V. Sarcasm, Sass, and Quite the

#FAIL; an MBLAQ chatroom!au
[ seunghohohoho ] has loggged in.
 
- j o o n - has logged in.
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
take a look around us, changsun
 
just look
 
 
- j o o n -
 
um hyung, we're in a chatroom
 
what is there to look at???
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
/throws hand over your mouth
 
shhhhhh you're ruining it
 
 
- j o o n -
 
what is there to ruin????
 
we're just two students at the same school, talking only to ourselves in a chatroom?
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
mind you, you're one of them ._.
 
 
- j o o n -
 
really? thanks for letting me know, captain obvious e u e
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * * has logged in.
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
OOOOOOH! 
 
Is this a sarcasm-sass smackdown?? 
 
Can the troll join? ;D
 
 
- j o o n -
 
No
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
No
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
Boooooooooo Jooooooon~ You >:(
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O. has logged in.
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
Ooooh~ I love Mean Girls! :D
 
And what is this I hear about a sarcasm-sass smackdown? c;
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
e u e
 
 
- j o o n -
 
-.-
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
Wait, who's the sass and who's the sarcasm?
 
 
- j o o n -
 
^Your mom
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
That just proves to show who's who
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
#LEECHANGSUN
 
@literallybye
 
 
- j o o n -
 
.-.
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
/yawns before cupping hands over mouth and screaming
 
YOU !
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
You
 
 
- j o o n -
 
Your powers of observations are amazing, man
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
I thought we were all gay males??? o u o
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
i'm pan excuse you
 
 
- j o o n -
 
^like it makes a difference smd
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
^no thank you it's probably too small anyway :3
 
 
- j o o n -
 
yOU TAKE THAT BACK
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
OOOOOH 'S GOIN' DOWNN
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
brb getting snacks
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r
 
^GET ME POPCORN PLS
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
WHATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, HUH?
 
WHATCHU GONNA DO, LEETLE JOONIER????
 
 
- j o o n -
 
I AM ING TEN AND A HALF INCHES
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
^sounds like sarcasm to me
 
 
- j o o n -
 
^YOU BE QUIET BANG CHEOLYONG
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
DON'T TALK TO MY SON THAT WAY!!! >:((((
 
HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU!!!
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
YEAH! DON'T TALK TO HIS SON THAT WAY--
 
wait
 
son?????
 
 
- j o o n -
 
My my, Seungho, aren't you mature~
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
i am literally 300% done
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
#JUNGBYUNGHEE
 
wHERE's MY POPCORN DAMN
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
^In your mom.
 
 
- j o o n -
 
And you said that my 'yo mama' joke was bad????
 
COME ON BRUH
 
 
boomdoong; has logged in.
 
 
boomdoong;
 
WHERE'S G.O.?!?!!!!!?!??!!!!!! O W O
 
ES IMPORTANTÉ
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
^yOU'RE NOT G.O. DDDDDDD:
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
/throws popcorn at mir
 
HERE, YOU BRAT
 
I'M BACKKKKKKK
 
WHAT DID I MISSSSSSS
 
 
boomdoong;
 
cHECk yOUR PHONe !!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO STAB MYSELF WITH A FORK BYE 
 
#LEECHANGSUN
 
 
- j o o n -
 
^Do it! And you totally won't die. ><
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
ALL I GOT WAS A PICTURE OF MIR'S IN GREEN SKINNY JEANS TODAY????
 
 
boomdoong;
 
THAT WAS MY WALLPAPER WRONG THING
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
^ YOU AND YOUR SICK TENDENCIES MAN
 
 
boomdoong;
 
#noregrets ^^
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
oH
 
MIANHAE, JOON JOON
 
 
- j o o n -
 
...Did you just...
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
DON'T KILL ME !!! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!!! DDDDD:
 
 
boomdoong;
 
/gASpS
 
NO MY WALLPAPER ; - ;
 
 
- j o o n -
 
um how am i supposed to feel about this??
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
About what??? .-.
 
