I really have nothing to do for my free time, so I make this. 
Short, and maybe a bit weird kkk~
Enjoy ^^

Sehun:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Sehun: ummm kris and suho hyung? Lemme think about it.. Kris hyung is too lazy to practice for Suho hyung's liking. He is somewhat similiar to me, from our heights, our faces, mm our expressions.. I wonder why Suho hyung is not falling for me?
Suho: I'm not a pedo Sehun!
Sehun: yah yah go away hyung! It's a private interview! Umm what did I say again?
Q: Kris is similiar to you.
Sehun: Ah right! Kris hyung is sooo like me. Or maybe I'm like him? They call me their son tho, the fans too, so maybe that’s why, I don't know. But overall I think Kris and Suho hyung suit each other. Like my real mom and dad. Suho hyung likes to scold me, Kris hyung likes to spoil me, just like the other parents. And I think they love me that much.
Q: do you love them?
Sehun: yehet!
Q: how much?
Sehun: as much as I love my real parents.. wait.. umm no.. maybe less than that, but I love them to death.
Luhan: you love me more.
Sehun: hyung! You're eavesdropping too? Oh my God!
Luhan: but you love me more right?
Sehun: yes I love you more baby Lu /kiss Luhan/

Kai:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Kai: woah kris and suho hyung? Hmm they're great but maybe too sweet for my liking
Suho: as if you're not sweet with Kyungsoo
Kai: hyung! 
Suho: okay okay
Kai: see? Suho hyung always wants to know but I think that makes Kris hyung fall for him, his adorable expression is cute.
Suho: you think I'm adorable?
Kai: hyung! Go away!
Suho: /laugh hard/
Kai: he's crazy like that but I'm glad Kris hyung can handle him
Q: So you support them?
Kai: always

Tao:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Tao: Suho hyung is my eomma, and Kris ge is my beloved gege. So I think they’re perfect! Like really perfect!
Q: other than perfect?
Tao: ummm.. I’ll be mad if Kris ge leaves my eomma
Kris: you sure?
Tao: Ge! What are you doing here? Go to my eomma!
Kris: He’s bathing, you want me to join him?
Q: /cough/ so Tao-ssi?
Tao: Wait, let me talk to my gege. No, don’t join him. Just sit here and be a good guy.
Kris: okay.
Tao: so yes, I’m sure Kris Ge and Suho hyung will be last forever.
Kris: oh wow
Tao: shut up!

D.O:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
D.O: nng… Suho hyung needs to learn how to cook.
Q: How so?
D.O: Once he wanted to cook for Kris hyung, he burned the food, after hours of cooking. In the end he bought the dishes.
Suho: D.O Kyungsoo!
Kris: You bought that dish? My fav dish? You said you made it
Suho: I tried!
D.O: See? He’s just dumb at cooking. But look, Kris hyung will still love him even one day Suho hyung will poison him with his cooking.
Kris: /nods/ True
Suho: Aww my sweet giant! Let me kiss you
D.O: let’s go somewhere else
Suho: YAH!

Chanyeol:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Chanyeol: Their height difference is killing me. Kris hyung is just too tall and Suho hyung is so tiny like I want to pocket him and bring him home.
Kris: Don’t you dare
Chanyeol: Which part of ‘private interview’ you didn’t understand hyung?
Kris: Just don’t even think about Junmyeon
Chanyeol: He’s just too overprotective over Suho hyung, like a hen protecting her eggs.
Kris: What the-HEN?! Can’t you just say dragon? Hen is not my style you know.
Chanyeol: You and Suho hyung are not my style either

Chen:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Chen: Ummm.. They’re just my hyungs who are madly in love. 
Q: Just like that?
Chen: My stupid hyungs who are stupidly in love to each other in stupid ways.
Kris: Come here, Kim Jongdae
Chen: Okay I’ll be dead. Don’t forget to write, “EXO-Chen is killed by a stupid dragon”
Kris: Jongdae!
Chen: Wait a second! I’m making my own headline!
Kris: /drags Chen away/ Yes. Suho and I are madly in love to each other.

Baekhyun:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Baekhyun: Let’s see.. Umm.. I think they’re just being dumb together
Suho: Are you not being dumb too Baek?
Baekhyun: I didn’t! I’m in love!
Suho: And so do I
Baekhyun: I guess that’s it, I won’t say anything else or Suho hyung will forbid me to have a date
Suho: Believe me I will
Baekhyun: Kris hyung, please? Help?
Kris: let him date baby, they’re cute you know
Suho: /huff/ fine
Baekhyun: Okay then Suho hyung always nags Kris hyung, I’m surprised Kris hyung hasn’t left him yet
Suho: BYUN BAEKHYUN!

Lay:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Suho: Umm.. Can you not ask this one to Yixing?
Lay: /laugh/ why? I can answer that, Myeon
Kris: /eye-ing Lay and Suho/
Lay: oh please guys, stop looking at me like that
Q: ?????
Lay: I’m Suho’s ex. Like I was his partner before Kris. So if you ask me about them, I just want to say I’m happy for them
Q: So he dumped you for Kris?
Suho: Oh my God /faint/
Kris: /carry Suho away/
Lay: /laugh/ Not like that, I just know he didn’t love me that much at the first place, so I’m okay
Q: So no hard feeling?
Lay: Not at all, and besides, I have a girlfriend already. A fan of mine.

Luhan:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Luhan: Those two? Such pabos with their subtle touches. They think we didn’t know they like touching in front of the cam? For your information guys, we need to hold our bad mood watching you
Kris: You did that too with Sehun
Luhan: We’re not being subtle, we are REALLY touching each other on the stage, right in front of our fans. Not like you two
Kris: You’re just jealous
Luhan: Why should I?
Kris: Just because
Luhan: See? He is pabo right?

Xiumin:
Q: what do you think about Kris and Suho?
Xiumin: EXO’s mom and dad
Q: that’s it?
Xiumin: I’m sure the members talk a lot about them, so I just want to say, they’re sweeter than my buns
Kris: comparing us to buns, such a cutie
Xiumin: Don’t call me cutie, look at your back, Suho is ready to hit you
Kris: no baby I’m sorry, kidding~ /run away/
Xiumin: this is not private interview anymore, isn’t it?

Suho:
Q: what is Kris for you?
Suho: Oh? Different question? Umm.. Kris is my galaxy.. He talked about galaxy over and over again, and when I think about it, he’s my galaxy.. The place where I exist, holding me, without him, I don’t know how I can live. He’s my source of happiness. Talking about Kris for me is like talking about stars on the sky. He means a lot for me.
Q: what if Kris leaving you?
Suho: Can he? /laugh/ If he leaves me? Then he must be doing what he think is the best for us. And if he really leaves me? I don’t know, he’s my happiness afterall. Can we not talking about this? Because I believe Kris will never leave me, at least he will still love me even if he’s not with me.
Q: Sure. And what do you want to say to Kris?
Suho: I love you, my galaxy.

Kris:
Q: what is Suho for you?
Kris: What is Suho for me? Suho is my guardian, my angel. He makes me believe that I can do what I think it’s impossible for me to do it. He is practically my all. My life, my breath. I will do everything he asks me to do, everything.
Q: what if Suho leaves you?
Kris: Then it must be my fault, maybe I upset him too much until he can’t take it anymore. If he leaves me? Umm.. I will still be there loving him. 
Q: words for Suho?
Kris: I love you, my angel

tell me what you think? <3

-Mari-