGFISH!!

Donghae: GOLDFISH!!

Eunhyuk: Now now Hae, let's not get overexcited.

Donghae: CARP!! And ok!! ^3^

EunHae is now offline

Kibum: -blub-

Kyuhyun: …DERP!

Heechul: … HERP!

Hangeng: Aiya!! Just a moment!

Hangeng: 23ytoi98nmcfxawhjkll;drasKETWGKq

Kyuhyun: TROLOLOL Finger spasms?! How lame.

Kibum: ???

Heechul: WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Hangeng: 0[98okuytjsxnml,aqs

Heechul: ANSWER ME!!

Hangeng: Ok done.

Heechul: NO ONE IGNORES THE GREAT KIM HEECHUL!

Kyuhyun: …everyone ignore him!!

Kibum: … … …

Heechul: YAH!

Hangeng: There was a bug on my keyboard but don't worry, I killed it.

Kyuhyun: With a few well-selected martial art poses I suppose XD

Hangeng: =.="

Heechul: @#$%^&?*(@#$%^!

Kibum: O_O

Heechul: You idiot of a Kim Kibum! You don't know what @#$%^&! means?!

Hangeng: Kibummie, usually @#$%^&! means someone is swearing.

Kibum: …? ...^_^!

Kyuhyun: Yah! You're supposed to be ignoring him remember?

Kibum: >.<"

Hangeng: Got to go now! BYEEE!!

Kibum: -nods- -waves-

Heechul: Has acting made you completely speechless Kibum?? TALK GODDAMMIT!!

Hangeng has signed offline

Siwon has re-floated online

Heechul: Oh no…not another preaching!!

Siwon: Do not damn the name of the Lord Jesus~~

Heechul: SHUT UP SHISUSDAMMIT!! HEECHULISM IS THE BEST AND I HAVE A COMPETITION TO WIN!!

Siwon: -scandalised-

Kyuhyun: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA- Blistering barnacle.

Siwon has just signed offline

Heechul: I shall elaborate on your insult! :D

Heechul: BILLIONS OF BLUE BLISTERING BARNACLES

Kyuhyun: BILLIONS OF BILIOUS BLUE BLISTERING BARNACLES

Heechul: BILLIONS OF BLUE BLISTERING, BOILED AND BARBEQUED BARNACLES! HA!

Kyuhyun: BILLIONS OF BLUE BLISTERING BELL-BOTTOMED BALDERDASH! HA!

Heechul: BALONEY

Kyuhyun: TWADDLE

Heechul: BALONEY

Kyuhyun: TRIPE

Kibum: …Now you guys are just getting positively childish =.=

Heechul: :O He talked!

Kyuhyun: The silent one actually spoke words! :O

The Rest of Super Junior has just signed online

Heechul: Oh God not again!!

Siwon has just signed online

Heechul: @#$%^&*(^%$#$%^!!

The Rest of Super Junior: Kibummie actually talked? :O

Kibum: =.="

Kyuhyun: You just made him revert back to his normal self…

The Rest of Super Junior: Please Chul hyung, the rest of us are trying to sleep here!!

Siwon: Do not use the Lord's name in such a disgraceful manner!!

The Rest of Super Junior: I agree with Wookie!! Can you not yell out what you're typing for once?!?!

The Rest of Super Junior: KIM HEECHUL WE HAVE AN EFFING SCHEDULE AT 7AM TOMORROW!! LET THE KIDS REST DARN IT!!

Heechul: Leeteuk, My name is not "DARN IT." To Siwon and whoever typed the other sentences- I. DON'T. GIVE. A. DAMN. >:D

Siwon is now offline to try and sleep

Kyuhyun: ^____^

The Rest of Super Junior: ...And even if you are going to shout out what you're typing, can it at least MAKE SENSE?!?!

The Rest of Super Junior: YEAH! I DON'T WANT TO BE HEARING SAUSAGES AND ONIONS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE N- Oh Wookie~~! Could you cook something for me? <333

The Rest of Super Junior: Oh boy… >_>

The Rest of Super Junior: LOOK WHAT YOUR "HEECHULISM" HAS DONE!! NOW THE MEMBERS ARE ANNOYING EACH OTHER AND I'LL HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER 2 HOURS TRYING TO GET THEM TO GO TO BED!! AKSDHFAKSDFHAKDFL!!

