If there was one thing Sungjae didn't want to do today, that was his schedule. So, he came up with the best way to excuse himself from it - by playing dead.

A/N: So, this was the random idea I thought up of last night and shared on twitter, and a couple of people said I should definitely write it, and...well, here it is, I guess. It's basically a parody of a story I'd read by Andy Griffiths as a kid, and...I don't have anything to say about it. _{I can't believe I wrote this.}