 
- j o o n -
 
^Your .
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
D: I LOVE MY !!!!!!
 
 
boomdoong; 
 
I DO TOO!!!!!!!! <3 ><
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
^No one asked
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * * 
 
#PARKSANGHYUN
 
EW GO AWAY BYE
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
I SWEAR IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO YOU :(
 
 
- j o o n -
 
No, no, it's... alright...
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
^Don't tell me you're saving that picture e u e
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
WHAT NO
 
MY !!!!!!!!!!! D:
 
 
boomdoong;
 
WHAT NO
 
MY WALLPAPER !!!!!!!!!!! D:
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
oh god these gummy bears taste like
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
^Did you need to share that with the world?????
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
hehe
 
cummy bears
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
Appa's ;)
 
 
boomdoong;
 
oH mY goDDDD XD
 
 
- j o o n -
 
Um, Mir, er, I don't know how to phrase this without 'offending' you, but...
 
Even though I haven't met you in real life (yet)...
 
You, er, have a nice visual (?)
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
^WTF #JUNGBYUNGHEE
 
AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU REALLY JUST COMPLIMENT HIS ON HERE MAN .-.
 
 
boomdoong;
 
HELL NAW I CLAIMED THAT CAKE A LONG TIME AGO JOON JOON >:(
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
WHAT THE HELL YOU TWO
 
DOONGIE, WE'RE NOT DATING OFF
 
AND JOONIE, UM, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT SO UH THANKS(?????????)
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
LITERALLY WHAT THE #JUNGBYUNGHEE
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
tHiS iS fUN
 
 
- j o o n -
 
What is???
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
EW THEY DO TASTE LIKE THAT
 
 
boomdoong;
 
hoemygod
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
JUNG BYUNGHEE I DEMAND YOU TO STOP IT
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
WHAT'S HE DOING???
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
thIs iS aTTeMpteD uAL aSSAUSLT sTop
 
 
- j o o n -
 
literally wtf
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
NEVERRRRRRR
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
JUNG BYUNGHEE, HOW THE HELL DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO OPEN MY WINDOW??
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
I ALWAYS HAVE PAPERCLIPS AND BOBBY PINS WITH ME :33
 
 
boomdoong;
 
^saaaaaaaame omg
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
WHY THE ARE YOU THROWING CUMMY BEARS AT ME FROM OUTSIDE MY WINDOW??
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
BC I WAS IN THE MOOD OKEI
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * *
 
what...
 
 
- j o o n -
 
the...
 
 
boomdoong;
 
hell????
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
gAIZ HELP ME
 
 
- j o o n -
 
Yeah...
 
 
boomdoong;
 
No...
 
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * * 
 
Lol bye
 
 
 - j o o n - has signed out.
 
* * * * b a n g ! m i r * * * * has signed out.
 
boomdoong; has signed out.
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
STOP THROWING THE CUMMY BEARS DAMMIT THEY'RE HARD
 
 
#GEE GEE G.O.
 
Like me~? ;)
 
 
[ seunghohohoho ]
 
...
 
ONE HIT MY EYE
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kakashilover #1
Chapter 7: Oh my gaaaaaaad
MY 87 FEELINGGGGGHHHHHH
>\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\<
It was sooooo cute and funny , I like it very much , I'm sorry I saw this late
Anticipating moooooooooore 87 couple
Nomnommonster #2
Chapter 7: lol joon logged in too late
Karenkitty1092 #3
Chapter 7: This chapter was too funny.Thanks for the update.
candyflossgirl
#4
This chatrppm is g8 .. Update soon .. I'll be waiting for it :))
kakashilover #5
Chapter 6: OMG !!!!!!!! THAT'S WAS

GMCGDNXBCNHGJCVHNGDNJVFHVYNGHJGNFHNGBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH ^_^ !!!!!!!!!MY 87 FEELING
WHAT THEY WILL DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEE
YamaTen_andromeda
#6
Chapter 5: "WATCHU GONNA DO ABOUT IT HUH?
WATCHU GONNA DO, LEETLE JOONIER??"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN XDDD TOTALLY BURN~~!!!
DragonTopsThePanda
#7
Chapter 5: I CANT BREATHE
Nomnommonster #8
Chapter 5: Keep updating please
Nomnommonster #9
Chapter 1: Really funny
badgrobie117
#10
Chapter 5: HAHAHA! OMG! Too funny! XD