I Think I Ate Dog Sh*t...
Idol Next Door
Younghye’s POV
My eyes fluttered open as the blinding sunshine shone onto me.
Yesterday… was it a dream?
Or reality?
I’m so confused.
How could 5 perfect people suddenly become my neighbours…?
I sighed as I flipped over onto my sides as I peeped at the clock. Its 9.00 in the morning… What should I do…?
Arghh. I’m asking myself too many questions. I should stop…
Hmmph. I’m so bored now.
Should I go say hello to SHINee?
‘Hello~ Hello~’ The song started playing in my head.
Damn, I need to stop listening to that…
Anyways, it was all a dream… right?
I should go check. Kekeke.
Jonghyun’s POV
‘Ding dong… Ding dong…’
… Who the hell would come even when the sun isn’t even up…?
Oh wait. The sun is already up… ==”
Whatever. That’s not my point…
“Jjongie~ Go get the friggin door,” Onew nudged me, “Chicken here I come~” He drifted back to dreamland.
Go choke on a chicken bone, Onew.
I yawned like, 3 times as I dragged myself to the front.
Screw whoever woke me up from my beauty sleep!
Don’t get me wrong, idols as hot and pretty as me need it!
Well, I’m the hottest, right? ;D
Younghye’s POV
OMG. Someone’s coming! ><
My heart started pumping as the footsteps got louder and louder.
Suddenly, the door flung opened and revealed Jjong who was yawning and looked like he could pass out any second.
“What?” He scowled.
Why was he so rude? D:<
“U-uhm… I wanted to give you these muffins…” I gave a weak smile.
“Oh. Uh. Thanks?” He raised an eyebrow and took the muffins from my hands.
“I-“ He slammed the door in my face before I could finish my sentence.
You dinohead.
I’m the type who holds grudges for a reaaaally long time, so you better watch out for your precious dino .
Jonghyun’s POV
Hmmm. Muffins.
I stared at them for a few seconds as I was wondering if I should eat them.
Oh what the heck.
It wouldn’t hurt to try one… right?
I picked one up and took a bite.
I chewed on it for awhile and I suddenly spat it out.
OMG IT TASTES LIKE DOG SH*T. (no, I have never tried it before… ==”)
IS SHE TRYING TO KILL US?
WAIT. SHE HAS A DOG…
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. TT_TT
I quickly dashed to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of cold water.
GULG GULG GULG.
OH MY DINOSAUR.
I THINK THE WATER WENT THROUGH THE WRONG PIPE…
I started choking like mad and before I knew it, Key burst out of his bedroom.
“OHMYGOSHJJONGAREYOUOKAY?DOYOUNEEDMEDICINE?DOYOUNEEDTOGOTOTHEHOSPITAL?OMGOMGWHATDOIDOOOOOOOO?” Key suddenly went into umma mode. He started running around the room and waving and flinging his arms around, screaming his head off.
“Uhh… Key? I don’t think you need to over react THAT much. He’s only choking…” Minho mumbled.
“OVER REACT? YOU CALL THIS OVER REACTING? HE’S CHOKING. WHAT IF HE SUDDENLY RUNS OUT OF AIR, THEN DIES? DO YOU KNOW HOW UMMA WOULD FEEL IF I LOST MY DINOHEAD? AND THEN WHAT IF H-“
“Umma! Stop screaming. You’re gonna wake the neighbours up!” Taemin hissed.
“Am I forgotten or something?” I mumbled sarcastically as I sat on the floor, trying to get in some air.
“JJONG! YOU’RE OKAY!” Key ran over to me.
“Tsk. PMSing much?” Onew smirked as Minho started giggling.
“I HEARD THAT!” Key shrieked.
At the corner of my eye, I saw Taemin reaching for the muffins Younghye gave us.
“TAEMIN!” I leaped onto him and slapped that muffin right out of his hand.
“Wae? It’s only a muffin!” Taemin pouted.
NGAWWWWWWWWWWW ERTBCINWRTECMJXOEWKFR,XWEOF TAEMIN WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE. I WANNA SQUISH YOUR CHEEKS!
“I advise you to not eat it. Unless you want to eat a muffin that tastes like dog sh*t…” I smirked.
Taemin’s stared at me blankly and his eyes grew this big -> O_O…
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