Seulgi writes a reply to Jongin

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Dear Idiot,

First of all, why’d you write me a letter? I mean, I’m flattered and all but did you really need to have Joonmyun-oppa pass it to Juhyeon-unnie to pass to me? Did you not know that those two could NEVER keep a secret? (well now everyone in the Trainee Department knows ugh Jongin why couldn’t you have texted me instead)

Second of all, I was touched, to say the least, with your letter. Even if it was messy with all your crushed out words and ink marks everywhere (did you not know of a computer and a printer omg and why are there so many crushed out words)

Third, HOW DARE YOY CALL ME UGLY YOU THICK-LIPPED BIG-NOSED BROWN HUMAN. (but I love your lips so I guess my point’s moot?)

IGNORE THE BLACK LINE PLEASE.

Okay, that’s out of my system now. Time to get to the real content of this letter. (Don’t you get emotional on me you twit)

You know, I never really forgot about our thing on the roof. (How could you even assume that). And yes, I do think about it sometimes and I am very glad that you talked me out of walking away from it all. Because our debut was amazing.

You were right, about the exhilarating part of debuting. It was, as cliché as it sounds, magical. Which, considering our concept, can be applicable, right? Or should I just use jungle references? Like… it felt… um… it gave me… uh… feelings like a tiger?

Ugh.

I got nothing.

But right now, there’s a lot of hate towards us and I guess I understand why. They’re mostly coming from f(x) fans, accusing us that we were the reason why their promotions got cut short and it’s kind of also the reason why I’m not exactly happy with our debut? I mean, we were scheduled for sometime in September to November, not August.

Wasn’t it already explained though? Didn’t they know that Jinri (or Sulli if you prefer that) has done nothing but cry and be depressed because of all the rumors? Even Soojung’s depressed because of what’s happened to Jinri. Maybe me too. We were never THAT close but we were still friends. We hung out, you, me, Soojung, Taemin, and Jinri, before they debuted so I guess the memories are still there. Do you remember that time Soojung used her aegyo on the Super Junior manager to treat us with chicken? I remember Oppa feeling so flustered because Soojung wasn’t the kind of girl to use aegyo o