In the busy world of music industry in Korea...with all the groups that are debuting and coming out
stand 2 strong groups under one company that started...

A World Netizen War...

*inside the netizen world*
jessicaismytwin: throw ur anchovy in the sea! Hyohyeon is the only dance machine!!
sweetiepumpkin: i'll do it after I feed Jessica Jung to the gorillas.
soneisone: heechul is the big universe's super gay!
haemin_qp: let yuri join super junior, since she eats as much as shindong!
mimibutterfly: stay under the ground... ELFS!

No one else but SNSD and Super Junior, the best group of SM Entertainment, the groups that has been conquering
the charts everytime they release an album, the groups that heat up the stage without using fire, the groups that
has been conquering not only the whole Asia but the whole world and therefore, the groups that became the
reason for this big world war.

And with the all members being heated up by issues such as miscount of poll votes for gda, under the table
talk, 'entertaining' the 'higher gods' to get the award and attitude issues, even the members joined the
netizen war, which the fans wouldn't know... who would believe it anyway?

"What?!" Heechul shouted. "Heechul is the big universe's super gay?! tsch...this ." he said as he reads
the on going war in the internet world. He started typing...

heedictator: @soneisone yah! Heenim is sooo pretty you look like a dog when you stand beside him.
soneisone: @heedictator who wants a guy that looks like a girl?
heedictator: @soneisone look ! a guy that looks like a girl is better than a girl that looks like a dog.
soneisone: @heedictator: yah who do you think you are? crazy !
heedictator: @soneisone: im universal star kim heechul!
soneisone: @heedictator: crazy then Im eyesmiling angel tiffany!

"What?!" Heechul shouted again. "She actually didn't believe me?" he asked agitatedly.
Kyuhyun who is sitting beside him playing with his laptop replied calmly.

"Seriously, Heechul hyung...who would believe that you're actually joining the war?"

"Yah... Look at this." Donghae said as he showed his mobile phone, obviously part of the war. Kyuhyun looked
at the phone and read...

sweeteyedfanny: "Princekyu? Looks like a man of slavery to me."

Kyuhyun's blood boiled immediately that he escaped his game and joined the war.

GaemKyu: @sweeteyedfanny compare to you, Kyuhyun looks like a god!
sweeteyedfanny: @GaemKyu I don't think so... have you seen his pre debut pictures?
GaemKyu: @sweeteyedfanny then... have you looked into the mirror? I bet it scared you to death!

"Yah!" Eunhyuk came running obviously pissed off. "I want to kill somebody now!" he said as he showed his own
laptop.

hyoyeonno.1: Jewels?! You actually think Eunhyuk is a jewel? Somebody fix his monkey face and gigantic gums
first! Besides, his chocolate abs is carved by a doctor!!!!

Eunhyuk was breathing heavy obviously really angry. "this is dead."

allrisesilver: @hyohyeonno.1 shall I hit your head in Eunhyuk's tummy? then you will know its not carved by a
doctor. Why don't you fix your face too...go to a foot spa salon since you look like my feet!

And who else would be the most heated members? No one else but the 2 great leaders. However, they never join
the netizen war, they fight in front of each other. Just like after their Bonamana and Oh! performance in the
Gayo Daejun 2010, at the back stage when both group meet each other, the 2 leaders stand in front and preparing
for a great 'leader' battle.

"Yah... Kim Taeyeon, you should always curl your hair like that, you look a lot taller on stage." Leeteuk said mockingly.

Taeyeon smirked... "Do you actually think I will bite into that? Why don't you lend me your insoles, instead?"

"I use insoles, yes. But at least I don't get covered by my members when Im at the back." Leeteuk said.

Taeyeon was about to say something back when Boss Lee Soo Man walked in front of them, they both bowed along
with their band and started walking as their boss is still looking at them.

Taeyeon whispered... "This fight is not yet over."

Leeteuk looked back sharply... "just bring it on. Anytime." He did a salute sign and put his hand in his
pocket.

...and the internet battle continues.

*Netizen world*
dancemachineHY: Super Junior get lost!
shfly3424: SNSD failed to Yesung! >:)
sunshinesunny: Sungmin just join SNSD you look better here.
myblacksmile: Sunny just join Super Junior you look better here.
heedictator: I smell something stinky~
iceprincess_7718: must be your Eunhyuk's feet
heedictator: no its your breath...it stinks.
ryeong9: wookie's the only eternal magnae!
ohsoseohyun: you're the only one who thinks that
heedictator: sone are bunch of lesbos
rock_barbie: shindong is literally bouncing during gayo daejun
shinfriends: im bouncing and im hungry, do you want me to eat you alive?

And the war continues...

As all members and their fans continue their world netizen war, there is a rally of text messages going on in
another world...

