Jiyeon: Yo ~ I'm at the supermarket right now.

Jiyeon: Text me what you guys want me to buy.

Hyomin: A new house.

Eunjung: A new T-ara member.

Jiyeon: Stop it.

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Soyeon: Damn it ! I almost got hit by a car !

Soyeon: The stupid bike brakes didn't work correctly !

Eunjung: OMG

Eunjung: Is the bike okay ?!

Soyeon: Go to hell.

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Boram: I'm gonna text a lyric.

Boram: So follow along.

Boram: Do you wanna build a snowman ?

Hyomin: Come on, let's go and play.

Jiyeon: I never see you anymore.

Soyeon: Come out the door.

Eunjung: It's like you've gone awaaaaaaaaaaaaay ~

Qri: Shut the hell up.

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Hyomin: Soyeon unnie ~ Can you give me a ride home, pleeeeeease ? I'm by Cafe Benne.

Hyomin: I kinda don't feel like walking home, it's really late and dark.

Soyeon: Sure, sure. I'll be there in a moment.

Eunjung: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD UP. HOLD THE HELL UP.

Soyeon: ???

Eunjung: How come you never ask ME to drive you home ??

Hyomin: You at driving.

Qri: Yeah, you really do.

Boram: How did you even get your license ?

Boram: I seriously wonder.

Jiyeon: Did you steal someone's drivers license and photoshop your face onto their picture ?

Eunjung: Cruel. All of you.

Soyeon: Love you too, Eunjung.

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Boram: OMGOMGOMG GUYS !

Boram: GUYS ! HELPMESERIOUSLY ! ! !

Soyeon: What ?? What happened ???

Boram: JUST GET IN MY DORM, RIGHT NOW ASDFGHJKL; !

Hyomin: What's wrong ???

Boram: GETINHERERIGHTNOW !

Jiyeon: Woah, unnie. Like what's the problem ??

Boram: THERE'S A ING BUG IN MY ROOM. 

Boram: IT'S FREAKING HUGE. GETTHEHELLINHERE.

Eunjung: Haha, you serious ?? Scared of something like that ?

Eunjung: How cute of you, unnie ~ Come on, guys. Let's go and get it.

*They all agree to go to Boram's room. Obviously laughing at how the eldest member is scared of some tiny bug*

*2 minutes later*

All: QRI UNNIE. GETTHEINHERE WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF.

All: SAVE US, LEADER.