( sorry if the layout and font colours are confusing, I confused myself.. )

 

What’s this?

Who are you? :P – Chennn

Do I need to tell you? And please, Chen, instead of doing useless, offensive things like this, you could practice your dancing or singing.

OH SNAPP FUNKY FUNKY CHEN HYUNG GETS DISSEDDD OHH FEEL THE BURNN!!! – Sehunnie

Shut up you dumb parrot. Go back to sqwaking at Luhan. And Suho, maybe you could practice- Chennn

Chen, what have you done.             

Chen, that’s impolite. Take that back.

Hahah hey guys. :D I’ve been reading this whole chat, it’s confusing as hell! XD – KaixTae

Ew why is your username KaixTae you freak! –LuLuDeer

You can’t talk roadkill. –KaixTae

Who are those people without usernames? Sounds like KrisHo. –ZhangYixing.

HAHAH KRISHO YOU USE OUR SHIP NAMES LAY XDD –KaixTae

… You can’t talk, Taemin fanboy…- BaekByunxC

Oh hi Baek! I’ve been waiting for you to say something here. :DDD- ChannieParkxBqasdkfghgfkld

Dafuq… What the hell happened when I left…-Chenn

Idk I think Baek and Chanyeol are having a dumb couple fight. Sehunnie

Boys, let’s all get offline and do some practice! I’ve bought you chicken.

CHICKEN IS NOT MY STYLE. – Sehunnie

LOLOLOLOLOLOL – Chenn

That’s it. No more mercy on you guys.

WELL LUCKY THING I’M IN EXO-K HYUNG, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! XD –Sehunnie

Oh really? What happened to we are one?

… - Sehunnie

WHO WROTE ‘BAEK THE NERD?!?!?!’ –BYUNINGBAEKHYUN

Whoa calm down you crazy hyung. XP – KaitheLONERRR

I DIDDDD :P – PARKINGCHANYE

OH MY GOD YOU STUPIF – BYUNGINGBAEKHYUN

What? Sehun, where are you? – FLUSHTHELUU

Hyung’s, what’s with your usernames…? Especially yours, Luhan… - PARROTYEHETINGTHEHUN

What’s with yours???- FLUSHTHELUU

THAT’S ENOUGH! Stop with the inappropriate usernames, right now! – SUHO-HO-HO-OWMYBACK

Ohhh, using caps lock on us. Hyung, do you want some asprin? – KRISPYLAYSXXX

Okay, who’s changing the usernames??? – KRIS<3LAY

WHOA KRISPY LAYS XDDD THAT’S THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF OURS XDDD *screenshotted* - PARKINGCHANYE

YOURS IS THE BEST, COZ IT REFLECTS YOUR PERSONALITY, JERK! – BYUNINGBAEKHYUN

Whoa, why is Baek raging again?- PARROTYEHETINGTHEHUN

STOP! THIS IS GETTING OUTTA CONTROL! I’M CONFUSED @-@ XD – PARKINGCHANYE

HAHAH YOU FAILL CHANYEOL, YOUR USERNAME DOSEN’T EVEN FIT LOL. -  KaitheLONERR

Look, none of us can really be in a position to diss each others usernames right now. – KRIS<3LAY

Hey wait… Where’s Chen?- FLUSHTHELUU

That better not be the one behind this…- KaitheLONERR

Whoa, guys, calm down, It’s not me. I swear on my dancing skills. I didn’t say anything because I didn’t want my username changed – CHENNY

CHENNY. WHY IS IT CHENNY – CHENNY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH – PARROTYEHETINGTHEHUN

This is not funny. - SUHO-HO-HO-OWMYBACK

Chanyeol, get off Baekhyun's phone, Baekhyun, chillax, Lay, stop doing that ridiculous 'I'm-clearly-high-let's-let-the-whole-world-know' face, Sehun, stop giggling like a half crazed man child, Kai, get a boyfriend who will actually somehow love every little annoying piece of you, and Xiumin, stop hacking everyones usernames. Now all off you, how about you do what every normal k-pop idol does and go practice. Or complain about your hair. Or eyeliner. Or foundation colour. I don't know. Anything but this. Please. For me. - Manager