Fr: myangel
Msg: Taengoo-ya! Look soooooooooooooo hot during gayo performance.~ <3<3<3

Fr: googoo
Msg: Oppa must stop smirking and showing off his shoulders... taengoo is getting jealous of your fangirls =s

Fr: myangel
Msg: hihi~ boss wants me to do...sorry for that. I want to see you soon. *kiss kiss*

Fr: googoo
Msg: *blush blush* i'll see you tomorrow *kiss kiss*

Fr: myangel
Msg: i'll see you later *pout cover face*

Fr: googoo
Msg: huh? where?

Fr: myangel
Msg: in my dreams *blush* goodnight my taengoo *kiss kiss*

Fr: googoo
Msg: oppa you're so cheeky! *blushing* i love you^^ *super kiss*

The next morning, the battle between 2 great leaders continue, along with their members as their back up.

"Eunhyuk oppa~ I never notice how big your gum is until I saw you smile while I was outside the lobby."
Hyohyeon said.

Eunhyuk smirked and his lips... "at least my gums is not as big as you thighs"

"Kim Taeyeon, your members are not so good in answering back... please teach them very well." Leeteuk said
obviously proud of s.

"I'll take note of that... but Leeteuk oppa, I think you should teach you members some gentlemanly manners...
that is if you have some." Taeyeon said smiling evilly as she looked straight in Leeteuk's eyes.

"I surely have that... my cute dongsaengs..." he said as he slightly look at s. "next time, use nicer
words to these bunch of girls, stop mentioning about their eyelid and cheekbones surgery...dont even mention
about their nosejobs and lipos... or even the thickness of BB cream they use in their face before going out on
public. Do not even mention about the stretch marks they are concealing in their upper thighs. Got that?"
the members were all smiling as they nodded their heads.

Taeyeon crossed her arms and smiled... "well if that's the case, girls, dont even mention how many times
Leeteuk oppa undergone nose surgery, and forget about Ryeowook's everyday foundation day, and dont ever ever
mention Yesung oppa's stupid mop blonde hair on top of his black hair, oh...and Kyuhyunnie's eyelid surgery..."

Kyuhyun who was behind suddenly answered... "Taeyeon noona, seriously, which one is a big deal... my eyelid
surgery or Jessica noona's face off?"

"Yah!" Jessica yelled. "Poison tongued~"

Lee Sooman saw his 2 groups fighting yet again and he's on the way to stop them, Leeteuk noticed him coming so
he gestured his boys to make a move. Before he started walking, he looked at Taeyeon sharply and the SNSD leader
did the same. Sharply as they could kill each other, Taeyeon make a short but y wink at Leeteuk as Leeteuk
smirked and showed his left dimple in a very discreet way.

At night, the world netizen war continues... as a rally of sms in another world secretly continues as well.

Fr: myangel
Msg: taengoo's y wink is forever daebak! *hearts*

Fr: googoo
Msg: oppa's smirk made me dizzy just now! *blush blush*

Fr: myangel
Msg: i miss you...wish this war would end soon, jungsoo wants to hold his taengoo~ *battling eyes*

Fr: googoo
Msg: uhm... i miss pinching oppa's cheek...and oppa patting taengoo on the head :'(

Fr: myangel
Msg: shall we meet tonight?

Fr: googoo
Msg: where?

Fr: my angel
Msg: in my dreams *wide smile* really want to be with taengoo now *pout*

Fr: googoo
Msg: unfair! I always come to your dreams... I'll see you in my dreams tonight ok?

Leeteuk smiled and was so engrossed in exchanging sms with Taeyeon that he didn't noticed that the rest of
suju members has been behind him for a while...

Fr: myangel
Msg: alright, I'll come to you tonight. I'll be on my way to my sweet taengoo's dream. Goodnight!!
I love you^^ *kiss kiss*

"Hyung..." Eunhyuk called right after Leeteuk press the send message which made the leader jumped into surprise.
"My sweet T-taengoo??? What? Kiss kiss?" Eunhyuk asked with great disbelief. Leeteuk just stared at the rest
of Super Junior members.

'Crap... I'm busted' Leeteuk thought to himself.

Meanwhile, Taeyeon is as engaged as her secret lover in exchanging sms that she didn't notice the rest of her
girls around her...

Fr: googoo
Msg: *blush* night night my angel jungsoo... don't be late ok? see you tonight! hihi~ I love you <3<3<3<3 *kiss kiss*

"Unnie..." Yoona called after Taeyeon press the send button which made their leader widen her eyes.

"my angel jungsoo? and what? kiss kiss?" Yoona asked with disbelief. Taeyeon just looked at the rest of SNSD
members...

'Damn, I'm busted.' Taeyeon thought to herself.

-------------------------THE END-----------------------