Heechul: …did I mention that the first rule of Heechulism is to annoy anyone and everyone else? :D

Kyuhyun: SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THIS HEECHULISM ALREADY!! That's the first rule of Kyuhyunism!

Heechul: …you made that up just then.

Kyuhyun: Likewise with your religion hyung. It doesn't exist on the internet >:D

The Rest of Super Junior: KYU!! T^T How could you forget that KyuMinism is the best?! -sniff-

Kyuhyun: O.o"""""" O-of course my Minnie <33

The Rest of Super Junior: YAH EUNHAEIST IS THE BEST!! <33

The Rest of Super Junior: -agreed-

The Rest of Super Junior: NO TURTLEISM IS THE BEST!!

The Rest of Super Junior: WAHH YESUNGIE YOU DO LOVE YOUR TURTLES MORE THAN ME!! -runs out the door-

The Rest of Super Junior: NO! WAIT! WOOKIEE!! LET ME EXPLAIN!!

Kyuhyun: TROLOLOLOL

Heechul: ROFLOLOLOL

The Rest of Super Junior has just signed offline

The Rest of Super Junior has just signed online

The Rest of Super Junior: WHAT IS THIS?!?! FOODISM IS THE BEST!!

Max Changmin has just signed in

Onew has just signed in

Kyuhyun: Here comes the DSBK & SHINee foodie invasion

Kibum: O_O""""

Max Changmin: Shindong hyung are we having another food sacrifice? :D

Onew: If it involves chicken… COUNT ME IN TOO!!

Yunho has just signed in

Key has just signed in

Yunho: MAKNAE! BACK TO BED NOW!

Key: LEE JINKI WHAT SORT OF AN EXAMPLE DO YOU SET FOR THE KIDS?!?! CHATTING AT THIS HOUR!!

Max Changmin: …Fine grandpa! >:D

Max Changmin has just signed offline

Yunho: @#$%! Someday I'll… - never mind.

The Rest of Super Junior: At least you two can actually get your members to sleep- I can't even get them anywhere near the bed! >.<"

Yunho: Ah well, I guess it can't be helped with 14 hyperactive children running around. Good Luck Teuk!

Yunho has just signed offline

Key: I wish you the best Teuk hyung! At least you actually act like a leader- unlike some chicken-loving tofu guy who's currently slobbering all over the keyboard. -glare-

Onew: -gulp-

Onew has just signed offline

Key has just signed offline

The Rest of Super Junior: …What a night. I'm just going to retire to my bedroom now and face the manager's wrath tomorrow.

The Rest of Super Junior has just signed offline

Heechul: -tears of laughter running down face-

Kyuhyun: Ahh I finally feel sleepy! I'm going to bed BYE!

Heechul: YAH! WHAT ABOUT THE COMPETITION! WHO WON?!

Kyuhyun: Oh that was just an attempt to wear myself out so I could sleep! ^.^

Heechul: ALSDJFALSDJFALSDJFLDJ@#$%^&*$#$%^&*%$ASLDJFALSJDF!@#$%^@!@#$1

Kyuhyun: XD Well so long... Hyung!

Kyuhyun has just signed offline

Heechul: MAKNAE! GET BACK HERE! I SWEAR I'LL SACRIFICE YOU FIRST ON THE HEECHULISM ALTAR!

Kibum: … … …

Kibum: -gets bored-

Kibum has just signed offline

Heechul:@#$%^&@#$%^&*(!! NO ONE DITCHES THE GREAT KIM HEECHUL!! NO ONE!! EVERYONE GET BACK ONLINE NOW!!

Heechul: I'm waiting!!

Heechul: Hurry up!

Heechul: Grr…!

Heechul: CHO KYUHYUN YOU @#$%! GET. BACK. ONLINE. NOW.

Heechul: …fine. Whatever. Be that way. See if I care.

Heechul has just signed huffily offline

Kyuhyun has just signed online smirking

Kyuhyun: I win. >:D

Kyuhyun: ER!!

Kyuhyun: I told you Kyuhyunism always comes out on top! >:D

Kyuhyun is now laughing his off offline

Sungmin has just signed online

Sungmin: Cho Kyuhyun too annoying? Call Kyu Control via Lee Sungmin! :3 Free bunnies plushies for all!

Sungmin is now offline to advertise

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I seem to have gotten distracted from the "Heechulism" theme while writing this... ^.^" 

And yes I stole a few of the "names" from... books and other stuff.

I don't know if anyone will actually get the "Blistering Barnacles" thing but oh well~~!

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