On a refreshing day like that fateful day, 8 friends decided to go to a brand new amusement park that opened that day. After a few hours of riding roller coasters and eating shiny candied apples, there was a definite awkwardness amongst the eight. It weighed down upon them, and it drove Changmin nearly insane.

"I know!" Changmin said, finally chipper. He sounded as if an epiphany grenade exploded in his face. "We should go to a horror house. I heard that the one here is really scary. Nobody's been in it yet."

Onew put on a brave face. "Sure, why not?"

After a grueling two minutes, everybody agreed to go in. The eight walked swiftly to the house, eager to get in (yes, they did get really excited in those two minutes).

"Hey what does that sign say?" Jaejoong pointed out, his vision too high to see what it said, even though it was only five feet in front of him.

"Who cares?" Krtis brushed the sign off as if it was nothing. "Don't pay attention to these things. They're just there to scare you."

The rest agreed, yet Jaejoong was still suspicious. The group entered the house not looking back, but they would soon regret it.

"First room," Taemin exclaimed. "What does the sign say?"

"Um, 'You may not go back and you may not go forward unless one member cuts off a finger.' " said CL, shakily.

Onew, wanting to prove that he was as manly and brave as he says, steps forward first.

"I'll do it, I don't need this finger, anyway." And with that, he picked up a conveniently places pocket knife and swiftly chops off his pinky finger.

The door swings open with a big thud, and  99/100 walk through (because Onew lost a part of himself.)

The big door swings closed again, and a clicking sound signifies that the door has locked.

"This sign says 'You may not go back and you may not go forward unless one member cuts off a hand.' " reads CL.

"Hmph. I already cut off a finger, why not cut off a hand? It's basically useless, now." And with that, Onew picks up a conveniently placed knife and chops off his hand with a big crunch. "Let's keep going," Onew tried to put confidently, but he was looking deathly pale now.

The door swung open and the  91/100 walked through.

The big door clicked shut again, but this time, Minji read the sign.

"Um, it says 'You may not go back and you may not go forward unless one member cuts off their arm.' "

Once again Onew steps forward. He had trouble speaking and looked a bit nauseous, causeing him to turn a shade of pale green.

"I-I'll do i-it. I l-lo-lost a h-hand anywa-ay." And with that, he brought a conveniently placed butcher's knife and brought it heavily down upon his arm.

Suddenly Onew staggered backward. His eyeballs rolled up and he let out a loud moan, his arm gushing out blood. He fell to the creaky floor and just... stopped.

He laid there, unmoving, for a few moments.

Being a coldhearted dictator Seo-hyun gave the very dead Onew a cold shoulder.

"We didnt needed him anyway." Seo-Hyun said, and walked through the open door. The rest followed

"It says, 'You may not go back and you may not go forward unless 5 are killed.' " Jaejoong read, innocently.

And there was the perfect setting, a kitchen. Not just any kitched, a kitchen full of expensive, pointy culinary weapons.

Taemin, saddened by the death of his SHINee leader, became ectremely and unexplainably violent. He ran to a drawer first and pulled out all of the knives inside and threw them at Seo-Hyun, for being so cold towards Onew's death. But before they could hit her, she pulled Kris infront of her for defense.

It nearly worked, almost all 6 knives cleanly entered Kris, but Seo-Hyun had left an opening and one knife pierced itself into her pancreas, slitting her stomach on it's way. Both Kris and Seo-Hyun crumpled to the flooor in a bloody heap.

Two down, three to go.

CL, who was suprisingly fond of Kris, became enraged at Taemin's actions. Now who was going to teach her the secret to soulful rapping? It would take years to get that Outsider guy to open up to her. 
CL attmpted to blend into the wall, seeing as she was wearing white, while everybody else was scrambling for a weapon of some sort.

Guess CL was really good at blending in with walls, because it was only until she had a turkey fork in hand until someone noticed.

But it was too late, CL had already snuck up behind poor, innocent little Taemin until someone cried "NOOO. NOT TAEMIN!"

It was Minzy, her eyes welled up with tears. CL paid no heed, her inner satan alread came out. With inpeccable accuracy and murderous intent, CL drove the turkey fork into Taemin's neck.

And there Taemin fell, with a turkey fork sticking out of his neck.

It seems as if Minzy's evil awoke, too, because she loved Taemin. There were evil spirits coming out of her and the flames in her eyes evaporated the tears.

As she walked toward CL, CL tried to run away, but that just made Minzy even more furious. CL ran fast, but Minzy was faster. 

CL looked back for Minzy, but in the blink of an eye, she was gone. Little did CL know, Minji was crawling upon the walls (yes, like Spider Man) and was directly over CL. In one hand, Minzy held a wireless blender (one that doesn't need a cord), and in the other hand, she held a bleeding fist, clutched with anger and depression.

"This is for Taemin!" she cried and jumped head-first onto CL, holding the blender over her head and setting it on puree/ice crush. Yes, that blender was big enough to fit CL's head.

Minzy crawled into a corner, realizing what she did was inexcusable. She also realized the most violent member, Changmin, was CL's best friend. Now he was really mad, his mouth was so mismatched, it looked like he was smirking.

Changmin pulled out a dangerously sharp knife and walked menacingly toward Minzy, who was now shaking violently with fear. But right before Changmin got to the stabby rip stab stab part, but there was a primal cry that came from above.

"Human Bullet Tank Jutsu!" (think Choji from Naruto) Jaejoong fell from nowhere in the form of a giant human ball and landed on Minzy. She died almost instantly under the pressure.

Jaejoong reverted back to his normal, handsome self and did a congradulatory hi-five with Changmin, who also seemed pleased. The door was already open by the time the two devilishly gorgeous men started walking.

"It says 'You may not go back and you may not leave this house unless you kill the other.' " Jaejoong had to lean in to read, but with Changmin's perfect vision he read it faster. As Jaejoong was leaned in, Changmin grabbed and squeezed Jaejoong's  neck.

Jaejoong struggled a moment, but as his vision was fading, he spotted a conveniently placed knife. With the last amount of energy he had, he reached out for the knife and stabbed backward before he died.

Changmin staggered backward clutching his wound. He reached for the (now open) door but couldn't reach it. Bright light shone on his face as he died, accenting his soft, calm features as he passed.

Both men laid there in a deathly hot mess......

What a shame... Such beautiful faces went to waste. If only they had read the sign...

You know what that sign said in the front that nobody read?

"No matter how many enter, none will come out alive."